An opportunity to excel? Become a DM!

Avlis Headlines - www.avlis.org

Moderator: Event DM

Post Reply
User avatar
Nighthawk4
Assist DM
Assist DM
Posts: 25899
Joined: Fri Feb 07, 2003 8:32 pm
Timezone: GMT
DM Avatar: DruEl
Location: The Home of the Bard of Avon
Contact:

An opportunity to excel? Become a DM!

Post by Nighthawk4 » Thu Jan 24, 2008 9:59 pm

Roll up, roll up

Yes, ladies and gentlemen, once again we at Avlis Central are offering an opportunity for aspiring young (or even not so young) would-be DMs. }8)

If you believe you are qualified and your Watchlist entry is shorter than my DM Reports thread *,

then maybe you too could become...............



............... a DM :shock:



Apply now at your local email client. Just send an email to staff@avlis.org, including a bribe of at least 10 x the annual salary of a DM and eventually, someone on the Team will send you an Application Form. Complete this in black ink, using a number 2 nib in your best fountain pen, and return it to the address quoted on the form (same as the one you used to request it).

We all read it and vote on whether the bribe was high enough and then cast the runes to see who should be hired - just like assigning Government Supply Contracts.

Then, perhaps you too could be sneaking around using an avatar with uber-powerful HiPsing and earning a huge salary like the rest of us. Of course, you won't actually get that salary, but you will be earning it.

Join in the fun and help reward others for their awesome RP, or laugh secretly at their cybering.

As Del Boy Trotter used to say before he worked for the Hogfather, 'You know it makes sense'

*Signed*
:opa:


* You are perfectly safe - Nobody has a Watchlist thread longer than my DM Reports thread :lol:
Life is never as bad as you think it is, although that doesn't help at the time.
Orleron wrote:I think it's a fun idea if you can idiot-proof it. Problem is God always builds a better idiot. :P
User avatar
Darkfire
Demigod of Posts
Posts: 16130
Joined: Sat Feb 12, 2005 4:50 pm
Timezone: CST (-5 GMT)
Location: Missouri
Contact:

Re: A opportunity to excel?

Post by Darkfire » Fri Jan 25, 2008 3:08 am

Ooh, I want to apply. Sign me up! I hear there are hawt DM chix.
CoEMF :devil: :feuer:
WrathOG777: This is a roleplaying game. There is no such thing as winning or losing. Only playing.
Player of Dameon Nepirtas, Nel'Cial, and Pickle Mistbreeze
User avatar
Nighthawk4
Assist DM
Assist DM
Posts: 25899
Joined: Fri Feb 07, 2003 8:32 pm
Timezone: GMT
DM Avatar: DruEl
Location: The Home of the Bard of Avon
Contact:

Re: A opportunity to excel?

Post by Nighthawk4 » Mon Jan 28, 2008 1:49 pm

So where are my hawt DM Chix? :?
Life is never as bad as you think it is, although that doesn't help at the time.
Orleron wrote:I think it's a fun idea if you can idiot-proof it. Problem is God always builds a better idiot. :P
User avatar
Alphonse
Master Sage
Posts: 5302
Joined: Wed Nov 03, 2004 8:26 am
Location: GMT

Re: A opportunity to excel?

Post by Alphonse » Mon Jan 28, 2008 2:11 pm

*gives darkfire a dress*
Irreverence Awards 05 :most Ineffectual PC, honourable mention for most likely to give/recieve Spite

Islands of the Lost Head DM
User avatar
ninja
Legacy DM
Legacy DM
Posts: 6600
Joined: Wed Apr 07, 2004 1:01 am
Timezone: GMT -5
Location: Chicago, IL, USA

Re: A opportunity to excel?

Post by ninja » Mon Jan 28, 2008 3:27 pm

we are also giving out referral bonuses of 1/2 DM rank * 1000 XP * 1 month DM salary.
Go here for your custom DM item.
"Mages are over powered" - Spool32, previous head DM, said 300 times during Austin meet.
Jazz
Major Event DM / CCC
Major Event DM / CCC
Posts: 7783
Joined: Fri Sep 17, 2004 5:25 pm
Timezone: GMT +1/+2
DM Avatar: Gorethar
Location: The Lowlands

Re: A opportunity to excel?

Post by Jazz » Mon Mar 31, 2008 11:58 pm

We could still use a few creative minds on our DM crew :)
User avatar
tindertwiggy
Legacy DM
Legacy DM
Posts: 6905
Joined: Tue Jul 16, 2002 12:20 am
Location: Newish England
Contact:

Re: A opportunity to excel?

Post by tindertwiggy » Tue Apr 01, 2008 1:21 am

Alphonse wrote:*gives darkfire a dress*
Darkfire? Dress?

I put on my robe and wizard hat.
Happiness is baked with one part bat guano, one part sulfur.
User avatar
Vroshgrak
Team Member; Retired with Honors
Posts: 4057
Joined: Sun Feb 23, 2003 4:24 pm
Timezone: Pacific (GMT -8/-7)
DM Avatar: Hurine
Location: Corvallis Oregon
Contact:

Re: A opportunity to excel?

Post by Vroshgrak » Tue Apr 01, 2008 1:21 am

Next time I get courage from a pint of whiskey, you might have to deal with my reapplication.
Jazz
Major Event DM / CCC
Major Event DM / CCC
Posts: 7783
Joined: Fri Sep 17, 2004 5:25 pm
Timezone: GMT +1/+2
DM Avatar: Gorethar
Location: The Lowlands

Re: A opportunity to excel?

Post by Jazz » Wed Jun 18, 2008 7:16 pm

Yeah, that's right, we are still looking for a few DM's with potential. Do you have what it takes? Then send an email to staff@avlis.org, someone on the Team will send you an Application Form.
User avatar
loki70
Master Sage
Posts: 6988
Joined: Mon Aug 23, 2004 3:34 pm
Timezone: gmt -7
Location: Seattle, WA

Re: An opportunity to excel? Become a DM!

Post by loki70 » Wed Jun 18, 2008 7:54 pm

potential is a four letter word!!!

Yeah, my counting sucks.
User avatar
wolfwielder
Team Member; Retired with Honors
Posts: 6690
Joined: Mon Nov 14, 2005 6:14 pm
Timezone: GMT -5/-4
DM Avatar: Balgar
Location: Hidely ho neighbor!
Contact:

Re: A opportunity to excel?

Post by wolfwielder » Wed Jun 18, 2008 8:38 pm

Jazz wrote:Yeah, that's right, we are still looking for a few DM's with potential. Do you have what it takes? Then send an email to staff@avlis.org, someone on the Team will send you an Application Form.
But Im not ready to come back yet?
Post Reply