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The stupid monsters of DnD
Posted: Sun Aug 24, 2008 8:37 pm
by Sarmanos
Part 1:
http://www.headinjurytheater.com/article73.htm
Part 2:
http://www.headinjurytheater.com/article95.htm
"Hello adventurer. You walk into the room. That's when the floor starts to fight with the ceiling about who gets to eat you. While they fight you sneak along the wall, hoping to escape...only to find out the wall's already starting to digest you the moment you touch it. Adventurer, I hope you've enjoyed your stay in the Room of Death. Remember to fill out your comment card."
I got a kick out of this. My two favorites? The Paper Golem and Spider-Horse.
Re: The stupid monsters of DnD
Posted: Mon Aug 25, 2008 12:02 am
by Urizen
If only my kobold could make the Paper Golems...
Re: The stupid monsters of DnD
Posted: Mon Aug 25, 2008 1:01 am
by Mark Oban
Yeah, some of those guys were on some heavy shit when creating some of those.
Re: The stupid monsters of DnD
Posted: Mon Aug 25, 2008 7:57 am
by Yenefer
Now I see vampire frogs everywhere!
Re: The stupid monsters of DnD
Posted: Mon Aug 25, 2008 6:15 pm
by rk57957
I am a bit sad and annoyed that Umbrella Golems did
NOT make the list
Re: The stupid monsters of DnD
Posted: Mon Aug 25, 2008 7:20 pm
by Joeyo
rk57957 wrote:I am a bit sad and annoyed that Umbrella Golems did
NOT make the list
because they're not stupid.
Re: The stupid monsters of DnD
Posted: Mon Aug 25, 2008 7:36 pm
by llhht
That spider horse had me laughing for a long time.
Re: The stupid monsters of DnD
Posted: Mon Aug 25, 2008 7:41 pm
by GunnJ
When I read the comments, I thought this ((
http://www.toddlockwood.com/galleries/d ... olem.shtml )) was the type of paper golem they were talking about and I couldn't understand why he thought it was stupid, till I read the description he meant. Though oragami may give me papercuts, this painting gives me nightmares.
Re: The stupid monsters of DnD
Posted: Mon Aug 25, 2008 7:44 pm
by llhht
GunnJ wrote:When I read the comments, I thought this ((
http://www.toddlockwood.com/galleries/d ... olem.shtml )) was the type of paper golem they were talking about and I couldn't understand why he thought it was stupid, till I read the description he meant. Though oragami may give me papercuts, this painting gives me nightmares.
Neckbreaking evil lumber and paper golems seem to have that effect on people
Re: The stupid monsters of DnD
Posted: Mon Aug 25, 2008 8:03 pm
by loki70
No Twingers. And he didn't give props to the Miniature Giant Space Hampster...8 of 10, at best
Re: The stupid monsters of DnD
Posted: Mon Aug 25, 2008 8:25 pm
by Pathos Street
Re: The stupid monsters of DnD
Posted: Mon Aug 25, 2008 8:41 pm
by SaraEF
Is it just me or does this come around every year or so?
Re: The stupid monsters of DnD
Posted: Tue Aug 26, 2008 3:36 pm
by othotbail
Monkey Bees! Monkey Bees!
Swinging in the trees!
Buzz! Buzz! Buzz! Buzz! Buzz!
Re: The stupid monsters of DnD
Posted: Sun Sep 14, 2008 11:08 pm
by KinX
heheh...ass-were
