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The 2007 Irreverence Awards (Results!)

PostAuthor: Jonezie » Mon Oct 15, 2007 1:20 pm

After the blazing successes of 2003, 2004, 2005 and 2006, the Irreverence Awards are back (again). I have yet to be successfully (or unsuccessfully) challenged for custodianship of the awards, and thus I shall remain your unofficial poster of rules and counter of votes for another year.*

If you haven't seen or voted in the Awards before, they are a chance to poke a bit of fun at all your favorite and not-so-favorite characters from the past year of Avlis. Anyone can vote, and you can vote the same person for as many awards as you like. You can even vote for yourself!

This year we feature some new awards, as well as stalwarts from years past. The categories are:

1: Spanish Inquisition Award (Most religious PC)
1:

2: Most Likely to Give/Receive Spite via Sexual Transmission
2:

3: The Damar Ogdem Memorial Prize (Scariest PC)
3:

4: Chaotic Awesome Award
4:

5: Prize for Innovative Use of Magic
5:

6: Monster Healer of the Year
6:

7: Pussy Mage Award
7:

8: Most Likely to Die at Any Given Moment
8:

9: Most in Need of a Sex Change
9:

10: The Middle
10:

11: Zombie Award (most likely to be found online)
11:

12: Best Player Not to Log In '07
12:

13: Happy Camper '07 Award
13:

14: Bset typeer awayrd
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15: Permadeath Prize (PC we'd like to see dead, forever)
15:

16: Friendly Fire '07 award
16:

17: Jerry Springer Award
17:

18: INT 3 '07 award
18:

19: Skywalker Award (Most in need of a fall to the other side)
19:

20: The Big, Shiny Prize
20:


How the voting works:
As much as we like to keep this rule free, there's some guidelines that I ask you to follow (mostly for my own convenience):

*Please select ONE CHARACTER name per award. If the award goes to a player, vote for his/her main.

*Please fill out the sheet completely (as in, one name in all the categories). If you have no clue what the award is for, be creative. If you can't think of a nomination straight away, give it some thought. There should be lots of time to work out the list.

*Send your completed lists to jonezie87@hotmail.com . Title the email 'IA 07 List' and include your forum name as well as your filled-out list. Voting closes at midnight on Monday November 5th. That's three weeks from the day of posting.

That's it really. How you choose your nominees will be up to you. Feel free to deliberate your choices here, it might give others some inspiration as well. Comments on your submissions are also welcome.

DISCLAIMER: The Irreverence Awards are not associated with, or recognized by, the Avlis Team.

* A successful challenge involves defeating the current custodian in a game of Twister
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PostAuthor: Ghostie » Mon Oct 15, 2007 1:25 pm

Cool. I love watching for the results of these. 8-)
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PostAuthor: Sephira » Mon Oct 15, 2007 1:38 pm

Whats "The Big Shiny Prize" award?
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PostAuthor: Hamlet » Mon Oct 15, 2007 1:41 pm

12: Best Player Not to Log In '07

- What does this mean? Best amongst those who have left Avlis?
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PostAuthor: Ghostie » Mon Oct 15, 2007 1:45 pm

Hamlet wrote:12: Best Player Not to Log In '07

- What does this mean? Best amongst those who have left Avlis?


Left/banned/died I take it. :) :twisted:
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PostAuthor: Eef » Mon Oct 15, 2007 1:46 pm

It's big and shiny, of course!

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Re: The 2007 Irreverence Awards

PostAuthor: Ensoleille » Mon Oct 15, 2007 1:52 pm

Jonezie wrote:3: The Damar Ogdem Memorial Prize (Scariest PC)
3:



Does that mean he's not eligible anymore? ;-)
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Re: The 2007 Irreverence Awards

PostAuthor: Jonezie » Mon Oct 15, 2007 2:01 pm

Ensoleille wrote:
Jonezie wrote:3: The Damar Ogdem Memorial Prize (Scariest PC)
3:



Does that mean he's not eligible anymore? ;-)

Nope.

As for the rest:

I wrote:If you have no clue what the award is for, be creative.

It means whatever you think it means.
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PostAuthor: TripleAught » Mon Oct 15, 2007 2:10 pm

Hamlet wrote:12: Best Player Not to Log In '07

- What does this mean? Best amongst those who have left Avlis?


It means me, of course.
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PostAuthor: loki70 » Mon Oct 15, 2007 3:10 pm

Can we just rename the Bets Typeer Aaward to the Xeo Award and have done with it? Or would that be confused with the person who locks themselves in their inn room the most?
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PostAuthor: tindertwiggy » Mon Oct 15, 2007 4:16 pm

For a minute I thought you left the middle out, and I was going to get angry, but it's there, number 10, go middle. There are some additions to the original list, and after looking them over I wholly approve their inclusion.
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PostAuthor: DanishPastry » Mon Oct 15, 2007 5:04 pm

I approve.
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PostAuthor: Cougar » Tue Oct 16, 2007 1:35 am

*starts working on his list*
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PostAuthor: Hamlet » Tue Oct 16, 2007 2:10 am

It's quite fine if I vote for my own PC, right? 8-)
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PostAuthor: Gorgon » Tue Oct 16, 2007 8:01 am

Hamlet wrote:It's quite fine if I vote for my own PC, right? 8-)


I'm sure it will get as much attention as an RPotM self vote :P

Feel free to stroke your own ego though, even in a messed up vote like this.
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PostAuthor: Gorgon » Tue Oct 16, 2007 8:55 am

Hamlet wrote:12: Best Player Not to Log In '07

- What does this mean? Best amongst those who have left Avlis?


With - *Please select ONE CHARACTER name per award. If the award goes to a player, vote for his/her main. - you might want to change it to 12: Best PC Not to Log In '07 That list is more noticeable...and shrinking faster these days.
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PostAuthor: Hamlet » Tue Oct 16, 2007 11:15 am

Gorgon wrote:Feel free to stroke your own ego though, even in a messed up vote like this.

    Sure thing, last year I went for "Jerry Springer", this time I am going "Damar Ogdem" or "Corpse Bride". :P

    After a lot of consideration (January-October was a long and eventful period) I am happy to say that I submitted IT. :twisted:

    (Oh yeah, and the hell with tiny scrip! :D)
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PostAuthor: Ghostie » Tue Oct 16, 2007 1:07 pm

*Votes*

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PostAuthor: Dralix » Tue Oct 16, 2007 2:03 pm

TripleAught wrote:
Hamlet wrote:12: Best Player Not to Log In '07

- What does this mean? Best amongst those who have left Avlis?


It means me, of course.


I thought it meant Enverex ...

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PostAuthor: Cerridwyn » Tue Oct 16, 2007 3:02 pm

ONE player for each catagory?? but there's so many.....

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PostAuthor: KinX » Tue Oct 16, 2007 4:16 pm

Dralix wrote:
TripleAught wrote:
Hamlet wrote:12: Best Player Not to Log In '07

- What does this mean? Best amongst those who have left Avlis?


It means me, of course.


I thought it meant Enverex ...


heh....clerics...other planes....nerfed....

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PostAuthor: PsiOmega » Tue Oct 16, 2007 4:24 pm

Hamlet wrote:12: Best Player Not to Log In '07

- What does this mean? Best amongst those who have left Avlis?
All "rewards" are up for personal interpretation but my take on this one is "someone who successfully plays without actually being IG" using the forums and whatnot :)
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PostAuthor: Levis Pie » Tue Oct 16, 2007 9:39 pm

PsiOmega wrote:
Hamlet wrote:12: Best Player Not to Log In '07

- What does this mean? Best amongst those who have left Avlis?
All "rewards" are up for personal interpretation but my take on this one is "someone who successfully plays without actually being IG" using the forums and whatnot :)


oh well shit, i wish i would have put Zacharia on there instead.... :flucht:
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PostAuthor: Xeo » Thu Oct 18, 2007 8:57 am

*Really dislikes these awards*

Loki.... NO.... I'm not going to have the best teeeypo award with my name blasted on it.

I won that award twice in a row. With other ones aswell... Like that Zombie award. Actually going back over those results that Zombie award I'm most dissapointed with.
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