Author: pincushionman » Sat Jun 30, 2007 8:07 pm
I don't need a cell phone with internet access. I have a computer.
I don't need a cell phone with email capability. I have a computer.
I don't need a cell phone with a walkie-talkie. I have a phone.
I don't need a cell phone with a camera. I have a camera.
I don't need a cell phone with a video camera. I don't need a video camera.
I don't need a cell phone where you can WATCH F*CKING TV SHOWS. I have a TV.
I don't need a cell phone with unlimited nights and weekends. You seen my phone bill?
I don't need a cell phone with unlimited calling to five arbitrary people who I'd rather talk to in person anyway. You seen my phone bill?
I don't need a cell phone with five thousand minutes a month. You seen my phone bill?
Hell, I don't even really need a cell phone. If you want to get ahold of me, either call me at home (or work, whichever is more appropriate) or shoot me an email. If I'm not either of those places, leave a message on the answering machine or phone mail. I will talk to you on my schedule.
Now, if they had a package that was $10 bucks a month plus a per-minute charge for just voice service (I don't need phone mail - if it's busy, call back later; if I just don't answer, it means I don't want to talk to you right now), I might consider it. I've looked at the pre-pay plans, but coverage sucks, and the only time my wife and I use the phone we have is for travel. I'm not buying $40 worth of minutes every month that expire at the end of the month (that's what prepay plans do - so they're really no different from a monthly plan) that I'm not going to use, and I won't be able to use anyway because coverage is spotty.
Putting more features on a phone, making it "sleeker" or "cooler-looking" is NOT going to motivate me to buy a phone from any company, because no companies are willing to provide a service that suits my needs. Reliable, simple phone service for low cost on an as-used basis.