To heck with Halfings, let's hear more about DWARVES

Strangg · Post by **Strangg** » Fri Mar 14, 2003 10:58 pm

To heck with asslings! Let's hear about dwarves, the bestest of the stout folks! And while i'm putting in a request, what about the pimpest of all Dwarven gods...Clangeddin, the Dwarven god of war.

~S

Post by **tindertwiggy** » Fri Mar 14, 2003 11:18 pm

Jordicus · Post by **Jordicus** » Sat Mar 15, 2003 1:14 am

uhm... that would be HALFLINGS not asslings....

Belasco_old · Post by **Belasco_old** » Sat Mar 15, 2003 3:30 am

Aye tis the same meanin.

Jordicus · Post by **Jordicus** » Sat Mar 15, 2003 4:29 am

Halflings Rule! Dwarfs Drool!

*puts on flame-retardant gear and hides from all dwarfish folk....*

Strangg · Post by **Strangg** » Sat Mar 15, 2003 9:12 am

Jordicus wrote:uhm... that would be HALFLINGS not asslings....

Nae, fer suren tis assling.

~S

Strangg · Post by **Strangg** » Sat Mar 15, 2003 9:13 am

Jordicus wrote:Halflings Rule! Dwarfs Drool!

Only when we are passed out drunk...on both counts. And since it takes more ale tae git one stout fellow drunk than yerself has drank in all yer life, it dunna happen to often.

~S

KinX · Post by **KinX** » Sat Mar 15, 2003 10:34 am

Just thought i'd second Strangg's 'request' here

i'm a devout lover of all things dwarven, and ever since i started playing pnp dnd almost...*thinks*....whoah...it's been almost 10 years (i started playing when i was about 12-13), i've always always made a dwarf warrior of some sort.

so yeah, DWARVES HHOOOO!!

denor firefly · Post by **denor firefly** » Sun Mar 23, 2003 1:09 pm

Hehe how do you call this: a 'little' war

AL

Sifu B · Post by **Sifu B** » Mon Mar 24, 2003 6:19 pm

Gnomes, Gnomes, Gnomes!

We're descended from Dwarves and can have Stone Dwarf children - but we're Gnomes! Damn freaky, isn't it?

Since Dwarves and Gnomes can mate, then technically speciation hasn't occured. We're the same species. So....yeah! Dwarves, Dwarves, Dwarves! Let's hear more about Dwarves!

- Raging Squirrel

lord_ion · Post by **lord_ion** » Mon Mar 24, 2003 7:06 pm

Does that mean that humans and elves are the same species? This has serious ramifications for the war...

WrathOG777 · Post by **WrathOG777** » Mon Mar 24, 2003 7:25 pm

We are all part orc?!

Sifu B · Post by **Sifu B** » Mon Mar 24, 2003 7:56 pm

*cocks head to side and listens*

Aye, the Spirit Squirrel tells me that if Humans and Elves can have children, then they are the same species. Same thing with Orcs and Humans. But I don't think Elves and Orcs can breed.

*scratches head*

I hadn't thought of that. Seems then like you've got Human, Elves, and Orcs in one camp - although I think Elves and Orcs are far enough from each other that they can be considered truly different species - Gnomes and Dwarves in another camp, and Halflings in a third camp.

Hmmm...that doesn't make all Humans part Orc though, just means that they share common ancestry. Then again, I never understand half of what the Spirit Squirrel's talking about. Crazy little astral sasquatsch. Who knows what this could mean for the war. Maybe we should ask some Half-Elves?

Or maybe interbreeding only occurs with divine intervention, and they really are all different races?

Thank Fegall I can be certain of one thing: there's no Human, Elf, Orc, or Halfling in me! (No offense.)

- Raging Squirrel

izyk · Post by **izyk** » Mon Mar 24, 2003 8:02 pm

There is one thing I can tell you about squirrels. They like nuts.

Jordicus · Post by **Jordicus** » Mon Mar 24, 2003 8:40 pm

hehe... at least us halflings are all pure-breeds... I always knew we were in a class by ourselves...

Post by **Orleron** » Mon Mar 24, 2003 9:53 pm

Bottom line is this is FANTASY, not science. Science doesn't apply, so if you feel like engaging in mental masterbaton go ahead.... doesn't mean I gotta give scientific reasons for what I do. And, btw, I am a scientist IRL.

storminj · Post by **storminj** » Mon Mar 24, 2003 10:09 pm

Question is can halforcs breed? If they can not then they are like mules and not a species. To be a species they mest be able to interbreed where offspring are able to reproduce also.

Like orl said...it's just a fantasy...it's not the real thing..ohhohohoh

Strangg · Post by **Strangg** » Mon Mar 24, 2003 10:24 pm

Yes half orcs can breed. And human and dwarves can breed as well. But the funny thing is dwarves have the "uberseed" for lack of a better term. Human + dwarf = dwarf, tho slightly taller than average. Dwarves are the only race that can't get bred out..heh. Of course Humans have the "semi-uberseed" powerful, but it's no dwarf jizz!

~S

Jordicus · Post by **Jordicus** » Mon Mar 24, 2003 10:29 pm

now that was something I really did not need to think about....

Sifu B · Post by **Sifu B** » Mon Mar 24, 2003 10:37 pm

*eating nuts while head snaps back and forth*

Uberseed, yeah. Fantastical breeding laws.

*head spins*

Can we get a Stone Dwarf volunteer to breed with a Half-Nymph and see what comes out?

I think the result might be my ideal woman.

- Raging Squirrel (and his trusty Spirit Squirrel (who worked as a genetic engineer for a short stint

))