Trade Fair this weekend!
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Re: Trade Fair this weekend!
Trade Fair!
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Re: Trade Fair this weekend!
*spots Darkfire and dusts off everyone's favorite halfling auctioneer 'Old Bob' *
Re: Trade Fair this weekend!
Can we have fewer/less
-Fairies that glitter
-Things that glitter
-Pompous costumes
-Tittering NPCs
-Auctioning off of +1 (or, with Scaled-Up Avlis [TM] +2 items). Or, alternatively, set up a time for Impossibly-Common-and-Easy-to-Find-Shit-for-Sale auctions for that stuff.
-Silly hats
-Forest-y frolickers (you know who you are)
-Emo blah blah blah blah
-Mage blah blah blah blah
-Geris Grey (oh yeah, he's DEAD!)
And more
-Blood spilling
-Name calling
-General ass kicking
-Whores
-Booze
-Boozy whores
-Beheadings
-Hangings
-Iron maidens
-Real maidens
-But not Maidens
-Crucifixions
-Flaying
-Drawing-and-quartering
Tossing of people from heights and bets on the splatter radius
-Naked wrestling (only women, and minimum 20 charisma - the rest of you can wrestle far off in the woods, away from all roads and paths)
-Sammy
-Krash
-Kurt Villainova
-SAMWIR!
Much appreciated,
-surfer
-Fairies that glitter
-Things that glitter
-Pompous costumes
-Tittering NPCs
-Auctioning off of +1 (or, with Scaled-Up Avlis [TM] +2 items). Or, alternatively, set up a time for Impossibly-Common-and-Easy-to-Find-Shit-for-Sale auctions for that stuff.
-Silly hats
-Forest-y frolickers (you know who you are)
-Emo blah blah blah blah
-Mage blah blah blah blah
-Geris Grey (oh yeah, he's DEAD!)
And more
-Blood spilling
-Name calling
-General ass kicking
-Whores
-Booze
-Boozy whores
-Beheadings
-Hangings
-Iron maidens
-Real maidens
-But not Maidens
-Crucifixions
-Flaying
-Drawing-and-quartering
Tossing of people from heights and bets on the splatter radius
-Naked wrestling (only women, and minimum 20 charisma - the rest of you can wrestle far off in the woods, away from all roads and paths)
-Sammy
-Krash
-Kurt Villainova
-SAMWIR!
Much appreciated,
-surfer
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Re: Trade Fair this weekend!
do you even trade bro
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Re: Trade Fair this weekend!
~From the desk of Forest-y frolickers; PR department~
The fair will be lacking the following:
Fairies
Fairies that glitter
Fairies that flutter
Glitter
Glitter from fairies
Glitter from fluttering
Geris Grey; that dead sod (really he dead, no necromancer required)
As for your suggestions:
Tossing of people from heights and bets on the splatter radius. This is what the 'not Maidens' already do. So we are confused why you don't want them there. Unless you don't want to share the proceeds from the book.
Given the theme is courtly and lords and ladies. It is reasonable to assume that punishment will be handed out and your
suggestions of punishments are greatly welcome.
Booze? It is trade fair! Those go hand in hand.
As for naked grease wrestling, you are welcome to organize such activities at the fair yourself.
Sincerely,
Some Fooking Forest-y Frolicker
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Re: Trade Fair this weekend!
I think he is actually roundabout volunteering to organize, host and decorate a Trade Fair in Verlog's Torture Museum next year.
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Re: Trade Fair this weekend!
gutemensch wrote:no necromancer required
....?
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Re: Trade Fair this weekend!
surfer69 wrote:
And more
-Blood spilling
-Name calling
-General ass kicking
-Whores
-Booze
-Boozy whores
-Beheadings
-Hangings
-Iron maidens
-Real maidens
-But not Maidens
-Crucifixions
-Flaying
-Drawing-and-quartering
Tossing of people from heights and bets on the splatter radius
-Naked wrestling (only women, and minimum 20 charisma - the rest of you can wrestle far off in the woods, away from all roads and paths)
-Sammy
-Krash
-Kurt Villainova
-SAMWIR!
Much appreciated,
-surfer
I mean I may or may not have been responsible for at least a few of these over the past fairs
CoEMF

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WrathOG777: This is a roleplaying game. There is no such thing as winning or losing. Only playing.
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Re: Trade Fair this weekend!
*Edits what he meant to say*Darkfire wrote:surfer69 wrote:
And more
-Blood spilling
-Name calling
-General ass kicking
-Whores
-Booze
-Boozy whores
-Beheadings
-Hangings
-Iron maidens
-Real maidens
-But not Maidens
-Crucifixions
-Flaying
-Drawing-and-quartering
Tossing of people from heights and bets on the splatter radius
-Naked wrestling (only women, and minimum 20 charisma - the rest of you can wrestle far off in the woods, away from all roads and paths)
-Sammy
-Krash
-Kurt Villainova
-SAMWIR!
Much appreciated,
-surfer
I meanI may or may nothave been responsible forat least a fewthe majority of these over the past fairs
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Re: Trade Fair this weekend!
I was trying to be modest. 

CoEMF

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Re: Trade Fair this weekend!
Dont forget folks, this is Happening all weekend!
Come, have fun, socialize! Buy things! sell things, drool over things!
Come, have fun, socialize! Buy things! sell things, drool over things!
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Re: Trade Fair this weekend!
Come on everyone. Only 7 there at the moment - we can do better than that 

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