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Re: The Avlis Irreverence Awards 2014

PostAuthor: SaraEF » Sun Dec 28, 2014 1:14 am

I meant to do a 24 hours left post but I forgot, so here's your union standard "a bit under 21 hours to go until voting closes" post

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Re: The Avlis Irreverence Awards 2014

PostAuthor: Lycanthropy » Sun Dec 28, 2014 5:43 pm

you're fired
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Re: The Avlis Irreverence Awards 2014

PostAuthor: SaraEF » Mon Dec 29, 2014 12:02 am

Voting's closed! Results will be up soon.
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Re: The Avlis Irreverence Awards 2014

PostAuthor: SaraEF » Mon Dec 29, 2014 5:20 pm

Did someone say results post?!

"quotes" are all voter comments. Excellent votes yous guys, I cracked up repeatedly reading them all. Some comments have been edited for language/brevity! Sorry if your comments aren't here, they were probably cut for some reason which probably isn't incompetence on my part. Probably.


1, Death of the Year

Winner: Arrarrrk Arrk'Raarrwrou
"via the medium of dragon, as immortalized in song."
"For standing in front of the business end of a "friendly" dragon amid cheering; betting."

Honourable Mentions:
The Spiritkin (especially Desire)
Lord Constantine Drake and associates, "because Sunscream's public execution was cool".
All of the Sereg, "glad to see them gone".
Thorfinn "for being dispell/harm-killed multiple times, multiple ways, by standard AI."
Liam Wefess "actually at least 6 worth noting".

2, More Guts than Glory

Winner: Tor Varson
"this time you die, nithling!"
"never backs down"

Honourable Mentions:
Narwe "her inabililty to frontline without bleeding like a sieve and/or dying, yet continuing to do so is remarkable laughter in the face of darwin."
Yanyu Choym "Despite wearing shiny full plate armor, this girl goes down like she's a fan of eating dirt. The fact she keeps getting up and carrying on is a testament to all true gorethugs everywhere."
Anen Munen "and the last charge of the Sereg Brigade of One"
Ariana "first in, first to die!"
Vastin Dermane "A student of cause and effect at the School of Hard Knocks"

3, Elf in a Bathrobe

Winner: Archibald' Thel
"he's technically an Elf in the Bathrobe now!"
"he can be considered one now, right?"
"Archibald counts, now?"
"he imagines this is an improvement"

Honourable Mentions:
The Entire Green Order
Ilomas "Yeah, so he might have strapped on some metal bits and started carrying round a shield, but those are still bathrobes and he's still an elf. "
Lilliana Be'letane "Because I can't think of any others"

4, The Vintrinia Carnen Trophy for Sickest Burns

Winner: Lilliana Be'letane
"the burn master"
"so scathing"
"I'm still applying the ointment"
"She can spit acid, ice, fire and lightning simultaneously, despite half the dungeons of Avlis laughing at her elemental spellcasting."

Honourable Mentions:
Sammuel Valorian "honestly people, just get out of the way!"
Pia "for exploding into flames in the middle of the trolls."
Jacksen Aiken "This special snowflake has come out with some of the funniest insults I've heard all year. They might be muttered under his breath instead of shouted down the street, but they burns us none the less!"
Ernst Tcharov "Scorn." "Snarky, snarky burns"

5, Least Effective

Winner: Archibald' Thel
"Yep."

Honourable Mentions:
Kassha Firehart "he is nothing without Pinchy"
Ronan and Kice "tied for least useful allies to have in a fight"
Eowiewiel "E" Galla'est "it's hard to go through life not getting a chicken dinner"
Harmon Hull "because he wouldn't use that &*%^$£ sword"

6, Oblivious to the Obvious

Winner: The Thelvariels
"Every time, every year!"

Honourable Mentions:
Both Thienna and Archibald seperately
Freddull Mouze "and everyone else involved in that investigation"
Eowiewiel "E" Galla'est "screw your damn chicken dinner, this is Hel'byssia and we're all going to die"
Yanyu Choym ""Wait, you BRIBED that guard!""

7, Zombie Award

Winner: Wylliam Fell
"He locked this up in October"
"gave this a pretty good run for a month or two there"
"RIP"

Honourable Mentions:
Zombie (Eowiewiel's player)
Kynthalas "for staying up all night and logging off to go to work"

8, The Something Award of Whatever for Least Distinctive Character

Winner: One of the Mouzes (we honestly can't tell which)
"Aren't they all the same guy...?"
"something something Mouze"
"You know, it's funny, I look at him, and I can never quite make out exactly who he is"
"Just how many of them are there at this point, anyway?"

Honourable Mentions:
Max "I've never met this character"
The Other Vincent?
The Entire Red Order "the grand smeared collective of one stereotyped mage"

9, The Dobrekan Landscaping, Inc. Award for Most Catastrophic Use of Magic

Winner: Sammuel Valorian
(apparently such an obvious choice that no one saw fit to comment on it)

Honourable Mentions:
Ronan Ceril "UNDEAD HORDES, COME FORTH!"
Kassha Firehart "he would do that sort of thing"
Thienna "for serial abuse of fatescrying (and vise versa), following prophetic visions without thinking, getting her brain turned to mush, releasing the Lost Ones, and more."
Everyone who went through the unstable elemental portal at Drenan's Tower
Pia "the electric non-Aeromancer"

10, The Middle

Winner: T. Esmond Dane
(no one can justify The Middle. It is mysterious and eternal.)

Honourable Mentions:
Robert Wallace's Moustache
Liam Wefess "I want to have his name on this list somewhere"
Narwe
Deostori
Thienna

11, Skywalker Award

Winner: Thorfin Hausselkiff
"Defender of the Spiritland except when it's inconvenient"
"He so needs to go evil"

Honourable Mentions:
Ariana "she's falling again"
Jacksen Aiken "I wanna see him fall to the Red side"
Damar Ogdem "it would be funny"
Ronan "seems like he could do with a reverse vader"

12, Happy Camper

Winner: Kassha Firehart
"how are those Ferrell Orcs, Mr Firehart?"
"Kassha vs Ferrell Orcs, directly or by proxy"

Honourable Mentions:
darjth on IRC
Geris Grey "back happily camping on the Wilderness"
Kynes "I'm sure he lives in the woods, not sure about the campfire singing though"
Maimayavivya Yoofeh'levena "she's happy so long as there's arrows and she's shooting 'em"
Rubin Blake and Rudash Amuur "Gosh and golly but those guys must hate them some gnolls."

13, Spanish Inquisition

Winner: Taruma
"unexpectedly enough, the least Monty Python-influenced Forianite in years"
"I can't vote for myself, so I vote Taruma."

Honourable Mentions:
MJ "on behalf of Lord Forian"
Jessice Morrice
Cole Dayhawke "for running the training and the battles over Elysia even if he doesn’t have a pretty red cloak."
Narwe "she even has the flaying table!"[/b]
Ishra Qiyun "no one expects the Valokians (except the orc mages maybe)"

14, The Lord Sylo Loyalty Star for Most Spectacular Backstabber

Winner: Moriand Dias
""hear me out, I have a plan""

Honourable Mentions:
Ronan and Ayslynne
Vesdrac Noss'tau "allegedly, I hear, someone stabbed someone in the moon tree. It may or may not have been in the back."
Geris Grey "back stabbing, front stabbing, does it matter?"
Lilliana Be'letane "she was in full control of that dragon and we all know it"
Alysia (AKA Raven) "it's in her job description"

15, Most Likely to Die

Winner: Vastin Dermane
"hugs undead like a champion"

Honourable Mentions:
Goblins "wot a world"
Narwe "as she gets introduced to a Pleth slamming"
Archibald Thel "it's not a proper adventure until Archibald dies!"
Samuel Redgrave "this is based entirely on this past weekend in which he seemed to have a timeshare in his deathplane."

16, The Janur da Medican Prize for Most Gratuitous RP Martyrdom

Winner: Harmon Hull
"USE YOUR SWORD HARMON"
"for that &*%^$£ sword"

Honourable Mentions:
Thienna and Archibald
Tor Varson "for punching Geris in the mouth in the middle of Zvidureth"
Ulu Elexin "her black hearted princibles stop her from coming out and playing with the rest of us sometimes and I admire her player for sticking to her guns and missing out on the 'fun'."
Kice Ansu "four years overdue"

17, Shoes we’d Least Like to Fill

Winner: Vesdrac Noss'tau
"I really wouldn’t want to be Vesdrac."
"it must be hard to not get to go anywhere!"
"His feet are tiny and mine are big."

Honourable Mentions:
Thienna and Archibald
Luludi Baxt "tiny brownie boots seem hard to fit into. That and I don't think i could cope with the positivity."
Harmon Hull "he unfortunately seems to feel the same"
The Master's Archmagely Loafers
The Entire Avlis Team "you know why"

18, The Miette Hartley Ribbon for Exceptional Disregard of Allies

Winner: Pia
"Worst. Aim. Ever."
"this girl knows how to treat the meatshields, hell she know's how to treat everyone with a 'Treat em mean, keep em.... singed"

Honourable Mentions:
The Cult of Invisibility Sphere
Silver Fox "allies?"
Lilliana Be'letane "certainly the funniest"
Micah "I heard this great story about Micah offing Ronan..."

19, Int 3

Winner: Arrarrk Arrk'Raarrwrou
"the great Avlissian economist who cannot work out which end of a dragon is which"

Honourable Mentions:
Eowiewiel "E" Galla'est
Tor Varson
MJ

20, The Plethora Prize

Winner: Plethora

Honourable Mentions:
Everyone who plays here and brings RP to our world


There you have it, folks! The 2014 Irreve- wait? What? BONUS ROUND?!


21, The Micah Ormane Trophy for Narcissism
Winner: Micah Ormane

22, The "This Means I'm Popular, Right?" Prize for Being Nominated in Pretty Much Every Category, Even the Inappropriate Ones
Winner: Archibald Thel

23, The Irreverence Awards Censorship Star for Most Unpublishable Comment
Winner: Lycanthropy


... right, that really is it for this year! Thanks for nominating folks. Please direct any and all complaints to literally anyone else. The Irreverence Rewards will return in 2015!
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Re: The Avlis Irreverence Awards 2014

PostAuthor: Hamlet » Mon Dec 29, 2014 7:02 pm

The Avlis Wiki has been updated to reflect this oh-so-dishonourable turnout.

:arrow: http://wiki.avlis.org/Irreverence_Awards
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Re: The Avlis Irreverence Awards 2014

PostAuthor: Kanos » Mon Dec 29, 2014 7:05 pm

With thanks to Eklektikos, Lycanthropy, TwilightBella and special guest maxinion for the revamped categories, PsiOmega for all the work he's done running this in the past (he deserves the holiday) and tindertwiggy for the format.


Thanks guys and gals and SaraEF for all your work this was great as always!
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Re: The Avlis Irreverence Awards 2014

PostAuthor: Ghostie » Mon Dec 29, 2014 7:08 pm

I had a good laugh reading these. :) Nice one guys (and thanks?) :D

Also, yes, thank you for running it this year SaraEF (and co!)
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Re: The Avlis Irreverence Awards 2014

PostAuthor: Blackravenfeather » Mon Dec 29, 2014 7:57 pm

Woohoo! I got one honorable mention!
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Re: The Avlis Irreverence Awards 2014

PostAuthor: Lorewarden » Mon Dec 29, 2014 7:59 pm

ROFL

Love it!! :mrgreen:
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Re: The Avlis Irreverence Awards 2014

PostAuthor: silverfields2 » Mon Dec 29, 2014 8:50 pm

:shock: I didn't expect the Spanish Inquisition!


haha, on the one hand, I am flattered MJ got mentions. On the other hand, I am flattered MJ didn't actually win! :D
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Re: The Avlis Irreverence Awards 2014

PostAuthor: Lycanthropy » Mon Dec 29, 2014 9:17 pm

Ohoho! I like that!

With thanks to the gestalt of derision that manifests as SaraEF and our co-conspirators for setting this up and running it.
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Re: The Avlis Irreverence Awards 2014

PostAuthor: Plethora » Tue Dec 30, 2014 12:11 am

Awesome! Thanks for running it this year SaraEF!
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Re: The Avlis Irreverence Awards 2014

PostAuthor: Micah » Tue Dec 30, 2014 12:42 am

LOVE IT! :prost:
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Re: The Avlis Irreverence Awards 2014

PostAuthor: krackq » Tue Dec 30, 2014 3:44 am

Fun reads! You guys are ruining my plans to take Finn evil.. I can't do it if everyone is expecting it now.
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Re: The Avlis Irreverence Awards 2014

PostAuthor: Gumble Tinkertumble » Tue Dec 30, 2014 3:23 pm

Hahahahahahahahaha. Awesome!
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