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I owe, I owe so off to the LRC I go...
Don't blame me. I voted for Gorethar.
If the tents a rockin, don't come a knockin.
Honk if you love l33t g34r.
Forian say, 'Practice random acts randomly'.
My summons beat up your honor student.
My other car is a T'Nanshi Battle Beetle.
Glosht. Not just for breakfast anymore.
Ravens do it with their hoods on.
Beauty is in the eye of the Beholder.
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PostAuthor: Manuel the White » Wed Apr 27, 2005 7:20 pm

Feel free to add your own....
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PostAuthor: Krator » Wed Apr 27, 2005 7:23 pm

Voted for the battle beetle..but: "In the Underdark we don't have speed limits" is nice too :)
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PostAuthor: Wyrmwing » Wed Apr 27, 2005 7:33 pm

Solve M'Chek's problems: drive on the pavement.
Sadako Sasaki wrote:I will write peace on your wings, and you will fly all over the world.

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PostAuthor: Talwin Hawkins » Wed Apr 27, 2005 7:38 pm

Love my Shrub
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Former Hero of of Lonovanen'Hirefya
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PostAuthor: Rain&Clouds » Wed Apr 27, 2005 7:39 pm

"I (heart) my fey wine"

"Honk if you're in the trust"

"T'Nanshi wants you!" (With that picture from those posters of uncle Sam ;) )
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PostAuthor: Malathyre » Wed Apr 27, 2005 7:44 pm

"Halfling monks do it animal style."

"We don't need no stinkin' summoned badgers!"
"The stars predict tomorrow you'll wake up, do a bunch of stuff, and then go back to sleep!"--Your Horoscope for Today, Weird Al Yankovic
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PostAuthor: szabot » Wed Apr 27, 2005 8:34 pm

"My summons beat up your honor student."

That cracked me up. :lol:
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PostAuthor: Bear » Wed Apr 27, 2005 8:37 pm

Mekekian Army: HUMANS FIRST! We'll stripmine the other nations later.

Maleki: Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies.

Ravens: We've got what it takes to take what you've got!

Order of Gorethar: Some people are only alive because it is illegal to kill them.

If you are psion - think "HONK"

Isamu: You're just jealous because the voices are talking to me and not you!

Theton: My Mom Can Beat Up Your Mom

Maiden’s of Dre’Ana: All Men Are Animals, Some Just Make Better Pets

EDF: Give me ambiguity or give me something else.

Dagath: We are born naked, wet, and hungry. Then things get worse.

Valendel: WANTED: Meaningful overnight relationship.

Hands of Dru’El: Reality is a crutch for people who can't handle drugs.
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PostAuthor: eggbert » Wed Apr 27, 2005 9:07 pm

This list just brightened my day. Thanks!

There is one perfect answer on this list. :wink:
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PostAuthor: gutemensch » Wed Apr 27, 2005 9:26 pm

Nawen Wiki | Loash Leheven Wiki | Paradise Boutique and Emporium Wiki | FRAwen Wiki

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PostAuthor: Elong Singalong » Wed Apr 27, 2005 10:06 pm

oh oh!!

i want one!! where can i buy it?
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PostAuthor: Nighthawk4 » Wed Apr 27, 2005 10:12 pm

Boss, merchandising idea here :wink:

Shadow Dancers do it under HiPS :shock:

Plus the classic one from Rich Burlew (OOTS):

Vaarsuvius wrote:Good Roleplay does not preclude Fireballing their Asses
Life is never as bad as you think it is, although that doesn't help at the time.

Orleron wrote:I think it's a fun idea if you can idiot-proof it. Problem is God always builds a better idiot. :P

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Avlis UK, ACE Forum and SATF Forum

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PostAuthor: Manuel the White » Wed Apr 27, 2005 10:35 pm

Just thought of a funny one...

"In case of ascension, car will be unmanned."
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PostAuthor: Tristan_Durst » Wed Apr 27, 2005 11:05 pm

"What happens in Ferrell, stays in Ferrell"

"I got pwn in the warzone, and all I got was this lousy bumpersticker."

"Feywine, Mellowsmoke, and Bards. Who can ask for more?"
"The best way to start something, is to stop talking, and start doing." - Walter E. Disney
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PostAuthor: Eponine » Thu Apr 28, 2005 12:48 am

Dre'Ana is my Co-pilot

I brake for Crop Rats

One Fey Wine, Two Fey Wine, Three Fey Wine, Floor!

If you can read this - I have lost my Cloak +3

This is your brain. This is your brain on Avlis.
"Life is pain your highness, anyone who says otherwise is selling something"

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PostAuthor: Baralis Truthbender » Thu Apr 28, 2005 12:56 am

Maleki: Chaos. Panic. Massacre. My work is done.
The Bridgekeeper vs King Arthur:
" your name?"
"Arthur, King of the Brits."
" your quest?"
"To find the Holy Grail."
" the average speed of a swallow?"
"An African or a European one?"
"Well I don't knooAAAARGH!"

Bedevere feat. Arthur:
"How do know so much about swallows?"
"Well, you have to know these things when you're a king, you know."
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PostAuthor: drunkenpig » Thu Apr 28, 2005 2:21 am

My AKN Apprentice Beat Up Your AAAA Apprentice
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It's hell on the nails.
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PostAuthor: ReallyStupidGuy » Thu Apr 28, 2005 2:34 am

Pit fiend could kick any honor students ass!
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PostAuthor: Boo_Bear » Thu Apr 28, 2005 2:47 am

these are great! I thought of one but I'm sure I'm spelling it wrong.

Rothe: it's what's for dinner!
Abbie the Cat:
sometimes people are good
but don't tell them that
it only makes them think they're better than you
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PostAuthor: leprechaun » Thu Apr 28, 2005 3:09 am

it was a tough decision between, "My summons beat up your honor student" and "Ravens do it with their hoods on."

I hate honor students :twisted:
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PostAuthor: Nevyn » Thu Apr 28, 2005 3:11 am

Bear wrote:Order of Gorethar: Some people are only alive because it is illegal to kill them.

Love this one :D
It applies to RL too..
"No greater love hath a man than he lay down his life for his brother. Not for millions, .. not for glory, not for fame. For one person, .. in the dark .. where no one will ever know .. or see."

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PostAuthor: GHENGIZ.KHAN » Thu Apr 28, 2005 6:37 am

"Hows my fighting? Dial 1-800-Blow-Me"

"2 Fireballs are better than 1"

"Let me M'Chek your day"

"Wizards do it with their robes and hats on"
Nothing thats worth having in this world comes easily.

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PostAuthor: Marijn » Thu Apr 28, 2005 6:38 am

The most common bumpersticker for Avlis ever:

Yes we can!

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PostAuthor: girlysprite » Thu Apr 28, 2005 7:20 am

*I did Fortano's mom*
Gaming doesn't make people voilent, lag does

<Dimotane> I think deep down, when we're honest with ourselves... we're all a pregnant male elf.
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PostAuthor: Defender » Thu Apr 28, 2005 8:05 am

My summons beat up your honor student.


That's clasic stuff right there. How many people actually wish they could say that?

Awesome stuff,
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