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PostAuthor: Olaf » Tue Aug 03, 2004 12:07 am

*Gwen'eva, paladin of Gorethar talking to BirBag after she realized he was evil*

Gwen'eva: You're Not welcome here..
BirBag: Well you instead are welcome in our temples..
Gwen'eva: yes I believe that..... to be ... SACRIFICED!!!!!!
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PostAuthor: VETT SCALES L7 » Tue Aug 03, 2004 12:53 am

Thalarian Arc'Thass...*wets his pants*
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PostAuthor: Aradan Kir » Tue Aug 03, 2004 12:19 pm

Aradan : May Gorethar watch over you
Kered : I don't think he watches over me
Aradan : I'm sure he watches over you, he maybe just doesn't like what he sees
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PostAuthor: Olaf » Fri Aug 06, 2004 8:37 pm

*Vedette and Tor are sitting inside the Leaping stag having a drink.. They start talking about the elven man named cha'reth who recently turned into a god...Vedette gets "a little tipsy"*

Vedette: You know...every day i go to that shrine of his.. and kick the hell out of it Just to see if he'll come down..
Tor: I have tried to get him down also..
Vedette: Even Xi says she saw him....What have you done to get him down?
Tor: *scowls* Oh..It isn't important..
Vedette: I mean.. you think he would come visit..
Tor: *Looks at his hands that are in his lap*
Vedette: Maybe even a quickie.. but NooOOOoo
Tor: Aye, You would think so, hmm
Vedette: His last words to me were.. Like a flower in the shade without sun a heart will fade.. then poof!...gone..
Vedette:*deep sigh* Xi says him and that Wine goddess are thinking about having kids..
Vedette:...He doesn't even like kids.. *looks up* I hate you, YOU BITCH!!
Tor: Er...
Vedette: BITCH OF WINE!! *Gives the ceiling the finger*
Tor: hmm
Vedette: *Takes a sip of her Wine*
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PostAuthor: Cymbolism » Mon Aug 09, 2004 4:45 am

* while a group stands talking in a shop in Ferrell, a halfling walks over and stands beneath the back legs of Rori the Wemick *

Rori Redplain
Hey, get out from under there, you!

E'Hfemie N'Hatalie
ooh, always handy

Rori Redplain

E'Hfemie N'Hatalie
well........... could be a thrill Rori

Rori Redplain

E'Hfemie N'Hatalie
I bet you wouldnt complain about one of the lasses there...

Rori Redplain
I'm afraid he'd think he was at the orchard and start picking fruit
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PostAuthor: Silverdragonams » Mon Aug 09, 2004 4:22 pm

Grey and Sara were running through the forests of T'Nanshi looking for a cure for Sara's lycanthropy. That was the funniest night I ever spent on Avlis. I hope Grey doesn't mind me posting these (and If I got them wrong Grey, please correct me)

Sarakin Fyne: Arrroooooooooo!
Grey Falcon: *smacks Sara on the back of the head*
Grey Falcon: Stop trying to attract a mate.

Later in Le'Or after finding a cure:

Grey Falcon: Now that's what you call doing it doggy style.
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PostAuthor: Grunt » Mon Aug 09, 2004 11:01 pm

Grunt was showing Grizpin around the Wilderness heading from Ferrell to Deglos when they came across a fight between some Druids of Verossa and the Deglosian Guard (and others)...all NPCs. Suddenly, the sky rains fire over by the gate.

Grizpin Shadowfall: damn

Grunt N'anderthal: oh shit

To make matters worse, suddenly, someone in the crowd of NPCs decides to cast Weird...

Grizpin Shadowfall: um, what was that?

Grunt N'anderthal: ...our cue to get the hell out of here

*Stepping out of a portal*
Nawen Amakiir: there he is.. *smirks* someone had to make an entrance
Fletcher Millstone: MILLSTONE! *arms held high*
Lilliana Be'letane: You're the worst, Fletcher.
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PostAuthor: Velvet Embrace » Mon Aug 09, 2004 11:07 pm

A level 1 character to a DM in dragon form during a DM epic quest in a world faaaaar away.

Level 1: *points over dragon's shoulder* Is that a mouse?!?!?
DM Dragon: *looks over his shoulder*
Level 1: *runs like hell!!*
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PostAuthor: fleuretty » Tue Aug 10, 2004 1:01 am

*with his beloved in Le'Or, her wearing nothing but one of those nice skimpy numbers from The Canvas*

fleuretty: Jiggle around a little
Cheez: I bet you want to take me in the Woods soon *winks*
fleuretty: Who's your sexy Deputy *grins*
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PostAuthor: Sickocrow » Wed Aug 11, 2004 7:12 am

*Smeec talking to Nikki and Kathea about ettercap silk*

"I'd love to have an etter farm, but I can't afford it. Besides, the neighbours might complain about getting eaten all the time"

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PostAuthor: Vichan Lyonsen » Wed Aug 18, 2004 12:02 am

Not really a quote..since it occurred on the forum.. btu its brilliant...

As for Isamu, I look forward to the day where I will encounter him and it will not go like this:

"Look, there's Isa- AAIIIYEEEAAGH!" *thud*
"Oh... Hi, Tolir. *sigh*"

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PostAuthor: Katroine » Thu Aug 19, 2004 2:22 pm

Picture says it all, since I didn't log then.

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PostAuthor: Stormhammer » Sat Aug 21, 2004 9:01 pm

Just a few that happened the other day:

*This occured after Kai'Ral Windspar, Thror Stormhammer, and Moira Celyn were lost on the causeway and Kai was slain by lizards*
Kai'Ral[Party]-Battle Lord, huh?
Thror[Party]-woohoo, been wanting to go there forever!
Thror[Party]-just not under the circumstances you did
Kai'Ral[Party]-I was about to suggest you find the nearest cliff and take the express ride..

*a dicussion in the Mikona mines*

Brother Gork- Hopefully ill be an asspirate soon
Morrowa- Oh yes
Gloknall- Kaegan is an asspirate i believe
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PostAuthor: Aradan Kir » Sat Aug 21, 2004 10:06 pm

Stormhammer wrote:~~~~~~~~~~~~
*a dicussion in the Mikona mines*

Brother Gork- Hopefully ill be an asspirate soon
Morrowa- Oh yes
Gloknall- Kaegan is an asspirate i believe

I can't believe none of you had this chat logged - Gork and Morowa together ..... that would have been hilarious
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PostAuthor: Nightface » Sat Aug 21, 2004 10:34 pm

Aradan Kir wrote:
Stormhammer wrote:Gloknall- Kaegan is an asspirate i believe

Oh, the temptation to call him that IG now! ROFLMAO
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PostAuthor: Nimrod25 » Sat Aug 28, 2004 7:12 pm

Lai'anna Lyar and Kareth Ma'fer talking in elf gate about going for a little adventure in the beetle caves

lai: Shall we go have a little fun?
kareth: *takes a discrete but slow glance up and down lai's body and smiles*
lai: I'm unsure you are thinking the same as i.
lai: I meant do you want to go kill that hive mother

Lai and kareth having fun on the outskirts of elysia several RL days later

lai: *purposefully rubs kar's croach with her thigh*
kareth: *smiles* that feels so nice
a wolf walks up behind lai
lai: *glances at the wolf and then down kar's front* down boy
lai: *smiles giggling*
kareth: *blushes* Sorry, I can't help it
kareth: ... or were you talking to the wolf?

a few moments later

kareth: *hugs Lai tightly*
kareth: *stares deeply into Lai's eyes*
lai: *tries to look down kar's front again but can't see past their chests*
lai: i hope that's not a potion bottle
kareth: *smiles*
kareth: No potions involved my love
lai:*smiles* are you sure.. *tries to feel for a bottle cap*

a few moments later, the wolf has come back and this time is standing right up against them nearly between them

kareth: *smiles* Wow, that feels so good!
lai: *looks at the wolf and mutters to it* not a sausage boy

a few moments later

lai: *notices kar's little groans of pleasure and suddenly stops rubbing*
lai: *walks away and sits down... giggling slightly at leaving things unfinished*
kareth: *looks slightly frustrated but sits down with Lai anyway*
lai: *smiles at kar* i said you deserved a treat... i didn't say i was going to get... dirty... in the process

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PostAuthor: High Priest » Sun Aug 29, 2004 3:01 pm

Saldurac and Navarra taking some peasant corpses to the Church of Dagath in Mikona.

Saldurac: Blast these people are heavy. They should Diet more.

Makes you wonder if there really is a famine.
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PostAuthor: Final Shinryuu » Tue Aug 31, 2004 12:32 am

Outside in Ferrell, in the Heartland. It's raining, and Rigrin complains about his clothes being wet. Feril offers to dry them out.

Rigrin Fellpocken: [Talk] You see, I have this thing about being lit on fire.

Feril: [Talk] Oohhh....

Rigrin Fellpocken: [Talk] A little trick that I like to do when it happens, called writhing in pain until I die.

Feril: [Talk] Is it fun?

Rigrin Fellpocken: [Talk] Admittedly the realm I end up in is quite fun.

Feril: [Talk] Really?

Rigrin Fellpocken: [Talk] But initially, no.
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PostAuthor: KinX » Tue Aug 31, 2004 9:43 am

a totally OOC discussion about playing evil characters in Avlis:

*nod* another reason I want to try it.. seeing so many of my newbie peer group being all "I'm a Malekite and proud of it! Fear my evil!" It's... well, it's dumb.

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Hung like a bugbear....

PostAuthor: Kieron » Fri Sep 10, 2004 9:36 pm

Kobold at Mikona gate: I have two wives and am hung like a bugbear!

Sethra: I once saw a bugbear hung. It twitched for a few seconds and then went limp.
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PostAuthor: Gortog » Tue Sep 14, 2004 12:04 am

After having her armor stolen by a DM character, another NPC appeared to replace Lydia Blake's armor. He dropped the armor on the ground. She walked right up to him...

Lydia Blake: *bends over and takes it*

(We think she was talking about the armor)
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PostAuthor: Demonlady » Wed Sep 15, 2004 1:47 am

Just couldn't resist posting this one even though I was involved myself :-)

Neeksy: Which one is Isamoo?
Isamu: Isamu! Not Isamoooooo. I dont graze on fields and have a farmer shove his hand up my ass to see if I am ok every month
Lillith DuCoin: You *could* use more vegetables

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PostAuthor: Zahn » Wed Sep 15, 2004 3:01 am

Just remembered one:

A rainy day in Elysia -

Kaegan Clovenhelm : Damn rain...
Kaegan Clovenhelm : *Shakes fist at sky* 'Tis nae Mikona!

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PostAuthor: Olaf » Thu Sep 23, 2004 9:07 pm

Nara (a tiefling) is walking through Evermur in Rockhome.. a Man approaches her and yells..

Man- what... are.. YOU!??
Nara- *hisses* Capricorn on the cusp of Aquarius.... you?
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PostAuthor: Cymbolism » Fri Sep 24, 2004 5:40 am

Edited for brevity...

Hathgard Brengort
well at least she didnae think I was a lass in this 'skirt'

E'Hfemie N'Hatalie
oh, I think it's quite fetching *grins*
anything under it?

Hathgard Brengort
*blushes* why thank ye

E'Hfemie N'Hatalie
hmm, must be interesting when you run... exhilerating even *chuckles*

Hathgard Brengort
Aye, tis the coolin breeze that does it

E'Hfemie N'Hatalie
*laughs* well, something Ill never experience i guess

Jadrienne Starfire
Eh... t...too... m...m..much... i...information, t...thankyou.

Hathgard Brengort
well I climbed up a rope afte a pretty sight

E'Hfemie N'Hatalie
well, gled you didnt go before...

Hathgard Brengort
It nae bother me if someone sees me beastie, but I think Oorayv be a bit need in scarin him

Hathgard Brengort
anyone know where I can practice me magery without havin me head staved in? I only be a novice

Hathgard Brengort
No big scary beasties fer me yet

E'Hfemie N'Hatalie
hmm, might want a codpeace of holding before big beasties hey?

Hathgard Brengort
*grins* There be no codpiece powerful enough to hold in my beastie lassie

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