~promo~ !!!THE COMMODES IN ACTION!!! ~promo~

[Revan]

The Commodes perform their first unofficial musical event!

Staring:

Revan on guitar
Anyamaur on tambourine

AND GUEST STARING THE FAMOUS
WILLEM LIGHTHEART

BUT DONT WORRY!

If you missed this event, there will be more to come! Be on the lookout for future postings in the taverns of Elysia!



Credits:
thanks to Alisha for taking the screenie
and all those that were forgotten

[Chemical-Burn]

ahh crap. somehow my char got caught in a screenshot.. why does it have to happen to them?

[Krator]

You need that awesome kobold bard in your group.

[dhocott]

Now if Will can just get to a scribe any time soon, you guys will have some new material next time he runs in to Anya. Hehe

[Revan]

Heheh, willem lets make that a date. Revan has some idea's and would like to put them down on paper and im sure you do to. Theres that one scribe south of anya's house in the wharves.

Mr. Chemical Burn, which is your charicter? Why dont you like being in screenies? This one is cool!

Ive seen that Kobold! What is his chars name again?

[Serineth Swiftpaw]

Heheh, willem lets make that a date. Revan has some idea's and would like to put them down on paper and im sure you do to. Theres that one scribe south of anya's house in the wharves.

Mr. Chemical Burn, which is your charicter? Why dont you like being in screenies? This one is cool!

Ive seen that Kobold! What is his chars name again?

Getsists? Kay?

[apandapion]

Yay!

[Revan]

Getsists I have not heard of,

Kay is a shifter, often taking Kobold form

[LadyJane]

Me not Shifterses - me Koboldses

K

ooc - Kay is just a level 2 Bard, not an uber-powerful Shifter.

[Krator]

Me not Shifterses - me Koboldses

K

ooc - Kay is just a level 2 Bard, not an uber-powerful Shifter.

*points*

that's him

[LadyJane]

HER

[Krator]

HER

Kay's female? Oops,didn't know.. damn static models.. well, Her then

[Anyamaur]

AGGGHH
Hey, we're famous now!
Sweet, all Anya has to do is tap on her tambourine and smile.
mwahahah.

Who wants to submit a song ofr us to play?
Let it be known that "The Commodes" was first started in the main shop at Minya, Hala when Tedia Te'te'lin stumbled apon Anya and Revan in bathing suites, Revan with a guitar and Anya with a tambourine. cough
We needed a cover up quickly, and thus The Commodes were born.

Note: No, Anya will never be wearing a bathing suite at any of the performances.

[Anyamaur]

Now if Will can just get to a scribe any time soon, you guys will have some new material next time he runs in to Anya. Hehe

You promised her that song in a week's time!

[dhocott]

You promised her that song in a week's time!

The song is finished and was done by Tuesday as requested, more like ordered. *winks* Will just has not seen Anya since then to sing it for her.

Let it be known that "The Commodes" was first started in the main shop at Minya, Hala when Tedia Te'te'lin stumbled apon Anya and Revan in bathing suites, Revan with a guitar and Anya with a tambourine. cough

Also let it be known that Willem Lightheart is not a member of "The Commodes" but was only making a guest appearance at Elf Gate. He was never on Hala with Anya and Revan in bathing suites. *shudders at the thought*

If you want to hear the whole song being sung ask Will or Revan to sing it IG. I think Revan knows the song better than Will since he sings it every day even though Will wrote it.

[Revan]

Yes indeed, heh, I do know that song pretty well; I was pleased when Willem wrote it about me, no matter how silly it is.

Well I do sing it often *hums a bit*

If you ever see Revan emoting *hums a ballad* IG, the one Willem wrote and I am singing in the graphic above is it! It entertains Revan on the many boring hours he spends on making bandages.

Oh and a bit more history on The Commodes. The whole reason Anya and Revan all the sudden came up withe the title is because earlier that trip we came across a shop in Hala that was filled with the most odd and sadistic items Revan and Anya (and myself in all of my NWN ventures) have seen, and in that dark, sadistic shop I saw a small box, about a foot tall and two feet in diameter, with a bucket-sized hole in the top.

I said- "Anya, is that a toilet?"

Anya- "Indeed it is Revan, in fact, its a Commode"

Revan- "A Commawhat?"

Anya- "A Commode, a toilet"

Revan- "Toilet, the john, loo, pot?"

Anya- "Crapper, latrine, throne, lavatory, water closet!"

Revan- "Ah! A toilet!"

Anya- "YES!"

Revan- "thats a funny lookin crapper, whats it doin here?"

Anya- "I have no clue" *takes out a newly bought whip and takes a crack at it*

Revan- *takes out his sword and finishes the commode off with a critical hit*

Anya- "there, no more commode"

Revan- "I feel better"

*after both sets of knees going weak and their bearers writhing on the ground with laughter, they were able to control themselves and walk out of the sadistic shop, grinning and occasionally chuckling for the rest of their extravaganza through Hala*

Ya that was a very hilarious day, and Revans (and myself as a player) first time through Hala.

[dhocott]

You guys are hilarious!

I think you are really going to like the song Will wrote about Anya. Be advised that the first verse is the same as Revan's song. It's kind of Wills opening verse to draw the attention of the crowd.

I can see it now. Revan and Anya standing at Elf Gate. Revan singing his song and Anya singing hers and everyone else dazed and confused trying to figure out what is goin on. I just hope no one asks you to do a perform role. hehe

[Revan]

Thanks Will! Thats out purpose, to make people laugh; wether or not they think we have a few bolts loose in our heads.

Ya ive noticed Will has a lot of songs that start with that call phrase, and it works well.

Heheh, well I think anya would be fine because as a woman she has the beauty and naturally sweet voice to go along with the singing; but as for Revan... ya well, his scratchy voice from calling too many battle cries and calloused/bruised and often blood stained hands tend to pick at the guitar strings a bit strangely. But who knows! Maybe ill waist a few extra ranks just to get my perform skill up a bit *grins*

But if your kind... avoid the perform checks for now and let Revan be happy with his blind fame.

[Revan]

HEY LOOK!

Ive advanced from Whiney Peasant to Squire of Babble!

[Anyamaur]

HEY LOOK!

Ive advanced from Whiney Peasant to Squire of Babble!

Hahah, oh yeah... I remember that day at Fujita's Imporeum. Although Revan kind of re-worded my sayings...cougha lotcough.

w00t for you Revan... and how many is that until you catch up to me?
Like 500?

You're going a bit crazy with the color coding there, lay off the orange will ya?

[Revan]

HEY LOOK!

Ive advanced from Whiney Peasant to Squire of Babble!

Hahah, oh yeah... I remember that day at Fujita's Imporeum. Although Revan kind of re-worded my sayings...cougha lotcough.

w00t for you Revan... and how many is that until you catch up to me?
Like 500?

You're going a bit crazy with the color coding there, lay off the orange will ya?

Hey im a born journalist, and to get attention and make people laugh, gasp and cry you gotta make the story interesting! besides... I dont remember everything verbatim... but it was close to that!

I'm not too big on postings, im more of a spectater of the forums that I am a active participant and have been that way for about a year now. Christ, this is my first topic ive posted!

Whats wrong with the orange text! Colour is a good thing! its certainly more interesting than the usual gray! Doesnt everyone agree? I think ill make it my trademark! Orange text=Revan! Its like the Skyloard, he has that dunuhnuhnuhnuh music every time he gives the traffic report on KLOS (well I guess you have to be a californian to know about that, but you get the point).