Current Avlis Downtime
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- KaiRal Windspar
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Ah you poor man, i got a kid 2 and a half years old, when my girlfriends mum found out she tried killing me, then tried getting her dad to kill me in his truck, thne my (now) ex girlfriend tried killing me......its all worth it though. untill that is the little one starts trying to get father son bonding on by mashing the keyboard when im in mid sentance on avlis.
The crafty gits managed to somehow mush ALT-F4 three times now, so unimpressed. dont think the electric conditioning would work, while working the other day i electrocuted myself three times, first 4000V, then 5000V, then another 5000V to finish it....i didnt learn.
Anyhow hope things get better with the in-laws, or they die or something, whatever makes you happiest. And congrats on the kids, as well as good luck!
The crafty gits managed to somehow mush ALT-F4 three times now, so unimpressed. dont think the electric conditioning would work, while working the other day i electrocuted myself three times, first 4000V, then 5000V, then another 5000V to finish it....i didnt learn.
Anyhow hope things get better with the in-laws, or they die or something, whatever makes you happiest. And congrats on the kids, as well as good luck!

LOLSilk wrote:Let's also hope:
a) Orleron's wife doesn't mind Orleron expressing said statements about her parents
or
b) Orleron's wife doesn't read these boards at all
Silk wrote: I don't know, I think flinging poo in a catapult could be pretty damn effective.
I know if I was on the battlefield and I got hit by a pile of shit... I'd probably go home.
M0lly wrote:Ah you poor man, i got a kid 2 and a half years old, when my girlfriends mum found out she tried killing me, then tried getting her dad to kill me in his truck, thne my (now) ex girlfriend tried killing me......its all worth it though. untill that is the little one starts trying to get father son bonding on by mashing the keyboard when im in mid sentance on avlis.
The crafty gits managed to somehow mush ALT-F4 three times now, so unimpressed. dont think the electric conditioning would work, while working the other day i electrocuted myself three times, first 4000V, then 5000V, then another 5000V to finish it....i didnt learn.
Anyhow hope things get better with the in-laws, or they die or something, whatever makes you happiest. And congrats on the kids, as well as good luck!
You never told me that they tried to kill you!
*blows on his knuckles*
ROFL you muppet..... Frying yourself at work...... Like Bart and the Cup cake with lisa's sceince experiment...
Bart Vs the Hamster
Silk wrote: I don't know, I think flinging poo in a catapult could be pretty damn effective.
I know if I was on the battlefield and I got hit by a pile of shit... I'd probably go home.
Now now, let's not forget who Evlanshalee's true mother is now daddy dearest. ........JollyOrc wrote:*takes notes on how to make the life of any possible suitor of Elvanshalee a living hell*Malathyre wrote:
I had no idea you married the offspring of Amonien and Janur.
What's the Avlis equivalent of a Cable Modem ?

Hopefully I can get back online sometime soon and keep her around without a restore
Yeah, i went round to state me good intentions and all, i thought it went quite well, then the abusive phone calls started from the ma, then the angry truck drivers chasing me down the roadYou never told me that they tried to kill you!
*blows on his knuckles*

tis all good now tho.

I saw the 'frying' as a challenge...not sure who won.
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Being single is cool, more time for games
! But being involved with some1 is also cool, more time for different games
! But whatever happens, never believe her when she sais shes on the pill, forcable push those pills down her throat with a big wooden stick and make her swallow water with a big funnel.....then relax and enjoy companionship!

