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Best of the worst character names?

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Best of the worst character names?

Electra Fied
15
6%
. (dot)
42
18%
Zoso Zeppelin
10
4%
Kraka Toa
7
3%
An Eyeball
17
7%
Bud Weiser
37
16%
Scrotum
72
31%
Corellon Larethian
13
6%
Jesse James
21
9%
 
Total votes : 234

PostAuthor: Kareth » Fri Aug 19, 2005 1:59 pm

Tony Wazz wrote:Come to think of it , don't we have a popular Avlis area that is kinda poorly named?


Port Eridanus (Port Arid Anus). Considering "Port" is also even a reference to "hole". *shakes head*


Someone had to note it.....


I didn't even notice it... I just know I will be thinking about that the next time I am in Ferrell.

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PostAuthor: BaldManFromHell » Fri Aug 19, 2005 2:07 pm

Kareth wrote:
Tony Wazz wrote:Come to think of it , don't we have a popular Avlis area that is kinda poorly named?


Port Eridanus (Port Arid Anus). Considering "Port" is also even a reference to "hole". *shakes head*


Someone had to note it.....


I didn't even notice it... I just know I will be thinking about that the next time I am in Ferrell.

Now thats funny :lol:
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PostAuthor: Jo' d » Sat Aug 20, 2005 3:37 pm

I had a Dwergen char, Jax Arwylde & yes he only had one eye....I retired him before the name police caught him. He now lives in a vault and has ne'er seen the light of day since...

Only char name that frosted my twinky was Abu Nidal, felt that was terribly insensitive for these times.

Char' jer kinda clever, but belongs on this list...is he still around?

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PostAuthor: loki70 » Sat Aug 20, 2005 3:42 pm

there are a few active characters that belong on the list, but I think the team knows about most of them, and is just too busy to put the smack-down on a bunch of lame-named characters. Most likely, they are just on an ignore list somewhere.
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PostAuthor: Scotch » Sat Aug 20, 2005 4:56 pm

Tony Wazz wrote:
Come to think of it , don't we have a popular Avlis area that is kinda poorly named?


Port Eridanus (Port Arid Anus). Considering "Port" is also even a reference to "hole". *shakes head*


Someone had to note it.....


I didn't even notice it... I just know I will be thinking about that the next time I am in Ferrell.




that is hilarious :lol:
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PostAuthor: GG26 » Sat Aug 20, 2005 5:00 pm

perhaps scrotum and nox should hang out. nox also likes chickens, and has a great joke
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PostAuthor: Anyamaur » Sat Aug 20, 2005 9:36 pm

Vroshgrak wrote:we caught him, but he'd gotten to level 20 in a month in leor and disappeared a month later so it wasn't a big deal. IIRC


I knew the player. It was insane how he got to level 20-something in Le'Or, first fighting spiders and ants in Summerleaf,, dunno what else...
Believe he also took a trip to Hala which might've helped. <.<

How is his name against the policy though? I thought it was mere coincidence that his name sounded like Radar...
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PostAuthor: Raen » Sun Aug 21, 2005 10:29 pm

Scrotom is the worse.
But Jessie James is the cheesiest.
And I know the gal who talked him into trying AVLIS! Eek!
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PostAuthor: Jarbash » Sun Aug 21, 2005 10:56 pm

Tony Wazz wrote:Port Eridanus (Port Arid Anus). Considering "Port" is also even a reference to "hole". *shakes head*


You people aren't going to stop until every phonetically possible syllable in the English language has its corresponding dirty word.
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PostAuthor: Ellowin » Sun Aug 21, 2005 11:31 pm

Micah Ormane wrote:Didn't somebody actually make a PC named "Fortano's Mom"?



Naieth wrote:Isemgrim did. Half-orc female.


Um, acatually Fortano's Mom *sighs* is my husband.

Grunt and Spool32/Hert rolled Fortano and Fortano's Mom together a few days after the original joke. Or, so I'm told *looks over at spool32, snickering*
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PostAuthor: Anyamaur » Mon Aug 22, 2005 2:36 am

Guh, I just can't stand that name "Manuel the White"
Makes me cringe.











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PostAuthor: Snow » Mon Aug 22, 2005 2:57 am

:o

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PostAuthor: convin » Mon Aug 22, 2005 7:33 am

Had to vote scrotum.


wonder..have you problems with that part of you genitals since you have to write it?


:D

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PostAuthor: Isengrim » Wed Aug 24, 2005 3:19 pm

I voted Jesse James, but didn't know what scrotum meant. That's pathetic. :?


Oh, . isn't that bad. Jake Bentsen aka "space" wasn't considered "bad name" by anyone either. :)

I liked Fortano's Mum. :lol:
As I could never refuse a woman... ;)
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PostAuthor: Fifty » Wed Aug 24, 2005 3:31 pm

I had an ogre called Bruiser Fourscythes. Sadly Larry Gray's Son and the rest of the gang never got made.

I also wanted to make To-me Ku-pa. Who can spot both parts of the double reference?
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PostAuthor: Fifty » Wed Aug 24, 2005 3:36 pm

I also have a "space" who was around at the same time as Bentsen.
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PostAuthor: Manuel the White » Wed Aug 24, 2005 3:51 pm

Anyamaur wrote:Guh, I just can't stand that name "Manuel the White"
Makes me cringe.


I know. Isn't it sad?

And now there are a bunch of copy cats floating around. Go get your own color!

For example, Begnar the Chartreuse.

Couldn't help myself. Manuel the White has been around in some form or another since around 1984. I forget exactly when now. Of course, the other characters in that party included Spock and ftugla.
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PostAuthor: frogmella » Wed Aug 24, 2005 9:44 pm

Fifty wrote:I also wanted to make To-me Ku-pa. Who can spot both parts of the double reference?


Easy ... He died laughing ... just like that!

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PostAuthor: JJJ » Sun Aug 28, 2005 3:40 pm

Scrotum? Now, where have I heard that before?

"Icicles, crystalline and lovely, pendant from his nose, Old Scrotum, the wrinkled retainer, scrunched up the gravel whistling a dirty song."

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PostAuthor: Nzifklm » Sun Aug 28, 2005 4:25 pm

The one i'm missing from the list is Celestial Planewalker (or similar). That has to be one of the cheesiest names I've ever seen. I hear s/he/it got banned so I guess it's not the big of a deal now. But...comeone

"Hi, I'm celestial."

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PostAuthor: mortzestus » Mon Aug 29, 2005 8:13 am

One of the best ones must be Thrust of Angadar.
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PostAuthor: Khaelindra » Mon Aug 29, 2005 8:16 am

Nzifklm wrote:The one i'm missing from the list is Celestial Planewalker (or similar). That has to be one of the cheesiest names I've ever seen. I hear s/he/it got banned so I guess it's not the big of a deal now. But...comeone

"Hi, I'm celestial."

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PostAuthor: Jhevon » Mon Aug 29, 2005 8:36 am

Manuel the White wrote:And now there are a bunch of copy cats floating around. Go get your own color!

Hey, not my fault Ronus was born caucasian!

:P

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PostAuthor: Havoulov » Mon Aug 29, 2005 8:40 am

Have you seen around my barbarian Gordon Blueh?
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PostAuthor: Jarbash » Mon Aug 29, 2005 10:43 pm

Anyamaur wrote:Guh, I just can't stand that name "Manuel the White"


Manuel the White sounds like a really friendly Puerto Rican guy who always wears white suits, gold medallions, and sunglasses. I knew a guy like that once.
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