The World of Avlis

I've been having a lot of trouble connecting to the Master Server in the past week or so... I CAN still log into Avlis when this happens... Sometimes... But half the time it will see the server but never actually connect to it (It shows as live in my history, but comes up as "Unnamed Server" and han...

I recently picked up a "Design by Claire" someone had sold to an NPC merchant in Le'Or. Putting it on seems to produce a "blend" of the torso model for that outfit and the sleeve models for whatever outfit I was wearing immediately before putting on the outfit. AND there are no legs displayed at all...

It'd be ugly as hell, but couldn't you just do: if ((!HasItem(GetPCSpeaker(), "Item1"))) || ((!HasItem(GetPCSpeaker(), "Item2"))) || ((!HasItem(GetPCSpeaker(), "Item3"))) || ((!HasItem(GetPCSpeaker(), "Item4"))) || ((!HasItem(GetPCSpeaker(), "Item5"))) return TRUE; Can NWScript handle a multiple OR ...

But if you happen to wander across said DM's character, dead and lost in an Afterlife Plane after a certain mellowsmoke induced incident, and you happen to be a wererat at the time, DO chase 'em around screaming, "diiiiiiie pigling!!!! Maaaaake foooooood!!!!" at them over and over. ~From the Desk of...

Gaaah! Damnit! Must rush home! Only chance I'll ever get to grief Tri'as!!! BLLLLAAAAARRRRGGGGHHHHH!!!!!


Bye Now,
Jerry Cornelius - 19 Pally/1 Sorc here I come!!!

I really, really tried. But this was the best I could do on short notice.



Bye Now,
Jerry Cornelius - Is off to steal a plane.

If I were a midget, I'd CONSTANTLY be late for work. Yeah, that's right. Hours late. And my boss would be mad. He'd be PISSED at me! He'd be shouting, "where were you?" "Why are you late?" "I got a chocolate factory to run here, damnit!" Bye Now, Dave Atell - Couldn't come up with anything of value ...

*************FOR YOUR EYES ONLY************************ Attn Citizen: This missive is to inform you that you have been drafted for duty into the Most Holy Order of Confounders of Forian (Pink and Fluffy Bunny Division). Please visit the duty seargant in the End Tent (what, you've never been there?) ...

I disagree. Surely being told to do something, anything, by anyone less than Forian his bad self runs counter to everything that Forianism stands for? I mean, it's supposed to be an ethos of Do As Thou Wilt. I see your point, but I caution you to avoid pushing self-determination into the realm of s...

As of this morning, Confounder is on my to-do list. So get yer holy order together, or apart, as the case may be, and unto thee I will give quests and such, that thou mays?t confound rich and poor, old and young alike with thy ways. Correct me if I'm wrong, but we need 8 players before we're eligib...

You'll probably run into Gallix out Ferrell way. Jerry is part-owner, and Entertainment Coordinator, of the Second Solace Tavern and Hostelry in Elysia. Mostly he hangs out there these days, when he's not off being a rambling man. You're most likely to encounter his peculiar take on the insubstantia...

Wow. In my character vault is:

One bard, in less-than-mint condition.
One UTTER bastard who can barely stand to hang out with himself.


Does that mean I win?

Bye Now,
Jerry Cornelius - Master RP'er.

Keen. You, plus me and Halvar and what's-his-name that Redloved played, and one other who I won't name at this time... That makes four freaky fanatics for Forian's fabulous felicity. Zounds. Confounders are not, as yet, scripted into Avlis. I've been given tentative approval from Orl to set up Foria...

I don't think it'd be all that hard, really... Especially after HotU gives us OnEquip handlers. It would be relatively easy to assign weapons different "time period" variables (or even a specific naming convention for their tags), with a check on each OnEquip to determine if you are on a server wher...

mmmMMMmmm... Podium...

Bye Now,
Jerry Cornelius - watches out for splinters.

Cookies wrote:you think that''s tough?
try playing an Orc bard who worships Fegall and sings about crafting.

Bah! Amateur stuff.

Try being an undercover operative for the OoG trying to IC suss out who the leaders of the Ravens are and... Err... Forget I said that.

Bye Now,
Jerry Cornelius - Deep cover.

Vicky wrote: Strangg... you ARE tenacious D aren't you?

V x x x

He is not the greatest band in the world, no.

He is just a tribute.

Bye Now,
Jerry Cornelius - STABBIN' ya with my Bowie while I'm naked...

The whole thing doesn't fire, or just the EffectPetrify()?

And this is a piddly point, but why are you declaring and assigning your oTarget on two different lines? Why not:

object oTarget = OBJECT_SELF;

Bye Now,
Jerry Cornelius - Script Monkey

Give me back my hand!!!!!!!!

Bye Now,
Briscoe County, Jr - Bubba-hotep

Naw, mostly we all just talk about crocheting techniques and how best to can the season's fresh fruit and vegetables on the evil forums.

~From the Desk of The Good Father Froag

Well, it's official.

Siballe is super hot.

Bye Now,
Jerry Cornelius - Hottie expert.

Short of following Aloro's very tentative advice and donging around with the engine, it's just not going to happen. PC's don't have event handlers. You can't do anything to preempt someone queueing the attack action for their own PC. Even if you were to put an OnHeartbeat script for the whole area t...

You could... Set that area to use the "No PVP" setting, then attach scripts to the OnAttacked and OnDamaged event handlers for EVERY placeable in the area that would insta-daze the target of GetLastAttacker(). Plot all yer placeables and all yer NPC's, and then you're done. Someone could, conceivabl...

i.e., if you take the picture you have in your mind of the U.S. on a map and stick a pin right in what you think would be the middle of the map, that's the sucking pit of human lack and emotional desperation that is Kansas. Oklahoma is just under the single worst place anyone could possibly think t...

For anyone who d/l'd the first "Witch's Wake" module, go check out the "Mountain Cemetery" area. All them little boulders they used to kludge climbing up hills use a very, very smooth conversation call.

Bye Now,
Jerry Cornelius - Script Monkey