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Sarmanos
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by Sarmanos » Sun Aug 24, 2008 8:37 pm
Part 1:
http://www.headinjurytheater.com/article73.htm
Part 2:
http://www.headinjurytheater.com/article95.htm
"Hello adventurer. You walk into the room. That's when the floor starts to fight with the ceiling about who gets to eat you. While they fight you sneak along the wall, hoping to escape...only to find out the wall's already starting to digest you the moment you touch it. Adventurer, I hope you've enjoyed your stay in the Room of Death. Remember to fill out your comment card."
I got a kick out of this. My two favorites? The Paper Golem and Spider-Horse.
Vetinari: I have noted before that you have a definite anti-authoritarian streak, Commander.
Vimes: Sir?
Vetinari: You seem to have retained this even though you are Authority.
Vimes: Sir?
Vetinari: That's practically Zen.
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Urizen
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by Urizen » Mon Aug 25, 2008 12:02 am
If only my kobold could make the Paper Golems...
When life gives you lemons, make margaritas.
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Mark Oban
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by Mark Oban » Mon Aug 25, 2008 1:01 am
Yeah, some of those guys were on some heavy shit when creating some of those.
We are, We do, What more is there.
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Yenefer
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by Yenefer » Mon Aug 25, 2008 7:57 am
Now I see vampire frogs everywhere!
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rk57957
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by rk57957 » Mon Aug 25, 2008 6:15 pm
I am a bit sad and annoyed that Umbrella Golems did
NOT make the list
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Joeyo
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by Joeyo » Mon Aug 25, 2008 7:20 pm
rk57957 wrote:I am a bit sad and annoyed that Umbrella Golems did
NOT make the list
because they're not stupid.
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llhht
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by llhht » Mon Aug 25, 2008 7:36 pm
That spider horse had me laughing for a long time.
Yarr!
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GunnJ
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by GunnJ » Mon Aug 25, 2008 7:41 pm
When I read the comments, I thought this ((
http://www.toddlockwood.com/galleries/d ... olem.shtml )) was the type of paper golem they were talking about and I couldn't understand why he thought it was stupid, till I read the description he meant. Though oragami may give me papercuts, this painting gives me nightmares.
“People speak of hope as if it is this delicate, ephemeral thing made of whispers and spider's webs. It's not. Hope has dirt on her face, blood on her knuckles, the grit of cobblestones in her hair, and just spat out a tooth as she rises for another go.”
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llhht
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by llhht » Mon Aug 25, 2008 7:44 pm
GunnJ wrote:When I read the comments, I thought this ((
http://www.toddlockwood.com/galleries/d ... olem.shtml )) was the type of paper golem they were talking about and I couldn't understand why he thought it was stupid, till I read the description he meant. Though oragami may give me papercuts, this painting gives me nightmares.
Neckbreaking evil lumber and paper golems seem to have that effect on people
Yarr!
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loki70
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by loki70 » Mon Aug 25, 2008 8:03 pm
No Twingers. And he didn't give props to the Miniature Giant Space Hampster...8 of 10, at best
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Pathos Street
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by Pathos Street » Mon Aug 25, 2008 8:25 pm
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SaraEF
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by SaraEF » Mon Aug 25, 2008 8:41 pm
Is it just me or does this come around every year or so?
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othotbail
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by othotbail » Tue Aug 26, 2008 3:36 pm
Monkey Bees! Monkey Bees!
Swinging in the trees!
Buzz! Buzz! Buzz! Buzz! Buzz!
Banana's, they are the force for my colon. They surround and bind everything so even Darth Vader can take a proper dump.
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by KinX » Sun Sep 14, 2008 11:08 pm
heheh...ass-were
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