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Best last words:

Dragons sleep with their eyes open
12
5%
He's probably forgotten all about that by now
31
13%
I disbelieve the illusion!
29
12%
It appears to be some kind of fungus
8
3%
Don't worry, I have my lockpicks with me!
4
2%
But, my cleric said it was only a rash
10
4%
Why are our torches turning blue?
7
3%
I can only die by my own sword
2
1%
There is defininitely no trap on this door!
41
17%
If you stike me down now, I shall only become stronger
16
7%
Geez, you sure do stink
3
1%
I've got a bad feeling about this
74
31%
 
Total votes : 237

PostAuthor: TheElvenKing » Mon Feb 06, 2006 8:52 pm

"This looks like a safe spot to go AFK..."

*tips cap to spokey* :P

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PostAuthor: krackq » Mon Feb 06, 2006 9:04 pm

"Let's just have a quick peek"

or

"Get ready to run"
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PostAuthor: inversions » Tue Feb 07, 2006 6:19 pm

The various -tempting fate tactical discussions- like

"As long as the Tank isn't AFK we should be fine"
"As long as improved invis doesn't wear off..."
etc etc

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PostAuthor: EvokedShade » Wed Feb 08, 2006 5:46 am

"Verossa you ungodly bitch spawn of Dru'El!"

I can just see it now

*Character toasted to a crips and nothing but his boots where left*
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PostAuthor: godloth2 » Wed Feb 08, 2006 6:58 am

Arieanne wrote:"Don't worry, you don't have to disarm trap, I will disarm it stepping in it..." :lol:



ROFL ..this is exactly what ...... said before his last travel to that Library :twisted:
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PostAuthor: Heronimous Fox » Wed Feb 08, 2006 9:27 am

"Del, you dont mind if I have the last cake?"
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PostAuthor: Arieanne » Wed Feb 08, 2006 11:40 am

Heronimous Fox wrote:"Del, you dont mind if I have the last cake?"
:shock:
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PostAuthor: Masterchamber » Thu Feb 09, 2006 3:13 am

Heres a few of my favorites

"Don't go that way go this way it's safer"

"There is only one of them here"

"I have plenty of Heal kits"

"Here let me take check"

"ooc: his rating says effortless"

"As long as we stick together we'll be fine"

"I am gonna try and sneak by"

"I am (blah blah blah blah) of (blah blah blah) and a skilled warrior, Let me handle this."

" ooc: I hope the DM is in a good mood."

"ooc: Ah I see the Lag monster is out tonight"
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PostAuthor: Elong Singalong » Fri Feb 10, 2006 2:08 pm

One thing i read on a tshirt ones that made me laugh was:

I am a member of the bombsquad, if you see me running try to catch up with me
playing as:
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PostAuthor: Xandor Amakiir » Fri Feb 10, 2006 2:33 pm

Elong Singalong wrote:One thing i read on a tshirt ones that made me laugh was:

I am a member of the bombsquad, if you see me running try to catch up with me


Shouldnt your last words be, nooo not the Tamborine ?
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PostAuthor: Psye Shaar » Fri Feb 10, 2006 6:00 pm

Elong Singalong wrote:I am a member of the bombsquad, if you see me running try to catch up with me


Not their last line, but still reminds of the start of Lethal Weapon 3:

"Roger"

"Yeah Rigs"

"Grab the cat!"

:twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
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PostAuthor: Muffin » Fri Feb 10, 2006 8:53 pm

Amamir E'lein: These black dragon welps are easy!

Andrik Derlson: Careful everyone, usually where there are babies, theres a mother!

*10 seconds later*

Sigrin Hillfire: *pees pants*

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PostAuthor: Heronimous Fox » Fri Feb 10, 2006 11:05 pm

Two from the same PC....within 5 minutes

Daemona "You are completely safe with her Soraya"

"I will, I have Al to protect me"
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PostAuthor: Pandaerus » Wed Feb 15, 2006 4:23 am

Susallia: "Well... only one way to find out..."
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PostAuthor: Vipact » Wed Feb 15, 2006 4:42 am

"Del, you dont mind if I have the last cake?" <-- just lol...

“Great idea, Ayren!” <-- The memories. :lol:

"but Micah...I love you!" <-- :shock:

"Hell, if Lafreth could solo it how hard could it be?" <-- :twisted: Bwhaha.

"Get ready to run" <-- My favorite, general last words. It covers all the bases of being or doing something you should not really be doing. (You can imagine the character that professed his/her love to Micah telling someone else to "get ready to run" just before the attempt.)
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PostAuthor: GnomeMage » Wed Feb 15, 2006 8:49 pm

Watch the nose! Watch the nose!

Let me smell this.

I hope this helm isn't cursed.

Do you mind if I try this invention of mine? I've been tinkering on it for some time now.

The gods favored me last time, they shall this time as well.
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PostAuthor: DanishPastry » Wed Feb 15, 2006 8:57 pm

"The Harpinger"
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PostAuthor: uaioe » Wed Feb 15, 2006 9:05 pm

oh man. . . "I disbelieve the Illusion" beautiful, and has happened more than once in PnP for me! :oops:
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PostAuthor: Stormhammer » Wed Feb 15, 2006 9:11 pm

"Thet Dranuhl doesnae look so tough...."
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PostAuthor: Tesh » Wed Feb 15, 2006 10:39 pm

"RRRAAGGGHH Bug Squash for Big Boss Ga-Rhul"

He charges the fire beetle the size of a house after being told, ""hang back here, we'll use ranged attacks" :lol:

after being bandaged and brought back: "But Bug used raged attack?"

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PostAuthor: Valerie » Thu Feb 16, 2006 3:09 am

"They're only kobolds." I dont remember if I posted this already.

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PostAuthor: Isengrim » Thu Feb 16, 2006 10:27 am

Valerie wrote:"They're only kobolds." I dont remember if I posted this already.


Oh, you probably meant the Salt Clan in Ferrell? :twisted: :lol:
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PostAuthor: Hamlet » Thu Feb 16, 2006 10:43 am

Vipact wrote:"but Micah...I love you!" <-- :shock:

"Get ready to run" <-- My favorite, general last words. It covers all the bases of being or doing something you should not really be doing. (You can imagine the character that professed his/her love to Micah telling someone else to "get ready to run" just before the attempt.)


:lol: :lol: :lol:

PS Del did THAT after the cake question?! And I always thought he was the more peaceful one ... :shock:
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PostAuthor: Fifty » Thu Feb 16, 2006 10:43 am

Jazz wrote:AyOun Callinestari: Let me look for traps ahead then.
AyOun Callinestari: *waves them over*
AyOun Callinestari: It looks clear.
Electrical Trap, Epic damages AyOun Callinestari: 195 (195 Electrical)
Electrical Trap, Epic killed AyOun Callinestari


That was bloody hilarious.
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PostAuthor: nietzche » Thu Feb 16, 2006 11:32 am

"Nothing ever happens in Mikona.."

That's an old one, I remember being scolded pretty harshly for saying it at the Rock back when when Sereg attacked the city gates every other day :/
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