If Avlis Came With A Warning Label It Would Read

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If Avlis Came With A Warning Label It Would Read:

Not intended for highway use.
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Do not use orally after using rectally.
2
3%
For use by trained roleplayers only.
2
3%
Keep out of reach of metagamers.
2
3%
Warning: knives are sharp!
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Do not use intimately.
1
2%
Do not use if you have prostate problems.
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2%
Warning: may contain nuts.
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27%
Misuse may cause injury or death.
1
2%
Not dishwasher safe.
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No purchase necessary. Details inside.
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3%
Use like regular soap.
1
2%
Prolonged use of product can burn eyes.
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5%
May cause sleep deprivation.
33
50%
 
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If Avlis Came With A Warning Label It Would Read

Post by Manuel the White » Sat Dec 05, 2009 9:37 pm

As always, add your own in comments.
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Re: If Avlis Came With A Warning Label It Would Read

Post by Darkfire » Sat Dec 05, 2009 9:40 pm

In all seriousness, "May cause sleep deprivation." would be the best one.

However...

You never go ass to mouth!
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Re: If Avlis Came With A Warning Label It Would Read

Post by spool32 » Sat Dec 05, 2009 9:50 pm

Lack of blinking can be painful...
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Re: If Avlis Came With A Warning Label It Would Read

Post by GrayKing » Sat Dec 05, 2009 10:44 pm

Yea comes with Nutzis, but most are lovable.

Haha :finger:
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Re: If Avlis Came With A Warning Label It Would Read

Post by Cindare » Sat Dec 05, 2009 10:46 pm

Darkfire wrote:In all seriousness, You never go ass to mouth!
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Re: If Avlis Came With A Warning Label It Would Read

Post by Nighthawk4 » Sat Dec 05, 2009 10:55 pm

You can check out but you can never leave :lol:
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Re: If Avlis Came With A Warning Label It Would Read

Post by Blizzow » Sat Dec 05, 2009 11:26 pm

Abandon hope all ye who enter here.
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Re: If Avlis Came With A Warning Label It Would Read

Post by Pathos Street » Sun Dec 06, 2009 12:13 am

Definitely the sleep onnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnzzzzZzzZzzzzzz *falls asleep on keyboard*
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Re: If Avlis Came With A Warning Label It Would Read

Post by Cushman » Sun Dec 06, 2009 12:19 am

Hehe. I liked the "No purchase necessary. Details inside." one best until I saw the Sleep deprivation. One. That one wins HANDS DOWN!
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Re: If Avlis Came With A Warning Label It Would Read

Post by Brayon » Sun Dec 06, 2009 12:24 am

*remembers many a sleepless night, while watching some hot Cyber Action as a DM* :twisted:

Being Sleep deprived is deffiently #1.

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Re: If Avlis Came With A Warning Label It Would Read

Post by DanishPastry » Sun Dec 06, 2009 12:44 am

Mind the cap.
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Re: If Avlis Came With A Warning Label It Would Read

Post by korak » Sun Dec 06, 2009 3:09 am

*Caution. Monsters on monitor are closer than they actually appear.*
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Re: If Avlis Came With A Warning Label It Would Read

Post by Gairus » Sun Dec 06, 2009 3:11 am

I want to say may contain nuts, but the truth of sleep dep must prevail.
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Re: If Avlis Came With A Warning Label It Would Read

Post by Cerridwyn » Sun Dec 06, 2009 3:29 am

eh...i used to work nights....so no sleep is no big deal.

it's definately the loveable nuts :P
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Re: If Avlis Came With A Warning Label It Would Read

Post by Lycanthropy » Sun Dec 06, 2009 4:16 am

Ia! Ia!
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Re: If Avlis Came With A Warning Label It Would Read

Post by Isadora » Sun Dec 06, 2009 5:20 am

Do not use intimately ;)
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Re: If Avlis Came With A Warning Label It Would Read

Post by Etzie » Sun Dec 06, 2009 5:27 am

I can't count the number of times I've nodded/dozed off whilst logged in. >.> Definitely sleep deprivation.
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Re: If Avlis Came With A Warning Label It Would Read

Post by badjabadjabadja » Sun Dec 06, 2009 6:56 am

*looks at time*








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Re: If Avlis Came With A Warning Label It Would Read

Post by Lilith » Sun Dec 06, 2009 1:02 pm

More addictive than Crack!
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Re: If Avlis Came With A Warning Label It Would Read

Post by xarthna » Sun Dec 06, 2009 1:26 pm

Do not operate under the influence of alcohol.
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Re: If Avlis Came With A Warning Label It Would Read

Post by loki70 » Sun Dec 06, 2009 2:28 pm

xarthna wrote:Do not operate under the influence of alcohol.
Only to be used with alcohol...results may vary
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