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Favorite taunt:

Your taint shall be cleansed!
Join in death...
Break your bones!
Your death will be beautiful.
I'm gonna cleave yer skull!
Rend your flesh.
Smash you down!
Geesh mik fung ta!!
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PostAuthor: svg » Wed Apr 14, 2004 8:27 am

"I hope you like pain!" said in a "you'll be praying for death to take you!" voice 8)
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PostAuthor: tha_monsta » Wed Apr 14, 2004 1:53 pm

My PC's taunt is "Do you kiss your mother with that face?"




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PostAuthor: gravehead » Wed Apr 14, 2004 2:24 pm

"Bleed and die" is one of my favorites. Of course, my wife doesn't appreciate it :twisted:

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PostAuthor: AbominationFascination » Mon May 31, 2004 7:14 am

I'm offering protest that my favorite:

"You are soooo gonna feel some wrath!"

didn't make it into the top ten.

In single player, the high-spirited evangelist was always my fave.

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PostAuthor: Slade_brimstone » Mon May 31, 2004 9:18 am

i voted for Geesh mik fung ta!! .. gotta love that sound when you see 30 orc rushing you...

i also like

Skull Cleaver
I'm gonna rip your head off and make it my puppet
and a bunch of others that i cant remeber at the moment...

oh a side note one of my fav overall voices oyu can get is the taunt for the dumb hero...

you know what your biggist problem is..... Me

(( oh and hay hindy where you been at i aint seen you on lately :P seems alot of the anphers that came over have been fadeing back :( ))
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PostAuthor: Gordaan Of Garagos » Mon May 31, 2004 10:11 am

"You risk such pain, I warn you not to continue!"

The voiceset I use for Zak'dan... Karlat the Lich.

His battle cry "Attack, rend, destroy!" I like too.

"An eye for an eye will only succeed in making the whole world blind"

"I don't look at classes, I look at characters." The best excuse for PGing I have heard so far!
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PostAuthor: Paul » Wed Jul 14, 2004 10:21 pm

You don't frighten us, English pig-dogs! Go and boil your bottoms, son of a silly person! Ah blow my nose at you, so-called "Arthur Keeeng"! You and all your silly English Knnnnnnnn-ighuts!!!

Ah don' wanna talk to you no more, you empty-headed animal food-trough wiper! Ah fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries!

Now go away, or I shall taunt you a second time!
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PostAuthor: Vichan Lyonsen » Wed Jul 14, 2004 10:37 pm

"I bring joo teh pwn!"
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PostAuthor: Aloro » Wed Jul 14, 2004 10:43 pm

Y'all are completely off the mark. The BEST taunt, without question, without any possibility of comparison... the best taunt, I say, is the "threaten" emote the nymphs do. They literally hop in the air, spin around, and shake their ass at you. :D

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PostAuthor: Wyrmwing » Wed Jul 14, 2004 10:45 pm

That's not threatening.. that's strategical distraction :)
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PostAuthor: Aloro » Wed Jul 14, 2004 10:57 pm

Arkron wrote:That's not threatening.. that's strategical distraction :)

Nymphs are so beautiful they can literally blind you with their good looks. In this light, shaking their ass at you is indeed quite threatening. :P

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PostAuthor: Xeo » Wed Jul 14, 2004 11:31 pm

"I see fear in your eyes, its good that you apprecaite your situation"

Works for me
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PostAuthor: jeanette » Thu Jul 15, 2004 12:04 am

C'mon it's gotta be:

I'm gonna knock you back into laaaaast week! So you can spend until now looking forward to me kickin' your tail all OVER again!
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PostAuthor: Nimrod25 » Tue Sep 28, 2004 9:25 pm

where's the *bends over (wearing tight pants) and picks up ....... *
oh wait..... wrong sort of taunt. :lol:
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"Tinky Winky's found a new friend, her name used to be Frank."
"Today the Teletubbies all visited LaLa Land."
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PostAuthor: Yellow » Tue Sep 28, 2004 10:48 pm

My favorite - in a high pitched female voice:

"You..You can bite me...right here" or some such

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PostAuthor: Anyamaur » Mon Oct 04, 2004 2:23 am

I'd have to say, that one done in the merry little halfing/rogue voice:

"Blood makes the grass grow!!"

It sounds so cute :)

yet soooo chaotic... :twisted:
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PostAuthor: Moonyju » Wed Dec 01, 2004 5:20 am

Of those mentioned... I like "Your death shall be beautiful"... but I also like my char's taunt. which goes something like this:

You are a pathetic waste of flesh.

*said in a disgusted/calm/cold voice*
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PostAuthor: loki70 » Wed Dec 01, 2004 6:04 am

Xeo Bodacea wrote:"I see fear in your eyes, its good that you apprecaite your situation"

Works for me

What? I thought it would have been "Here comes Halfling Death", the battlecry of Tomi for the SP game. Ah well.
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PostAuthor: Rang Tane » Sun Jan 16, 2005 12:28 pm

I like the one the Salt Clan Kobolts use just because of the way it sounds: "Leave no slave alive!"

Mostly followed by mass destruction so yeah, auch

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PostAuthor: Pandaerus » Mon Jan 17, 2005 1:12 pm

I go for the ones that the quicklings in Cor'Vallen use:

"I will kill you!" in a very high pitched evil voice.

in my case they did.... :(
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PostAuthor: Aldinvineda » Mon Jan 17, 2005 2:41 pm

Heh. Of the voicesets, my favourite taunt is:
Get ready to be beaten by a girl
It's sooo in your face...

My favourite taunt IC (dwarven berserker voice) is:
I'm goin' ta crump ye wi' such disregard fer common sense, ye'll morph inta a warm pile o' GOO!!
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PostAuthor: Highway Man » Mon Jan 17, 2005 4:24 pm

Tomi's " Your ugly and you smell like a rotting skunk, haha" is the best one I have heard on NwN.

Makes me laugh everytime I hear it. :lol:

That dumb warrior one about ripping your head off and making it his puppet is really good too.
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PostAuthor: Toman Nouwen » Mon Jan 17, 2005 5:52 pm

Ahhhh... I've always loved mine....

"I could take you on with my eyes closed..." in such a whiney, nasally voice, it makes even me grimace in annoyance....
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PostAuthor: Ragin » Mon Jan 17, 2005 6:00 pm

I think my character's is funny:

In a polite, calm, older gentleman's voice,"Your not the sharpest of swords, are you?"

Out of the options though definately 50/50,"Your taint shall be cleansed!" or,"Your death shall be beautiful."
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PostAuthor: denor firefly » Tue Jan 18, 2005 9:02 am

Arkn'sterod standing before Silvermoon house: MY HOME SHALL BE YOUR GRAVE...
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