The World of Avlis

Don't go and smoke mellowweed and then kill a character belonging to a DM.
I forsee some strange accidents in my future...

Look at the bright side of your deed: play on Avlis is almost *guaranteed* to be exciting for you.

enzime wrote:Don't go and smoke mellowweed and then kill a character belonging to a DM.
I forsee some strange accidents in my future...

Sounds like a good story... are you going to share?

- Aloro

Let's say, his char is banned from The Canvas for a while..

What sort of sick, perverted DM would go in there?

enzime wrote:Don't go and smoke mellowweed and then kill a character...

Now you have proof. Melloweed _IS_ a danger to people, and there's a reason it's illegal. You'd think that with a name like "mellowweed" it wouldn't prompt insanely violent behaviour, but you'd be wrong.

Melloweed is a gateway drug, and will lead to even worse things. And before the rumor spreads, I'd like to take this time to say: _NO_!!!! No, licking a Kobold does not induce any sort of psychedelic experience, and the only warm feeling you will have is that of a Kobold relieving himself on your leg.

Don't do Mellowsmoke, and don't lick Kobolds.

Just say No.

*Brought to you by the Sword of Toran, and The Horde*

Titanium Dragon wrote:What sort of sick, perverted DM would go in there?

At least four, at last count.

And Scurvy, who are you to tell people to drop their lifelong habits? I shall continue to lick Kobolds as and when I please! There are no long-term side effects, although sudden, stabbing pains the the chest and stomach region have been reported. All lies, I tell ya!

-Lyc.

I shall continue to Kick Kobolds as and when I please!
-Lyc.

Oi! Ill be drinkin to that me will...Blasted Kobolds!

enzime wrote:Don't go and smoke mellowweed and then kill a character belonging to a DM.
I forsee some strange accidents in my future...

Bah! Killing a DM's character, nothing! Try fucking with her and then her head ( "by all accounts, I'm innocent of that" shouts a red hair Elf from Elysia ).
Killing her is one thing breaking her heart and changing her aligment, hmmmm you think you got problems

I wonder what the punishment for licking kobolds in the grotto below Elysia is according to the church of Angadar.

* An elf in platemail is seen descending into the serwers of Elysia *

OK, I admit it - I have visited the Canvas. Once as a PC and once as a DM. However, I did not make use of the services on offer there.

On a different point, please bear in mind that some DMs like Kobolds

Scurvy_Platypus wrote:

enzime wrote:Don't go and smoke mellowweed and then kill a character...

Now you have proof. Melloweed _IS_ a danger to people, and there's a reason it's illegal. You'd think that with a name like "mellowweed" it wouldn't prompt insanely violent behaviour, but you'd be wrong.

Melloweed is a gateway drug, and will lead to even worse things. And before the rumor spreads, I'd like to take this time to say: _NO_!!!! No, licking a Kobold does not induce any sort of psychedelic experience, and the only warm feeling you will have is that of a Kobold relieving himself on your leg.

Don't do Mellowsmoke, and don't lick Kobolds.

Just say No.

*Brought to you by the Sword of Toran, and The Horde*

Oh jeez, even in the fantasy world, we cant get away from the gateway drug freaks.

blah, blah, its a gateway drug, blah blah...whine whine.

Halvar Yanocen wrote:I wonder what the punishment for licking kobolds in the grotto below Elysia is according to the church of Angadar.

* An elf in platemail is seen descending into the serwers of Elysia *

We don't have any problems with people licking kobolds. Provided the kobolds get asked for their assent like every other citizen of Elysia should be before being licked.

On the other hand, abusing kobolds might get you into trouble with the EDF, killing peacefull to-be-licked kobolds will do so.

Moral: Everybody can do any perversy in elysia, as long as all are willing participants.

A.A.

I understand there is a good Kobold. Friendly Kobold in or about Elysia. Perhaps she will let you lick her.

Tahni wrote:

enzime wrote:Don't go and smoke mellowweed and then kill a character belonging to a DM.
I forsee some strange accidents in my future...

Bah! Killing a DM's character, nothing! Try fucking with her and then her head ( "by all accounts, I'm innocent of that" shouts a red hair Elf from Elysia ).
Killing her is one thing breaking her heart and changing her aligment, hmmmm you think you got problems

*g* But I really didn't fuck with her head. and I would love you too, if yonly you let me. I can show you understanding and forgiveness. Why are you hard.hearted, so taken by your ragens and jealousy? Let me show you caring and forgiveness.

A.

(wonder how long Tahni will take before breaking)

But if you happen to wander across said DM's character, dead and lost in an Afterlife Plane after a certain mellowsmoke induced incident, and you happen to be a wererat at the time, DO chase 'em around screaming, "diiiiiiie pigling!!!! Maaaaake foooooood!!!!" at them over and over.

~From the Desk of The Good Father Froag