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PostAuthor: Orleron » Fri Jun 29, 2007 9:23 pm

Which is it?
"Truth has no form."
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PostAuthor: Jaybob » Fri Jun 29, 2007 9:30 pm

what's with the recent polls involving male genitalia lately?

something on yer mind, Orl?

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PostAuthor: Olaf » Fri Jun 29, 2007 9:33 pm

How you use it of course! There's Always other options..
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PostAuthor: chamalscuro » Fri Jun 29, 2007 9:37 pm

Jaybob wrote:what's with the recent polls involving male genitalia lately?


Who said it was genitalia, Jay, you sicko! :P

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PostAuthor: loki70 » Fri Jun 29, 2007 9:44 pm

It's actually C. Size and how you use it doesn't matter nearly as much as whether you use it...
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PostAuthor: Jaybob » Fri Jun 29, 2007 10:00 pm

chamalscuro wrote:
Jaybob wrote:what's with the recent polls involving male genitalia lately?


Who said it was genitalia, Jay, you sicko! :P

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are you aware of another application of the word "scrotum?"

you better run!

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PostAuthor: chamalscuro » Fri Jun 29, 2007 10:18 pm

Jaybob wrote: are you aware of another application of the word "scrotum?"


I thought the poll was about Italian cooking... :wink:
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PostAuthor: Orleron » Fri Jun 29, 2007 10:21 pm

chamalscuro wrote:
Jaybob wrote: are you aware of another application of the word "scrotum?"


I thought the poll was about Italian cooking... :wink:



I thought it was a type of Roman footsoldier's shield. ;)


Of course, this poll pertains to making spaghetti & meatballs. What were you thinking?
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PostAuthor: Jaybob » Fri Jun 29, 2007 10:53 pm

Orleron wrote:
chamalscuro wrote:
Jaybob wrote: are you aware of another application of the word "scrotum?"


I thought the poll was about Italian cooking... :wink:



I thought it was a type of Roman footsoldier's shield. ;)


Of course, this poll pertains to making spaghetti & meatballs. What were you thinking?



i thought you were talking about penises. go figure...

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PostAuthor: Pathos Street » Fri Jun 29, 2007 11:02 pm

All of the above?
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PostAuthor: Pandaerus » Fri Jun 29, 2007 11:17 pm

aww man, I hate trick questions
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PostAuthor: Tigg » Sat Jun 30, 2007 12:01 am

Noodles need to be of a certain minimum length and girth if you're going to be making a good plate of pasta, after that though the rest is entirely dependent upon the skill of the cook!
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PostAuthor: Fifty » Sat Jun 30, 2007 1:18 am

Alternative text for the poll:

Male version:

I have a big willy
I have a small willy

Female version:

I only care about how much money he has.
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PostAuthor: zsenf » Sat Jun 30, 2007 3:24 am

It's about fishing-it doesn't matter how big your bait is, you gotta wiggle it to make it look alive.....um.....whatever....
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PostAuthor: Ambrosia » Sat Jun 30, 2007 3:43 am

personally, I prefer lasagna. 8-)
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PostAuthor: candywazz » Sat Jun 30, 2007 4:21 am

YES!!!!
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PostAuthor: theP » Sat Jun 30, 2007 6:22 am

to answer this world shakin' Question:

It's the Style
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PostAuthor: DeadEyeDave » Sat Jun 30, 2007 7:33 am

anyone man who says size don't matter has a 4 1/2 inch weiner. and any girl who says size doesn't matter is generally talking to a dude with a 4 1/2 inch weiner....either way it's not true.

quotes dave has heard:

"you're so much bigger than my last boyfriend"

"that feels so good"

"stop, it's too much"

"ouch"

"i think you just moved something inside of me"

"you're going to hurt me with that thing"

"no you can't put that there" etc. etc. ect....

(ummm...nevermind about the last one)

if size really doesn't matter, that's news to me. that's the only thing i got going for me right now....don't take it away from me....
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PostAuthor: Kanteletar » Sat Jun 30, 2007 5:20 pm

One thing - the technique how to use you can always learn... but sorry size can't be learned :P
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PostAuthor: Mabus » Thu Jul 05, 2007 2:02 pm

Actually (and I think most of the ladies'll agree with me here on this one) it's how you use your tongue. And after that, you have free reign for yourself. No matter what the size of the...er, spaghetti. Am I not correct? :twisted:
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PostAuthor: DeadEyeDave » Thu Jul 05, 2007 6:12 pm

Wow, this thread is still here....i thought my last post would have gotten it removed...
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PostAuthor: Drakuul » Fri Jul 06, 2007 4:32 pm

It's not what you have, it's how you sling it over your shoulder.
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PostAuthor: KaiRal Windspar » Fri Jul 06, 2007 4:47 pm

DeadEyeDave wrote:Wow, this thread is still here....i thought my last post would have gotten it removed...
Why? If lying on the interweb was grounds for having posts removed, there'd be a lot of empty boards, wouldn't there? ;)
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PostAuthor: DeadEyeDave » Fri Jul 06, 2007 6:51 pm

KaiRal Windspar wrote:
DeadEyeDave wrote:Wow, this thread is still here....i thought my last post would have gotten it removed...
Why? If lying on the interweb was grounds for having posts removed, there'd be a lot of empty boards, wouldn't there? ;)


Uhhhh, shoulda put this disclaimer in a long time ago, but

don't look at this post sis....


yeah, okay....dude, it's true that no matter how big it is, you gotta have game to use it....just walking up to a girl in a bar and saying i have a baseball bat here, well, it hasn't been working for me...

i'll tell you, one of the best feelings i ever had. I was working at a retirement community as a cook 5 or so years ago, and i got with one of the CNA's. She had a big mouth and told all the other girls about me....i was like the king of that place after that....so when they say C size don't matter, it's not true, it can't be. because most of them girls didn't look at me twice before they heard about what DED was packin...


and by the way, i'm not lying here's a pic to prove it....








































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