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Technical Difficulties: Please Do Not Log In

Post by Nob » Tue Jun 13, 2006 4:24 pm

Hey Folks, we're experiencing what you'd call "technical difficulties" right now, with the servers. Now I'm waiting on the fellows with the technical jargon to more accurately assess the problem, but right now the servers are what we in the colloquial jargon would call "screwed."

Currently anyone who logs into the servers will force them to crash, until we can figure out what's causing this, we've closed off the servers and will be awaiting word on what precisely is wrong with them.

Thank you for your patience, in the mean time, I suggest you guys do the things you haven't done because you've been playing Avlis; getting to know your kids (god knows, didn't you notice that they're actually able to TALK now?), doing your laundry (yes, I mean that huge pile of "clothes" lying there in the corner), filing your taxes (I know a bunch of you haven't since 2003), and getting a breath of fresh air.
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Post by Bas-Postma » Tue Jun 13, 2006 4:27 pm

:shock: NOOOOO!!!

Don't put me back into RL........... *shakes and twitches head*
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Post by loki70 » Tue Jun 13, 2006 4:32 pm

*looks around blankly* I, umm, have a job? Really? And it doesn't involve comfry root in any way, shape, or form? Weird.

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Post by TheElvenKing » Tue Jun 13, 2006 4:33 pm

Awww, just got the baby down for her nap too. :(

*logs in to WoW*

Gah! All servers down there as well!

*logs in to Guild Wars*

Finally, sweet nectar... oo8)
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Post by diermace » Tue Jun 13, 2006 4:38 pm

*looks around and wonders if his wife still lives with him*
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Post by Moredo » Tue Jun 13, 2006 4:40 pm

Watch the World Cup, f00ls!

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Post by xarthna » Tue Jun 13, 2006 4:40 pm

And I just got a break from Alberto watch ... :(

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Re: Technical Difficulties: Please Do Not Log In

Post by Vercongetorix » Tue Jun 13, 2006 4:43 pm

Nob wrote:Thank you for your patience, in the mean time, I suggest you guys do the things you haven't done because you've been playing Avlis
Why would we do that? The boards are still up and running aren't they? *hugs the boards protectively*
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Post by kazlaan » Tue Jun 13, 2006 4:44 pm

*cries* no Avlis....

and no Isle due to not being updated to 1.67 ......

so much pain......
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Post by Snow » Tue Jun 13, 2006 4:50 pm

Moredo wrote:Watch the World Cup, f00ls!

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Post by szabot » Tue Jun 13, 2006 4:50 pm

At least this is happening during the World Cup. ;)
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Post by Raen » Tue Jun 13, 2006 5:09 pm

Bas-Postma wrote::shock: NOOOOO!!!

Don't put me back into RL........... *shakes and twitches head*
Relax Ba-Postma,
Tis the team Beta Testing a new DP which forces you to live RL for 1 hour if you die. :P

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Post by Cassandros » Tue Jun 13, 2006 5:30 pm

and getting a breath of fresh air.
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