Do you suffer from Plot Dysfunction?

Post by **ninja** » Fri Oct 20, 2006 3:37 pm

Avlissians!

Have you ever had that feeling of incompleteness? Do you wake up in the middle of the night, worried that your hard work on a plot will go unnoticed because the plot has disolved? Do you have pages and pages of special reagents, collected for a special something, and see it just take up space in your inventory?

If so, you suffer from plot dysfunction, and you may be in luck.

We, the Team, realize that there may be a number of plots out there that have been dropped due to one reason or another. DMs leave, DMs get busy, DMs get drunk and try to pour beer into their computers (was it only me?).

If you suffer from plot dysfunction, please send an email to staff@avlis.org, and we will try to get the ball rolling again. Because there have been turnover on the staff, we may not have any idea about your plot.

So please include:
DM name
Groups involved
Plot summary
Each chapter summary

The Team will do what we can* to help you with your problem.

Game on!

*=not guaranteed to finish all plots

Manuel the White · Post by **Manuel the White** » Fri Oct 20, 2006 4:29 pm

I suffered from chronic PD. My friends all laughed at me. My wife .. wouldn't talk to me anymore. Even the dog didn't come see me at the front door when I got home. But then I heard something that gave me hope: a new treatment for PD called TEAM. I've been working with TEAM for a while now and my PD is now under control.

Thanks TEAM!

Fuzz · Post by **Fuzz** » Fri Oct 20, 2006 6:48 pm

Possible side effects may include:

- Loss of free time
- Alienation from loved ones
- Rampant crumping
- Falling asleep at your computer
- Frustration due to extreme lag
- Diarrhea

If you are pregnant, ask your doctor before using TEAM, because you might lose track of time and forget to go in for a checkup. Finally, TEAM may cause addiction, so remember to use it responsibly. If you feel you or a family member are or are at risk for having an addictive personality, discretion is advised for the use of TEAM.

Aloro · Post by **Aloro** » Fri Oct 20, 2006 9:03 pm

That's right folks, try TEAM!

Now in berry-fresh flavor!

Use only as directed.

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Marleh · Post by **Marleh** » Fri Oct 20, 2006 9:21 pm

Aloro wrote: ...Sign here without admitting guilt...

OooOOOohh! *scribble scribble*

Rain&Clouds · Post by **Rain&Clouds** » Sat Oct 21, 2006 1:39 am

Persyphonia's quest

My character wasn't involved in the original plot, but it never quite ended and I'd love to be involved this time! Where can I buy this TEAM product I've heard so much of?

Darkfire · Post by **Darkfire** » Sat Oct 21, 2006 5:49 am

Rene, Manuel, Fuzz and Aloro...

*golf claps*

that was done beautifully, so good, I think you guys planned it.

b00 for you

Manuel the White · Post by **Manuel the White** » Sat Oct 21, 2006 9:30 pm

Darkfire wrote:Rene, Manuel, Fuzz and Aloro...

*golf claps*

that was done beautifully, so good, I think you guys planned it.

b00 for you

LOL! Damn Malekites.

Beary666 · Post by **Beary666** » Tue Oct 24, 2006 10:39 pm

Manuel the White wrote:
Darkfire wrote:Rene, Manuel, Fuzz and Aloro...

*golf claps*

that was done beautifully, so good, I think you guys planned it.

b00 for you
LOL! Damn Malekites.

We can make him disappear...