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What does Avlis need most?

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What Avlis needs most is:

Server reset device
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6%
More bandwidth
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34%
Lesbian pixies
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32%
Faster servers
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8%
More DMs
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21%
 
Total votes : 259

What does Avlis need most?

PostAuthor: Manuel the White » Sat May 31, 2003 8:17 pm

Don't be shy...
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PostAuthor: Nighthawk4 » Sun Jun 01, 2003 11:27 am

Greater Bandwidth, Faster Servers and you can never have too many Lesbian Pixies :D
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PostAuthor: KinX » Sun Jun 01, 2003 12:55 pm

I know Orl rarely gives into player requests nowadays....but comon!!...look at the results....everyone wants lesbian pixies!!!
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PostAuthor: Nighthawk4 » Sun Jun 01, 2003 1:04 pm

I know Orl rarely gives into player requests nowadays....but comon!!...look at the results....everyone wants lesbian pixies!!!


Only if they are played by men :D
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PostAuthor: Nighthawk4 » Sun Jun 01, 2003 1:05 pm

Only if they are played by men


Silly me - I meant only if played by women of course :shock:
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PostAuthor: marauder » Sun Jun 01, 2003 7:17 pm

Nighthawk4 wrote:
Only if they are played by men


Silly me - I meant only if played by women of course :shock:


Suuuuuuuuuuuure you did :roll:
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PostAuthor: FunkOdyssey » Sun Jun 01, 2003 8:22 pm

I would rate these three as very important, in this order of priority:

1) More Bandwidth
2) More DM's
3) Faster Hardware
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PostAuthor: asmodeus5150 » Sun Jun 01, 2003 11:19 pm

even if they don't win, give us the pixie's :P
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PostAuthor: Sanguis » Mon Jun 02, 2003 12:14 am

Lesbian pixies is way more important than all the other things or am i just crazy?
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PostAuthor: maxinion » Mon Jun 02, 2003 12:17 am

Seriously, I think Funk's list is right. Get rid of lag, get more plotlines, and get faster/ more systems is the best sequence. And I'm sure some players can make lesbian half-nymphs or something.
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PostAuthor: SlicerDicer » Mon Jun 02, 2003 12:23 am

hmmm how bout something to clean up the garbage?

just a thought
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PostAuthor: Sanguis » Mon Jun 02, 2003 12:24 am

maxguy25 wrote:Seriously, I think Funk's list is right. Get rid of lag, get more plotlines, and get faster/ more systems is the best sequence. And I'm sure some players can make lesbian half-nymphs or something.


Ofcourse your right. I think the Avlis team knows what is important to make the world better.

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Last few times i played server was pretty full and not mutch lag. I'm guessing that this has to do with new conection and uplink with Mythos. but I like it just wanted to let it be known.
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PostAuthor: maxinion » Mon Jun 02, 2003 12:32 am

No new connection yet. That's coming up soon. And it will be down for a while to get that. :(
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PostAuthor: Teria Kross » Mon Jun 02, 2003 4:01 am

So I a friend of mine and I have a question... (directed to Silk)
Do lesbian pixies do it while they are flying, or do they actually land first? :evil: :lol:
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PostAuthor: Sanguis » Mon Jun 02, 2003 8:39 am

Teria Kross wrote:So I a friend of mine and I have a question... (directed to Silk)
Do lesbian pixies do it while they are flying, or do they actually land first? :evil: :lol:


My guess is they can do both.
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PostAuthor: JollyOrc » Mon Jun 02, 2003 8:44 am

read "So long, and thanks for the fish" for the joy these pixies must have in mid-air....
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PostAuthor: Merago Jert » Mon Jun 02, 2003 10:57 am

JollyOrc wrote:read "So long, and thanks for the fish" for the joy these pixies must have in mid-air....


The late Douglas Adams was a genius. 'Nuff said.
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PostAuthor: Silk » Mon Jun 02, 2003 1:50 pm

Teria Kross wrote:So I a friend of mine and I have a question... (directed to Silk)
Do lesbian pixies do it while they are flying, or do they actually land first? :evil: :lol:


That would depend on when they get horny... They are very spontanious and will most certainly have girly sex in mid-air. In fact they consider mid-air 69 much more pleasurable than the land-based version. Many young pixies actually time their climaxes during a high-altitude free-fall for maximum pleasure.
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PostAuthor: Ashlynn » Mon Jun 02, 2003 2:02 pm

Anyone remember the famous "Sex and D&D" issue of Phil Foglio's What's New? comic?

I think it was fairies in the issue, but I'm guessing pixies are probably pretty close.

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PostAuthor: JollyOrc » Mon Jun 02, 2003 2:24 pm

insert Stranggs Dead Horse Rant in here

http://www.exploitationnow.com/d/20011126.html

'nuff said, as usual
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PostAuthor: Aradan Kir » Mon Jun 02, 2003 2:42 pm

Silk wrote:That would depend on when they get horny... They are very spontanious and will most certainly have girly sex in mid-air. In fact they consider mid-air 69 much more pleasurable than the land-based version. Many young pixies actually time their climaxes during a high-altitude free-fall for maximum pleasure.


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PostAuthor: Lycanthropy » Mon Jun 02, 2003 4:23 pm

Merago Jert wrote:
JollyOrc wrote:read "So long, and thanks for the fish" for the joy these pixies must have in mid-air....


The late Douglas Adams was a genius. 'Nuff said.


Damn right. Just finished 'The Long Dark Tea-time of the Soul'. As you say, genius.
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PostAuthor: l337-1 » Sun Jun 08, 2003 12:45 pm

LESBIAN PIXIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!HOOOOOOOOOOOOORAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!PICK DAT ONE PICK DAT ONE!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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PostAuthor: CuRoi » Sun Jun 08, 2003 2:23 pm

l337-1 wrote:LESBIAN PIXIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!HOOOOOOOOOOOOORAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!PICK DAT ONE PICK DAT ONE!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


PANG!!

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PostAuthor: Sindol » Sun Jun 08, 2003 3:29 pm

H3y, |_00|<, 17'5 @ |_337 ])00])!

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