The World of Avlis

Are tired of fancy pants monks taunting you with those glownig eyes?

Do you wish to see monks as nothing but those that can't wear armour?

If you do then you need this, with just one dose your monks problems will be a thing of the past.

Thats right, one dose of No Monk Eyes (aka Glowing Eyes Must Die!), monks will appear as normal as half naked nymphs and hairy dwarves.

Call today and request your smaple of No Monk Eyes , operators are stading by.


Warring: Works with current verison but does not slove thier speed additction, unarmed combat or wearing thier jammies.

Just when you think someone likes you, you find out how jelous they really are of your eyes ...

gutemensch wrote:Warring: Works with current verison but does not slove wearing thier jammies.

You told me you liked that part.

Right

*manifests accelerate*

*removes "jammies"*

*streaks the Maiden's Keep*

I like the eyes, it's like my own little 'detect alignment' power, heheh. Everyone should have glowing eyes!

Yeah, I've never had a problem with it either. Next we will be picking on mages for casting spells....Fighters for slinging swords, or halflings for eating pie.....


No Pie for you!

I think glowing eyes are fun as well. I hope my charc will gain them one day

You're just jealous coz you ain't got them and can't have 'em.

Glowy eyes = uber cool monkiness

We got da moves baby and we rock !!!!!

Besides, those glowing eyes make it easier to aim at the eyes in the dark

Ain't Deflect Arrows a bitch though

ok so if you remove the glowy eyes then you have no idea that the epic monk (an assumed unarmed person) you are bullying is about to pwn you...some monks do have short tempers

beezel_bug wrote:ok so if you remove the glowy eyes then you have no idea that the epic monk (an assumed unarmed person) you are bullying is about to pwn you...some monks do have short tempers

Not short tempers, MONKS never have short tempers their are the epitome of self discipline , but some just have a different set of "moral guidelines" and believe that some lessons need to be felt to "stick"

Curois wrote:Besides, those glowing eyes make it easier to aim at the eyes in the dark

The distance you have to be at to see those eyes and aim for them allows us to be at your throat before you have fired your second arrow and like loki said, that first one is not likely to land....

like one of my brothers in arms mentioned I aspire to them and well I think they are just cool as hell. The first time I changed camera view and saw that Dae had them it was scary and cool. I despair of ever reaching it as a goal. Trying to restart a monk order that is only mentioned on certain items, that cool psion stuff I can never stay away from and just some limited play time. Ah well. They are still cool as hell.

playing as Farradun Lanner philosopher of the Cup.

I do have to agree that they do look awesome and do add a mark if distinction to that one character. It is surprising the number of times IG she is asked about her blue eyes. She usually replies that they are yellow (ghost elf eye color). With all the talk going on now about removing the CR the only ones that would stand out now are monks. Although you would not know absolute level you do know they are at least 20. I may even feel differently about preferring to have no glowie eyes if they fit the head model better.

Dae is a wimp anyhow.

Daemona wrote:Dae is a wimp anyhow.

*rolls glowing eyes* right ...