Euros beware - Splank is now a verb

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Euros beware - Splank is now a verb

Post by spool32 » Fri Apr 16, 2010 5:45 am

Splank (v.) - To "accidentally" dm_kill a character while attempting to hand out cookies during a session in the the DM client.





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<spool32> LU LU LU LU LU LU LU LU LU LU!!
<SplankNon> Goodness, is that a tribal greeting call?
<spool32> it's the T'Nanshi Army greeting call!
<spool32> You will learn these things, as you get acquainted with the DM client.
<SplankNon> !!
<spool32> heh
<spool32> Congrats.
<spool32> :)
Everyone welcome our new Apprentice DM SplankNon to the Team!

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Re: Euros beware - Splank is now a verb

Post by Darkfire » Fri Apr 16, 2010 5:49 am

Oh man, I don't wanna get splanked :(
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Re: Euros beware - Splank is now a verb

Post by Ninjar » Fri Apr 16, 2010 5:52 am

You can Splank my non anytime.
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Re: Euros beware - Splank is now a verb

Post by Ghostie » Fri Apr 16, 2010 5:55 am

Sch-weeeeet!

More Euro DMs!

Yay Splank!!!
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Re: Euros beware - Splank is now a verb

Post by Moredo » Fri Apr 16, 2010 5:56 am

My felicitations!

(Isn't that how it's said?) :D
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Re: Euros beware - Splank is now a verb

Post by ShadowViper » Fri Apr 16, 2010 6:01 am

We got Euro dm's?

No way

*reads spool post again*

way.

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Re: Euros beware - Splank is now a verb

Post by g1asgow » Fri Apr 16, 2010 7:26 am

Oooooh...

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Re: Euros beware - Splank is now a verb

Post by Urizen » Fri Apr 16, 2010 9:44 am

Yarr!
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Re: Euros beware - Splank is now a verb

Post by EvilKneevil » Fri Apr 16, 2010 10:00 am

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Re: Euros beware - Splank is now a verb

Post by Plethora » Fri Apr 16, 2010 10:10 am

personally? Im pretty excited and think this will be RAD !!

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Re: Euros beware - Splank is now a verb

Post by Pekarion » Fri Apr 16, 2010 10:13 am

'Lo Splank!
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Post by Eklektikos » Fri Apr 16, 2010 12:22 pm

Spiffing!
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Re: Euros beware - Splank is now a verb

Post by Grunt » Fri Apr 16, 2010 12:42 pm

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Re: Euros beware - Splank is now a verb

Post by Katroine » Fri Apr 16, 2010 12:58 pm

Congratulations!!
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Re: Euros beware - Splank is now a verb

Post by othotbail » Fri Apr 16, 2010 1:01 pm

Congrats! :)
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Re: Euros beware - Splank is now a verb

Post by Aeveras » Fri Apr 16, 2010 1:03 pm

Yarr! Let the splanking begin.
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Re: Euros beware - Splank is now a verb

Post by SplankNon » Fri Apr 16, 2010 1:09 pm

Thanks! :) I'll try not to splank too much.
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Re: Euros beware - Splank is now a verb

Post by Lycanthropy » Fri Apr 16, 2010 2:01 pm

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Re: Euros beware - Splank is now a verb

Post by wolfwielder » Fri Apr 16, 2010 2:04 pm

Splank (v.) - To "accidentally" Pause the server while attempting to hand out cookies during a session in the the DM client.
Wrong definition spool I fixed it for you though.

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Re: Euros beware - Splank is now a verb

Post by Trigger » Fri Apr 16, 2010 2:17 pm

Congrats!!! Welcome buddy!
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Re: Euros beware - Splank is now a verb

Post by Nighthawk4 » Fri Apr 16, 2010 5:23 pm

wolfwielder wrote:
Splank (v.) - To "accidentally" Pause the server while attempting to hand out cookies during a session in the the DM client.
Wrong definition spool I fixed it for you though.

Welcome!

Who can honestly say they haven't splanked at some time or other? I know I have.


Oops, what a giveaway :shock:



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Re: Euros beware - Splank is now a verb

Post by badjabadjabadja » Fri Apr 16, 2010 6:22 pm

Awesome!

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Re: Euros beware - Splank is now a verb

Post by Eponine » Fri Apr 16, 2010 7:27 pm

Congrats!
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Re: Euros beware - Splank is now a verb

Post by Nighthawk4 » Sat Apr 17, 2010 6:59 pm

In my defence I would point out that if he is Splanknon then the rest of us must be Splank - so it is not my fault.

Of course, it wasn't me anyway - it was him :lol:

I have no idea what you are talking about - I wasn't even there.

So there :twisted:
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