Server Totals
Wilderness - (2)
Elysia - (1)
Ferrell - (1)
M'Chek - (1)
Mikona - (1)
Visimontium - (0)
Underdark - (0)
Le'Or - (0)
Deglos - (0)
Total players: 6
  • Forge of DruEl
    Album name: DM Events
    Uploaded by: Brayon
    Uploaded: Tue Mar 17, 2015 9:23 am

Links Menu

Favorite taunt:

Polls for Avlis homepage.

Favorite taunt:

Your taint shall be cleansed!
Join in death...
Break your bones!
Your death will be beautiful.
I'm gonna cleave yer skull!
Rend your flesh.
Smash you down!
Geesh mik fung ta!!
Total votes : 205

Favorite taunt:

PostAuthor: Manuel the White » Tue Jan 20, 2004 11:11 pm

You know them. You love them. These are off the top of my head so feel free to add those I've missed.
User avatar
Manuel the White
Team Member; Retired with Honors
Posts: 7430
Joined: Wed Mar 05, 2003 6:45 pm

PostAuthor: Vanor » Tue Jan 20, 2004 11:23 pm

I find the "Your taint shale be clensed" to be quite funny, considering how many of the vampires in the FoM say it.

What taint? The taint of life???

Although in that place, it's not completely inaccurate. :twisted:
User avatar
Team Member; Retired with Honors
Posts: 8386
Joined: Thu Aug 15, 2002 7:46 pm
Location: Wisconsin (GMT -5)

PostAuthor: Morbid Ridicule » Tue Jan 20, 2004 11:28 pm

What's that one the pixies say?

Flimi something.... boogba?
Can't sleep - Clowns will eat me.

Morbid Ridicule
Apprentice Scholar
Posts: 530
Joined: Fri Feb 28, 2003 2:38 pm
Location: Madison, WI, USA (GMT -5 or -6)

PostAuthor: Melakin Skywieder » Tue Jan 20, 2004 11:33 pm

The spiders saying "Your Taint shall be cleansed"

Talking spiders and with perfect prouncation'd think the mandibles would get in the way :lol:
If money it the root of all evil, I want to be a bad man!

Melakin Skywieder
Team Member; Retired with Honors
Posts: 6175
Joined: Mon Feb 10, 2003 8:25 pm
Location: Over the hill

PostAuthor: Reinstag » Wed Jan 21, 2004 12:49 am

Liiii ray!!

At least thats how I think it goes. :D

Edit: Thanks Sili. 8)
Last edited by Reinstag on Wed Jan 21, 2004 1:46 am, edited 1 time in total.
User avatar
Posts: 2841
Joined: Thu Sep 12, 2002 12:09 am
Location: Somewhere between here and there

PostAuthor: Sili » Wed Jan 21, 2004 1:07 am

Liiii ray!!

grunt_work: and lycans are just furries with an attack bonus
User avatar
Posts: 1816
Joined: Thu Oct 24, 2002 6:24 pm
Location: dallas, tx, GMT -5/-6?!!!

PostAuthor: TheElvenKing » Wed Jan 21, 2004 1:24 am

I picked the last one because to me, it sounds like some kind of orc speak for 'Go fek yourself!'... :lol:

Those rude bastards make me laugh.

Team Member; Retired with Honors
Posts: 2717
Joined: Sun May 25, 2003 10:00 pm
Location: Busy in RL

PostAuthor: ashzz » Wed Jan 21, 2004 2:13 am

smash you down!

that dumb ogre voice..gotta love it!
Disobedience is the true foundation of liberty. The obedient must be slaves.

Posts: 1033
Joined: Wed Mar 26, 2003 7:49 am
Location: Canadian stuck in Germany

PostAuthor: Achm3d » Wed Jan 21, 2004 2:15 am

I like to shout "Your taint shall be cleansed!" at the vampires.

User avatar
Scholar of Fools
Posts: 463
Joined: Mon Feb 17, 2003 12:13 am
Location: Salem, OR
Timezone: PST (-8 GMT)

PostAuthor: _Wake_ » Wed Jan 21, 2004 3:49 am

Break your bones! is kinda funny for a taunt sounds like hes confused but sure of one thing, braking someones bones.
User avatar
Scholar of Fools
Posts: 435
Joined: Thu Sep 11, 2003 2:21 am
Location: Seattle, Wa.(GMT-7)

PostAuthor: GreyLynx » Wed Jan 21, 2004 5:23 am

But when she says "Your death will be beautiful" it's so damn sexy (in a disturbing sort of way).

Elder Sage
Posts: 3256
Joined: Sun Mar 23, 2003 3:56 pm
Location: Ithaca, NY (GMT-5)
Timezone: EDT (GMT-5)

PostAuthor: Arena Helerin » Wed Jan 21, 2004 6:13 am

I gotta go with the Dwarf Merc cry because I know that they stand no chance. :twisted:
User avatar
Arena Helerin
Apprentice Scholar
Posts: 801
Joined: Fri May 16, 2003 10:13 am
Location: My heart's in Texas, but my body's frozen up north.

PostAuthor: Ziopoth » Wed Jan 21, 2004 6:24 am

I do like the PC one, "I'm going to rip your head off and make it my puppet!"

Prince of Bloated Discourse
Posts: 194
Joined: Mon Jun 09, 2003 6:22 pm
Location: Massachusetts

PostAuthor: Actually » Wed Jan 21, 2004 6:39 am

Gobitak magjeeah tenugeh!

Bye Now,
Jerry Cornelius - Die cur!
Everything I need to know in life, I learned from being an alcoholic.

Posts: 1823
Joined: Sat Dec 14, 2002 10:11 pm
Location: Red Zone: Cuba

PostAuthor: Heronimous Fox » Wed Jan 21, 2004 7:51 am

TheElvenKing wrote:I picked the last one because to me, it sounds like some kind of orc speak for 'Go fek yourself!'... :lol:

Those rude bastards make me laugh.

Nope its 'Gah!'....or 'Gah tu pushdug buub' which is 'travel swiftly in the opposite direction you stinking pig.......or feck off'
Use Gnome Machine Time, support your local gnome
Unoffical supporter of the unoffical sponsor of Nirika
Manuel the White wrote: Just do a search for "you are going to die motherfucker" and you'll probably find it.

Player of: Heronimous Fox - politician and diplomat; Nia D'Joon - knitter and midwife; Zavnuk - Dubunat pastry chef and racontuer 'Flambes a speciality'; Deek Kurandas - "I taught everything Zach nose", seeker of Mistys secret passage and best friend of Krack Hamster
User avatar
Heronimous Fox
Bronze Contributor
Posts: 4985
Joined: Thu Jan 02, 2003 11:12 am
Location: At AGM of Whiners Inc.

PostAuthor: Diamond » Wed Jan 21, 2004 7:54 am

"Your death shall be beautiful.." in which Kira's reply is.. "you first, bitch."

Posts: 1239
Joined: Fri Aug 30, 2002 10:27 pm
Location: GMT -6

PostAuthor: Cath » Wed Jan 21, 2004 8:10 am

I like the one the cursed ones use...

I think it's "Death must take you"

More how it sounds than the words..
User avatar
Posts: 1236
Joined: Mon Jul 28, 2003 7:33 am
Location: Blattnicksele, Sweden (GMT +1)

PostAuthor: Reinstag » Wed Jan 21, 2004 9:45 am

"Get away from her you bitch!"

Err... does that count?
User avatar
Posts: 2841
Joined: Thu Sep 12, 2002 12:09 am
Location: Somewhere between here and there

PostAuthor: HiNdY » Wed Jan 21, 2004 12:01 pm

"Get ready to be beaten by a girl!" <- I like that one especially.
User avatar
Lord of Blithering Idiots
Posts: 80
Joined: Sat Jan 17, 2004 1:05 pm

PostAuthor: Khaelindra » Wed Jan 21, 2004 12:51 pm

"Please don't hurt me, leave me alone"

in an indignified children's voice...

after which those bats from hell start tearing into you with a vigor totally unbelievable after those scared-girl text.

Well, couldn't vote for the killer bat line, so i voted for the sweet seduction by evil.

The promise in that alluring, low, seductive might just let himself be killed to see just how beautiful his death will be, and what promise lies beyond...

Lady Divinia Cecil, Combat Medic; Frederique Moriana, Dragon Avalanche; Amber, redhead Bandit Mascotte; Khaelindra, Mystic Archer

AbominationFascination: "Powergaming without RP is masturbatory and RP without combat and growth is fluffy poseurism."

Gary Gygax wrote:
A Master role player is one who is willing and able to bend their character concept to make the game more enjoyable for all involved.

Everybody Loves Paula (tm)
User avatar
Master Sage
Posts: 7007
Joined: Tue May 13, 2003 3:02 pm
Location: Almere, the Netherlands(GMT+1, GMT+2 in summer)
Timezone: GMT+1

PostAuthor: Cougar » Thu Jan 22, 2004 5:11 am

I'm surprised no ladies have pinned this one yet.

"Prepare to be beaten by a GIRL!"

User avatar
Posts: 2315
Joined: Mon May 19, 2003 6:48 am
Location: Burnsville, MN - USA (GMT -6 / DST GMT -5)
Timezone: CST

PostAuthor: Gairus » Thu Jan 22, 2004 9:21 am

HiNdY wrote:"Get ready to be beaten by a girl!" <- I like that one especially.

Do you happen to be a lady, HiNdY? :)

Team Member; Retired with Honors
Posts: 4009
Joined: Tue Sep 16, 2003 3:15 pm
Location: East Australia GMT +10

PostAuthor: Fifty » Thu Jan 29, 2004 11:21 pm

None of the above?

I go for "Your remains shall decorate my home"
Hovering around the edges of polite society
User avatar
Uber Posting Whor3
Posts: 8835
Joined: Mon May 26, 2003 8:45 am
Location: London Town

PostAuthor: Xiaou » Wed Apr 14, 2004 5:26 am

Filliji yuma boogba is the pixie one.

Some DM posessed a pixie in the wilderness and I had a brilliant conversation with it and heard dialogue I've never heard from them before. Interesting from a new = cool perspective.

Gotta be your death shall be beautiful from the vampires though. The seductiveness of vampires from literature is (appropriately) untapped in NWN, this is a nice taste of that without going overboard with it.
User avatar
Team Member; Retired with Honors
Posts: 1859
Joined: Thu Jun 12, 2003 8:11 pm
Location: Denver?!
Timezone: GMT -7

PostAuthor: makeshiftwings » Wed Apr 14, 2004 7:06 am

Every time I hear "Your taint shall be cleansed" I can't help but snicker and assume they're using the um... colloquial.. definition of "taint". That way it sounds more like an awkward Celestial pickup line than a threat.
User avatar
Prince of Bloated Discourse
Posts: 264
Joined: Sat Apr 26, 2003 9:04 am


Return to Avlis Polls

Who is online

Registered users: Ambrosia, Google [Bot], jwhite5730