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The following is an excerpt from a REAL CONVERSATION. The names have been changed to protect the innocent.
[01:02] <Gonkish> no no.. when I was in Avlis I saw some giant half-orc cybering with a fucking halfling. After that I was done.
[01:03] <FuzzyBallOfLint> ah... Grohl
[01:03] <Gonkish> I walk into some random house and... "I lick ur clit" ....and after that... GOODBYE
[01:04] <Gonkish> I mean.. HALF-ORC. HALFLING. THE LOGISTICS OF THAT ARE NOT RIGHT. I MEAN... THE ORC'S.....IT...BIGGER...THAN........HALFLING... NO!!
[01:02] <Gonkish> no no.. when I was in Avlis I saw some giant half-orc cybering with a fucking halfling. After that I was done.
[01:03] <FuzzyBallOfLint> ah... Grohl
[01:03] <Gonkish> I walk into some random house and... "I lick ur clit" ....and after that... GOODBYE
[01:04] <Gonkish> I mean.. HALF-ORC. HALFLING. THE LOGISTICS OF THAT ARE NOT RIGHT. I MEAN... THE ORC'S.....IT...BIGGER...THAN........HALFLING... NO!!
"Andrinor grant me the patience not to kill those who screw things up through stupidity, the power to incinerate those who screw things up on purpose, and the wisdom to distinguish between one and the other." -The War Mage's Serenity Prayer
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Creepier is that Silk installed the nude male models on his computer. Weirdo.
<Sili> I've seen septic tanks with less shit in them than Fuzz.
<Ronnin> damm not even a kiss??
<Chasmania> Kiss Fuzz? I'd rather fellate a goat.
<Chasmania> there are many roads to Rome..they just picked a shit filled alley full of scabby hookers and bums.
The shape of things to come...
<Ronnin> damm not even a kiss??
<Chasmania> Kiss Fuzz? I'd rather fellate a goat.
<Chasmania> there are many roads to Rome..they just picked a shit filled alley full of scabby hookers and bums.
The shape of things to come...
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The screenshot is from the NWVaultFuzz wrote:Creepier is that Silk installed the nude male models on his computer. Weirdo.
A wise man does not dwell on his past. He learns from it, he grows from it, and then moves ahead into his future.
And some wise words from a wise man.
And some wise words from a wise man.

Orleron wrote:You have to excuse Themi. Tact, diplomacy, and softness are not his best traits, but he does not mean anything by his writing. He's a nice guy. You just get used to it after a while because he doesn't seem to learn.
Way to kill the quip.
Geez.
Geez.
<Sili> I've seen septic tanks with less shit in them than Fuzz.
<Ronnin> damm not even a kiss??
<Chasmania> Kiss Fuzz? I'd rather fellate a goat.
<Chasmania> there are many roads to Rome..they just picked a shit filled alley full of scabby hookers and bums.
The shape of things to come...
<Ronnin> damm not even a kiss??
<Chasmania> Kiss Fuzz? I'd rather fellate a goat.
<Chasmania> there are many roads to Rome..they just picked a shit filled alley full of scabby hookers and bums.
The shape of things to come...
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Di, I think I still have a log of you and Van's IRC wedding from the SFA days. I have quite a bit of blackmailing material in there too, like the time you were prouncing around with a blonde wig right after Galaxy Quest was released...
"Andrinor grant me the patience not to kill those who screw things up through stupidity, the power to incinerate those who screw things up on purpose, and the wisdom to distinguish between one and the other." -The War Mage's Serenity Prayer
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Well...Then again...Imagine the money I could make if I sold one of these logs to Silk...Muwahaha...
Oh, a thirty should do.
Oh, a thirty should do.

"Andrinor grant me the patience not to kill those who screw things up through stupidity, the power to incinerate those who screw things up on purpose, and the wisdom to distinguish between one and the other." -The War Mage's Serenity Prayer