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Re: The 2008 Irreverence Awards

PostAuthor: g1asgow » Wed Nov 05, 2008 8:38 pm

Wait a minute...

2007

7. Pussy Mage Award

Robert Wallace


...I can't remember that, but great. Is someone editing the past?
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Re: The 2008 Irreverence Awards

PostAuthor: Jonezie » Thu Nov 06, 2008 3:08 am

Ladies and gentlemen, the votes are in. Your 2008 Irreverence Awards winners and honorable mentions are as follows:

The Spanish Inquisition Award goes to Hyacinth Pike
Honorable Mention: Kurt Villainova

The Most Likely to Give/Receive Spite via Sexual Transmission is Angus Blacksail
Honorable Mentions: Tinker Harlan, Sir Haverith

The Cartographer's Bursary for the Geographically Challenged is awarded to Nadrin (forever and ever)
Honorable Mention: Quintius the Querrelous

Flenken Jolliemausch wins this year's Chaotic Awesome Award
Honorable Mentions: Bedlam Dender, Kassha Fireheart

The Prize for Catastrophic Use of Magic goes to Bedlam Dender
Honorable Mention: The rest of the Red Order of the Flame

Ayren Milen provided us with the Death of the Year
Honorable Mention: Angus Blacksail

Kassha Fireheart wins the 2008 Pussy Mage Award
Honorable Mentions: Oorayv'levena, Vilne

The Most Likely to Die at Any Given Moment is Frapp
Honorable Mention: Silver Fox

Ulu Elexin is the Most in Need of a Sex Change
Honorable Mentions: Nawen Amakiir, Oorayv, Lady Finmaegen

Dame Moira Celyn etc etc IS The Middle

The Zombie Award goes to Silver Fox
Honorable Mentions: Frapp, Hyacinth Pike, the Zombie Pirate

Thorfinn Hausselkiff wins the inaugural Meat Shield Medallion

The first Sweatshop Worker of the Year is Davilia Chert
Honorable Mention: Smeec

Tevez wins (?) the Bset typeer awayrd, with almost 75% of the vote.

The Permadeath Prize is a tie this year, between Angus Blacksail and Miriel Xilo
Honorable Mentions: Dameon, Janur

Miette Hartley blitzed the competition (and some of her friends) to win Friendly Fire '08

K'Tomma is the winner of this year's Jerry Springer Award

INT 3 '08 was the most closely fought of this year's awards. The winner, however, is Angus Blacksail
Honorable Mentions: Sir Haverith, HERT, Darias, Orfanos, Kedar

The Skywalker Award has been won this year by Hyacinth Pike
Honorable Mention: Miette Hartley

And last but certainly not least, The Big, Shiny Prize goes to MadK@

Thank you all for your votes and your contributions, and congratulations and comisserations to the appropriate people.
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Re: The 2008 Irreverence Awards

PostAuthor: Vroshgrak » Thu Nov 06, 2008 3:23 am

whoooooooooooooo! another year i didn't win! success.

congrats (?) to all of you. Especially you who won multiple categories.
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Re: The 2008 Irreverence Awards

PostAuthor: keelarific » Thu Nov 06, 2008 6:03 am

I'd just like to point out... Deglos.
That's all.
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Re: The 2008 Irreverence Awards

PostAuthor: gutemensch » Thu Nov 06, 2008 6:43 am

Yarrr... She made the list what an honor I think?
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Re: The 2008 Irreverence Awards

PostAuthor: Ulu Elexin » Thu Nov 06, 2008 6:53 am

Jonezie wrote:Ulu Elexin is the Most in Need of a Sex Change


*cracks the hell up* I am? That's hilarious. She is a transmuter, but... Thanks everyone. I think? I dunno! :lachtot:

Also, congratulations to everyone else who won, especially MadK@!
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Re: The 2008 Irreverence Awards

PostAuthor: Yenefer » Thu Nov 06, 2008 10:09 am

Ulu Elexin wrote:
Jonezie wrote:Ulu Elexin is the Most in Need of a Sex Change


*cracks the hell up* I am? That's hilarious. She is a transmuter, but... Thanks everyone. I think? I dunno! :lachtot:

Also, congratulations to everyone else who won, especially MadK@!


Be thankful you haven't got Pussy Mage :twisted:


Yarr of MadKat!
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Re: The 2008 Irreverence Awards

PostAuthor: Hamlet » Thu Nov 06, 2008 10:25 am

Miriel gets the Perma-death again? X:|

Figures. Congrats to Madk@ anyway, she is made of win. :D




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Re: The 2008 Irreverence Awards

PostAuthor: Lycanthropy » Thu Nov 06, 2008 10:52 am

Zombie award, eh? Ha!

Good fun, well deserved all around. :P
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Re: The 2008 Irreverence Awards

PostAuthor: DanishPastry » Thu Nov 06, 2008 12:02 pm

Jonezie wrote:Ulu Elexin is the Most in Need of a Sex Change
Honorable Mentions: Nawen Amakiir, Oorayv, Lady Finmaegen
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Re: The 2008 Irreverence Awards

PostAuthor: Belasco » Thu Nov 06, 2008 2:08 pm

Yarr and congrats and deepest sympathies! 8-)
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Re: The 2008 Irreverence Awards

PostAuthor: Ninjar » Thu Nov 06, 2008 2:50 pm

Yenefer wrote:
Ulu Elexin wrote:
Jonezie wrote:Ulu Elexin is the Most in Need of a Sex Change


*cracks the hell up* I am? That's hilarious. She is a transmuter, but... Thanks everyone. I think? I dunno! :lachtot:

Also, congratulations to everyone else who won, especially MadK@!


Be thankful you haven't got Pussy Mage :twisted:


Yarr of MadKat!


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Re: The 2008 Irreverence Awards

PostAuthor: Flenken Jolliemausch » Thu Nov 06, 2008 3:32 pm

Flenken Jolliemausch wins this year's Chaotic Awesome Award
Honorable Mentions: Bedlam Dender, Kassha Fireheart

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Re: The 2008 Irreverence Awards

PostAuthor: Lesli » Thu Nov 06, 2008 3:35 pm

keelarific wrote:I'd just like to point out... Deglos.
That's all.


Heh, at first I was very sad Sir didn't get that STD award, but then I thought, if I'm gonna lose it to anybody, Ang is a really strong showing :D

Placed for INT 03 too!

Congratulations Rickus!

Also, thanks to everybody who voted for (or I guess against) Hyacinth :) I love the love!

And yay to everybody who got a well deserved award or mention! Hooray!
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Re: The 2008 Irreverence Awards

PostAuthor: loki70 » Thu Nov 06, 2008 3:50 pm

Yes, yes, my characters are psycho magnets...Anyone know how to de-magnetized them? At least Sir only got honorable mentions. Which is odd, cause I thought she would be a shoe in for the Int 03!!! Lesli, you might have to dumb her down a bit. Just make sure she doesn't forget to breath...
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Re: The 2008 Irreverence Awards

PostAuthor: Hamlet » Thu Nov 06, 2008 4:04 pm

loki70 wrote:Anyone know how to de-magnetize them?

Hammering, jarring, heating, ... etc. :P
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Re: The 2008 Irreverence Awards

PostAuthor: nwmblondy » Thu Nov 06, 2008 4:08 pm

Tevez wins (?) the Bset typeer awayrd, with almost 75% of the vote.


2 Yewars in a row woohoo!

If i win again next year can we change it to the Tevez category?

:cooler: :cooler: ti Jonzie for this :D
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Re: The 2008 Irreverence Awards

PostAuthor: loki70 » Thu Nov 06, 2008 4:56 pm

Hamlet wrote:
loki70 wrote:Anyone know how to de-magnetize them?

Hammering, jarring, heating, ... etc. :P

Sounds...pornographic:P
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Re: The 2008 Irreverence Awards

PostAuthor: Ringwraith » Thu Nov 06, 2008 5:06 pm

Congratulations to all! :2thumbs:
I didn't vote so therefore I can't complain about the results in any way, though I I kinda expected The Prize for Catastrophic Use of Magic award to go to Bedlam... (known from past experience, as he has killed me once before (well, hit 0hp at least)) or at least another Red Order mage, as quite a few are completely barking (want some proof? Three of them once contemplated turning the Rock into a bar.. seriously).
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Re: The 2008 Irreverence Awards

PostAuthor: rk57957 » Thu Nov 06, 2008 5:22 pm

Ringwraith wrote:Three of them once contemplated turning the Rock into a bar.. seriously.


No No, it was the cave under the rock we wanted to turn into a bar; sadly the Lunar Brigade stole our cave :(
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Re: The 2008 Irreverence Awards

PostAuthor: Ringwraith » Thu Nov 06, 2008 5:29 pm

rk57957 wrote:
Ringwraith wrote:Three of them once contemplated turning the Rock into a bar.. seriously.


No No, it was the cave under the rock we wanted to turn into a bar; sadly the Lunar Brigade stole our cave :(

Sorry my mistake... you were rattling off ideas so quick it hard to keep up, jumping from one thing to another. :)
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Re: The 2008 Irreverence Awards

PostAuthor: loki70 » Thu Nov 06, 2008 5:31 pm

Yeah, but compared to some, they are still sane. I still think Miette should have gotten that one too. You don't have to be a Red Mage to have an oops day!!!
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Re: The 2008 Irreverence Awards

PostAuthor: Significant Owl » Thu Nov 06, 2008 5:35 pm

nwmblondy wrote:
Tevez wins (?) the Bset typeer awayrd, with almost 75% of the vote.


2 Yewars in a row woohoo!

If i win again next year can we change it to the Tevez category?

:cooler: :cooler: ti Jonzie for this :D


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Re: The 2008 Irreverence Awards

PostAuthor: Ringwraith » Thu Nov 06, 2008 5:36 pm

loki70 wrote:Yeah, but compared to some, they are still sane. I still think Miette should have gotten that one too. You don't have to be a Red Mage to have an oops day!!!

Maybe, but Bedlam is just a ticking timebomb, mind you his worst nemesis is often himself. Having that invis spell turning into a killer lightening bolt... on your head is going to hurt. Or just blasting everyone around you to bits... while a party member is standing next to you.
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Re: The 2008 Irreverence Awards

PostAuthor: loki70 » Thu Nov 06, 2008 5:38 pm

Bah, wild magic is fun to watch, but hardly dangerous. Get evasion. It's great for ticking off mages
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