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Polls for Avlis homepage.

Best last words:

Dragons sleep with their eyes open
12
5%
He's probably forgotten all about that by now
31
13%
I disbelieve the illusion!
29
12%
It appears to be some kind of fungus
8
3%
Don't worry, I have my lockpicks with me!
4
2%
But, my cleric said it was only a rash
10
4%
Why are our torches turning blue?
7
3%
I can only die by my own sword
2
1%
There is defininitely no trap on this door!
41
17%
If you stike me down now, I shall only become stronger
16
7%
Geez, you sure do stink
3
1%
I've got a bad feeling about this
74
31%
 
Total votes : 237

PostAuthor: Alphonse » Thu Feb 16, 2006 11:35 am

Nah. Theres no such thing as Raven. They're an urban myth
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PostAuthor: Arieanne » Thu Feb 16, 2006 11:43 am

"If altar of x healed me, I wonder if altar of...."
*touches*

...


Yes, it does. :P
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PostAuthor: Manuel the White » Fri Feb 17, 2006 5:23 pm

Funny. In just 2 weeks, this poll has had more responses than any other in the last 2 years. Conclusion: folks are finding all sorts of new and interesting ways to die in Avlis.


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PostAuthor: Highwayman » Fri Feb 17, 2006 5:28 pm

I'll walk in front if you wish
Playing as:
Troth The Wanderer, Priest of Maleki
Sigmund Stonehammer, Dwarven Priest

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PostAuthor: Kaosnafe » Fri Feb 17, 2006 5:32 pm

"Sometimes the best means of attack is defense"
*Engages Parry*
Jaddo Graves

Tretch
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PostAuthor: chupacabra » Fri Feb 17, 2006 5:37 pm

"Follow me!" *said with bravado*


I know its not unique, but still my favorite.
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PostAuthor: Paco Di B » Fri Feb 17, 2006 5:42 pm

Awww F%^&!!!!!!!!!!
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PostAuthor: Arvin » Fri Feb 17, 2006 6:20 pm

EvokedShade wrote:"Verossa you ungodly bitch spawn of Dru'El!"

I can just see it now

*Character toasted to a crips and nothing but his boots where left*


Something quite similar to this actually happened at Elf Gate not too long ago. :twisted:

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PostAuthor: Tony Wazz » Sun Feb 19, 2006 1:29 pm

Manuel the White wrote:Be honest. Has anyone ever said, "Okay, I'm up front" who shouldn't have been up front?



*Raises Hand* Yup, we all do stooopid things at some point....*shakes head and sighs*
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PostAuthor: pincushionman » Mon Feb 20, 2006 3:30 pm

This actually didn't end badly, but it certainly had the potential:

when a member of the party asked if someone could disarm a trap
Cookie (me): Oo! Oo! I cans try!
Suuhoroh . Shaahesk fighter . Journeyman armorwright, Avlis Arms and Armor Association . Corporal, M'Chek Army Blackhawk Company
Cookie (Amakiir) . Kobold chef extrordinaire - he thinks

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PostAuthor: IceThorn » Wed Feb 22, 2006 7:14 am

You forgot
Any Gnome: Oops.
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PostAuthor: DorianHawkwind » Wed Feb 22, 2006 9:00 pm

My favorite saying:
"Welcome to FEAT" ((Usually said to new party members after half the party has been DP'd by a massive DM spawning))....
:twisted:
"I didn't mean to scare him to death. I just wanted him to envision what I see"
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PostAuthor: pincushionman » Thu Feb 23, 2006 4:19 am

"Don't quote that."
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PostAuthor: Alphonse » Thu Feb 23, 2006 8:58 am

"I dont get enough DM attention" in a PM to Alex

http://www.avlis.org/viewtopic.php?t=73090&start=83
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PostAuthor: Pellucid » Mon Mar 06, 2006 5:54 am

"HAH! They couldn't hit an elephant at this dist-"

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PostAuthor: modigliani » Mon Mar 06, 2006 10:32 pm

Witnessed sometime back:

Imago to Kathea: "You are built for breeding."
Nerf crafters!

Nerf mages!

Speak Common!
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PostAuthor: Marleh » Mon Mar 06, 2006 11:11 pm

"We should give the sereg a chance to prove they want peace - gack!"

*Followed by a shuriken up the nose...*
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PostAuthor: Hi Mate » Wed Mar 15, 2006 12:50 am

It must be the fungus!!
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PostAuthor: Hi Mate » Sun Sep 17, 2006 4:09 pm

Here's one of my own, that someone said to put on here:P

"Don't worry, I have plenty of magic left to take care of them..."
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PostAuthor: Fuzz » Sun Sep 17, 2006 4:40 pm

It's times like this I am reminded of the immortal words of Socrates, who said:

"... I drank what?"






:wink:
<Sili> I've seen septic tanks with less shit in them than Fuzz.

<Ronnin> damm not even a kiss??
<Chasmania> Kiss Fuzz? I'd rather fellate a goat.

<Chasmania> there are many roads to Rome..they just picked a shit filled alley full of scabby hookers and bums.


The shape of things to come...
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PostAuthor: PrinceOfCrossbreeds » Sun Sep 17, 2006 5:06 pm

" Oh... Fuck..."

*Is pwned by a hellball*
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PostAuthor: Naeblis » Tue Jan 02, 2007 5:09 am

We rush in....
Long distance runner, what you standin there for?
Get up, get out, get out of the door
Your playin cold music on the barroom floor
Drowned in your laughter and dead to the core.
Theres a dragon with matches thats loose on the town
Takes a whole pail of water just to cool him down.

- Jerry Garcia

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PostAuthor: Flash » Tue Jan 02, 2007 6:13 am

Excerpt from IRC
Will|IG: What's a lifeblighter?
Will|IG: ...Oh.
*Will|IG is now known as Will|dead*



Or

We’ll construct a large wooden badger…
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PostAuthor: Trigger » Tue Jan 02, 2007 1:08 pm

After disarming a trap on a door.

"Done and done! *beams happily*"
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PostAuthor: mhogar » Tue Jan 02, 2007 3:06 pm

bugbear: "no fun"
Mhog: *bleeding on the floor because magebane bats keep dispelling him and he didnt even bother to buff*
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