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Introducing the Avlis Irreverence Awards 2004

PostAuthor: Wyrmwing » Wed Jan 05, 2005 1:24 am

After it's predecessor: The 2003 Irreverence awards

Because after such a nice year, this just deserves another go :)

The same awards are there for the taking again, meaning you can nominate characters for the following awards:

1. Fanatic '04 (Most Religious PC)
2. Funniest PC
3. Scariest PC
4. Most Original PC
5. Most Unoriginal/Stereotype PC (dwarven dwarf PCs, elven elf PCs, etc)
6. Best Monster Healer
7. Pussy Mage Award
8. The Middle
9. Most in need of a sex change (polymorph other?)
10. Most likely to die at any given moment
11. Zombie Award (most likely to be found online)
12. Most likely to give/recieve spite via sexual transmission
13. Power Gamer '04
14. bset typeer awayrd (as in, whoeveer can;t type worth shit)
15. PC we'd most like to see dead, forever
16. Friendly Fire '04 Award
17. Most Innefectual
18. INT 3 '04 award

Aye.. that's a lot. But if you've played on this world, filling these shouldn't be hard at all

Please use the following form, same as last year:
Just one nominee per award. If you want to explain your choices, that's fine with me, but please do so outside of this document, just so that the votes can be easily counted.

1. Fanatic '04 (Most Religious PC)
1.

2. Funniest PC
2.

3. Scariest PC
3.

4. Most Original PC
4.

5. Most Unoriginal/Stereotype PC (dwarven dwarf PCs, elven elf PCs, etc)
5.

6. Best Monster Healer
6.

7. Pussy Mage Award
7.

8. The Middle
8.

9. Most in need of a sex change (polymorph other?)
9.

10. Most likely to die at any given moment
10.

11. Zombie Award (most likely to be found online)
11.

12. Most likely to give/recieve spite via sexual transmission
12.

13. Power Gamer '04.
13.

14. bset typeer awayrd (as in, whoeveer can;t type worth shit)
14.

15. PC we'd most like to see dead, forever.
15.

16. Friendly Fire '04 Award
16.

17. Most Innefectual
17.

18. INT 3 '04 award.
18.


Please send the forms to wyrmwing@gmail.com.
I'll be accepting them from this moment on until midnight GMT on the night between thursday 20 and friday 21 of january, then hopefully be able to post the final results somewhere during that weekend.

Happy nominating, and have fun!

And thanks to Twiggy and the team for the first list :)
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PostAuthor: CheezDoodleS » Wed Jan 05, 2005 1:38 am

15. PC we'd most like to see dead, forever.
15: Kardiana Elhandrin

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PostAuthor: Significant Owl » Wed Jan 05, 2005 3:17 am

13. Power Gamer '04.
13. Starts with a Q..

11. Zombie Award (most likely to be found online)
11. Naieth Equoth
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PostAuthor: Naieth » Wed Jan 05, 2005 3:19 am

13. Power Gamer '04.
13. Starts with a Q..


..likes farms..




Edit:

11. Zombie Award (most likely to be found online)
11. Naieth Equoth


I'm not online that much.. heh.. alright maybe I am :D
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PostAuthor: Final Shinryuu » Wed Jan 05, 2005 3:19 am

17. Most innefectual
17. My main. Feril, the tripleclassed, 10-strength, dagger specializing barbarian....

Forgive me, but I had to nominate myself on that one.. :)
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PostAuthor: Anyamaur » Wed Jan 05, 2005 3:24 am

Final Shinryuu wrote:17. Most innefectual
17. My main. Feril, the tripleclassed, 10-strength, dagger specializing barbarian....

Forgive me, but I had to nominate myself on that one.. :)


or my druid with a base wisdom of 14 *cough cough*
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PostAuthor: loki70 » Wed Jan 05, 2005 3:55 am

Okay, I have to nominate myself for the most likely to die at any given moment. I don't know if there is a record kept somewhere, but my main, Hebrin, has got to have at least 150 deaths in 13 levels. I had 10 in the wilderness server on one particularly bad day. Wouldn't have been so bad, but 9 of them were trying to retrieve my belongings. Damn spiders.
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PostAuthor: kombinat » Wed Jan 05, 2005 4:00 am

Might I suggest that people do not nominate their own characters? Think of how other characters you've interacted with will fit the categories, instead of how your own do.
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PostAuthor: Gurky_Bogglewig » Wed Jan 05, 2005 4:35 am

18. INT 3 '04 award
18. Bruk

"So... you want two of these?"

Gurky took out two gold coins and tentatively held them out.

Bruk exhibited a rather large bag of coins containing far more than two.

"ya dat right twu shinees..."
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PostAuthor: Rhissaerk Jalesh » Wed Jan 05, 2005 6:00 am

1. Fanatic '04 : Thror

2. Funniest PC : Rello

3. Scariest PC: Damar Ogdem

4. Most Original PC: Isamu (Come on, he's a bloody killer HALFLING!)

5. Most Unoriginal/Stereotype PC: Dunno, everyone I've met feels unique in some way.

6. Best Monster Healer: Never had this happen.

7. Pussy Mage Award: I can't spell the name, Ooryvae or somthing,
Ebony Mage, has like 10 HP.

8. The Middle: Not sure what this means?

9. Most in need of a sex change: Mowghina

10. Most likely to die at any given moment: Lucien Dark

11. Zombie Award: Hmm...can't think of anyone who I've seen on an inordinate amount besides myself...

12. Most likely to give/recieve spite via sexual transmission: Jand De La Fleur *grins at Jand*

13. Power Gamer '04: Same as those who posted above!

14. bset typeer awayrd (as in, whoeveer can;t type worth shit): Nah, I don't wanna say.

15. PC we'd most like to see dead, forever: Aww...I can't bring myself to say anyones name...

16. Friendly Fire '04 Award: Ross (But I misclicked on him more than he did me...) And Getsits too. Always shooting me with that damn rod of frost!

17. Most Innefectual: Madrigal, but he sure was fun!

18. INT 3 '04 award: Um...any given half ogre. *grins*
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PostAuthor: Moredo » Wed Jan 05, 2005 6:57 am

Moredo wrote:1. Fanatic '04 (Most Religious PC)
1. Sugriam Undlendenboam

2. Funniest PC
2. Rello

3. Scariest PC
3. Damar

4. Most Original PC
4.

5. Most Unoriginal/Stereotype PC (dwarven dwarf PCs, elven elf PCs, etc)
5.

6. Best Monster Healer
6. Must be one of the Cha'rets

7. Pussy Mage Award
7. Oorayv

8. The Middle
8. ?

9. Most in need of a sex change (polymorph other?)
9. All the Warrior Maidens

10. Most likely to die at any given moment
10. Pekarion

11. Zombie Award (most likely to be found online)
11. Not a character, but it's Nob

12. Most likely to give/recieve spite via sexual transmission
12. Jand (he's got that one nailed easy!)

13. Power Gamer '04.
13. Farmer Quint :wink:

14. bset typeer awayrd (as in, whoeveer can;t type worth shit)
14. Ed

15. PC we'd most like to see dead, forever.
15.

16. Friendly Fire '04 Award
16. Aryana (mino caves, hahaha)

17. Most Innefectual
17.

18. INT 3 '04 award.
18. Isn't that Llyshra?


Will update it as I remember more names
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PostAuthor: Urizen » Wed Jan 05, 2005 7:14 am

18. INT 3 '04 award.
18. Isn't that Llyshra?


She's hit the books since last year, Moredo :(
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PostAuthor: Vroshgrak » Wed Jan 05, 2005 7:24 am

Yay! I can't win best monster healer this year!
I raised the coal dragon from the dead in 03! *does a little jig*

In your face!
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PostAuthor: kombinat » Wed Jan 05, 2005 7:27 am

1. Fanatic '04 (Most Religious PC)
1. Isamu, perhaps.. or Lucien, or Llyshra, or Aqua, or Sterre, or.. damn there's a lot

2. Funniest PC
2. Sterre
Guaranteed craziness with every form! Or Baal Esh Baal perhaps... funniest damn goblin ever...

3. Scariest PC
3. Damar Ogdem
Nuff said.

4. Most Original PC
4. Feril the fire-breathing Feral Ferrell Faerie Dragon

Feril: *mumbles* Stupid wizards.
Sand: Stupid?
Feril: I'm a fire-breathing Feral Ferrell Faerie Dragon!
*Sand turns Feril to stone*
Sand: I call it... Surprised Dragon In Flight


5. Most Unoriginal/Stereotype PC (dwarven dwarf PCs, elven elf PCs, etc)
5. Flint Holten... you can't get much more dwarven than Flint! Trades magical gear for a never-ending bottle of ale..

6. Best Monster Healer
6. Didn't really have any memorable occurences of this, except when Sand raised a Grey Render to unblock an exit and escape from Mikona during the seige, then kill it once it had unblocked the exit. Then raised it again and ran, leaving it to fight the annoying raven that was following them until it got Bigbyed.....

7. Pussy Mage Award
7. Oorayv'levena OR V'heress... still undecided, one for being wimpy and the other for acting wimpy ;) Or Sh'lieulias... hmm. All Ebony mages..

8. The Middle
8. This space intentionally left vague. Actually no idea what the original intention for this one is, so a bit pointless nominating someone for it.

9. Most in need of a sex change (polymorph other?)
9. Jadrienne Starfire (someone get this girl a Girdle of Masculinity!)

10. Most likely to die at any given moment
10. Jadrienne Starfire (Uh, Jad? You just got pounded and saved from certain death, don't charge them again... oops, she just charged them again)

11. Zombie Award (most likely to be found online)
11. Ayren Milen

12. Most likely to give/recieve spite via sexual transmission
12. Jand de la Fleur... toss up between him and Arch..

13. Power Gamer '04.
13. Janur de Medican! Come on, is there any competition? That guy got like... 2 whole levels in 2004! No, I'm told it's even worse, he got THREE levels... power crazy, I tell you!

14. bset typeer awayrd (as in, whoeveer can;t type worth shit)
14. Isamu, just has to be :)

15. PC we'd most like to see dead, forever.
15. Dunno. There's no PCs I love to hate... the ones that annoy me either disappear pretty quickly, or usually don't spend much time RPing near me anyway, just turning up to throw an insult occasionally.

16. Friendly Fire '04 Award
16. Aryana Skelter (arc in the minotaur caves, shaaesh in the rift, sand in the orc caves, oorayv in the spider caves, sterre in the slavers deep, you name it..)

17. Most Ineffectual
17. I would vote Lucien but lately, I'd say no... hmm. Madrigal, takes my vote here.

18. INT 3 '04 award.
18. Gortog or Damnit... here from the Scaled Gauntlet, where Damnit won the Second Scale:

Aryana Skelter: Prize money is 1200 Gold Pieces
Moonlight: *giggles and gives Damnit a flower*
Bert: *looks at tight ass of winner*
Damnit: what damnit do now?
Aryana Skelter: Congratulations Damnit
Sun-and-Moon: is that a club or was he glad to be kissed?
Aryana Skelter: *hands over Gold*
Damnit: Damnit like shinys
Moonlight: *stage whisper* I love kissing strong fighters! *giggles*
Bert: maybe you should buy a towel with your prize money damnit
Bert: you are kind of sweaty
Damnit: towel good?
Bert: yes they are great
Bert: and it's only let me think...
Damnit: Damnit buy towel
Bert: 1200 gp
Bert: the exact some you just won
Damnit: That lot?
Bert: no
Bert: it's a really good towel
Damnit: ok
Bert: it will last your life
Bert: here you go my friend


Will edit as I come up with more.
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PostAuthor: Anyamaur » Wed Jan 05, 2005 8:09 am

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Re: Introducing the Avlis Irreverence Awards 2004

PostAuthor: begnar » Wed Jan 05, 2005 8:13 am

Wyrmwing wrote:...
Please send the forms to wyrmwing@gmail.com
...


:!: :?:
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Re: Introducing the Avlis Irreverence Awards 2004

PostAuthor: kombinat » Wed Jan 05, 2005 8:17 am

begnar wrote:
Wyrmwing wrote:...
Please send the forms to wyrmwing@gmail.com
...


:!: :?:


Some people feel like discussing and sharing their votes, instead of doing it in secret. I expect that any forms posted here won't be counted, and they need to be emailed as per instructions.
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Re: Introducing the Avlis Irreverence Awards 2004

PostAuthor: begnar » Wed Jan 05, 2005 8:29 am

kombinat wrote:
begnar wrote:
Wyrmwing wrote:...
Please send the forms to wyrmwing@gmail.com
...


:!: :?:


Some people feel like discussing and sharing their votes, instead of doing it in secret. I expect that any forms posted here won't be counted, and they need to be emailed as per instructions.


good point - just wrote to make sure
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PostAuthor: Final Shinryuu » Wed Jan 05, 2005 8:43 am

kombinat wrote:Feril: *mumbles* Stupid wizards.
Sand: Stupid?
Feril: I'm a fire-breathing Feral Ferrell Faerie Dragon!
*Sand turns Feril to stone*
Sand: I call it... Surprised Dragon In Flight



This has happened about 3 times :)
It got to the point where Feril was actually TRYING to get Sand to stone her....
Then she learned that Sand was alot funnier when HE was stoned. :)

Sand: The hills! They are coming to get me! Look!
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Re: Introducing the Avlis Irreverence Awards 2004

PostAuthor: Sathsarrion » Wed Jan 05, 2005 9:06 am

7. Pussy Mage Award


:? Sorry Kombinat. I just have to nominate my main, Seylek for this one. Anyone who's met him should know why
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PostAuthor: Arandil » Wed Jan 05, 2005 9:30 am

. Fanatic '04 (Most Religious PC)
Any of that Cha'reth bunch - dunno what Aloros giving them.

2. Funniest PC

Baal - those greenback journals were great

3. Scariest PC
Divinia

4. Most Original PC

5. Most Unoriginal/Stereotype PC (dwarven dwarf PCs, elven elf PCs, etc)
6. Best Monster Healer

7. Pussy Mage Award
Jester
Karrek :wink:

8. The Middle
9. Most in need of a sex change (polymorph other?)

Still Mowghina

10. Most likely to die at any given moment

Elvithrar ( where are you man! )

11. Zombie Award (most likely to be found online)

Rhissaerk

12. Most likely to give/recieve spite via sexual transmission

Jand

13. Power Gamer '04

Too many to mention!

14. bset typeer awayrd (as in, whoeveer can;t type worth shit)

Arknsterod Bloodsaik - especiallywhenhisspacebarwasn'tworkingitfekkingwelldrovemenuts

15. PC we'd most like to see dead, forever

16. Friendly Fire '04 Award
Summoned Lesser Adamantine golem - keeps turning my familiar to stone

17. Most Innefectual


18. INT 3 '04 award

Cain Koran ( bless him ), for repeatedly charging at PCs 20 levels higher than him.

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PostAuthor: Wyrmwing » Wed Jan 05, 2005 9:44 am

Hmm.. perhaps as a small addition:

I count only the forms in the mailbox.. if you want or don't want to keep them a secret, that's purely up to you ;)
Only completely, and properly (single names, no lengthy explanations), filled forms please. Every award does have a meaning, and you're free to think of your own meaning if something appears confusing. These are irreverent awards after all :)
And please don't nominate yourself. It's much more fun to pick on others ;)
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PostAuthor: Eef » Wed Jan 05, 2005 9:45 am

Final Shinryuu wrote:
kombinat wrote:Feril: *mumbles* Stupid wizards.
Sand: Stupid?
Feril: I'm a fire-breathing Feral Ferrell Faerie Dragon!
*Sand turns Feril to stone*
Sand: I call it... Surprised Dragon In Flight



This has happened about 3 times :)
It got to the point where Feril was actually TRYING to get Sand to stone her....
Then she learned that Sand was alot funnier when HE was stoned. :)

Sand: The hills! They are coming to get me! Look!


Blasted hills, can't trust them. They were after us, I tell you! Good thing Sand managed to turn that one to stone or it would have gotten us for sure.

Oh, and Rhiss, Oorayv has 22 hitpoints now! At level 10...
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PostAuthor: Khaelindra » Wed Jan 05, 2005 10:57 am

Arandil wrote:
3. Scariest PC
Divinia



:shock:

First Nestor, now Quicksilver...whaddidido? :shock:

I really should work on my PR more... :roll:
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Re: Introducing the Avlis Irreverence Awards 2004

PostAuthor: Alphonse » Wed Jan 05, 2005 11:00 am

Wyrmwing wrote:12. Most likely to give/recieve spite via sexual transmission


The Hoff? He seems to be spreading himself around a bit
Irreverence Awards 05 :most Ineffectual PC, honourable mention for most likely to give/recieve Spite

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