The World of Avlis

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few quets from someone dnd games.. some are funny

Wow...that's really long...

"Your mount's smarter than you!?"
-- Exsam
Comments:
Lousy paladin.

Remind you of anyone Twigs?

For those of you who aren't Twigs, he and I were once in a game where I, too, was playing a hapless paladin who put all his points into strength and none into con or int. People used to make jokes about him playing chess with his mystical mount (or whatever the hell they're called) and losing...

Damn uppity horse...only reason he ever let me ride him was that I was the one with the greatsword....

I know a nice one too


(one guy oc to another guy) You know, if you were just half as smart as the mages you play....

oh yeah and i saw this one in the list;
"I cast duct tape."
"What?!"

its a nodwick joke (http://www.nodwick.com) every healing thing is doen with duct tape there