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Best of the worst character names?

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Best of the worst character names?

Electra Fied
15
6%
. (dot)
42
18%
Zoso Zeppelin
10
4%
Kraka Toa
7
3%
An Eyeball
17
7%
Bud Weiser
37
16%
Scrotum
72
31%
Corellon Larethian
13
6%
Jesse James
21
9%
 
Total votes : 234

PostAuthor: Vroshgrak » Wed Aug 17, 2005 11:11 pm

we caught him, but he'd gotten to level 20 in a month in leor and disappeared a month later so it wasn't a big deal. IIRC
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PostAuthor: Kareth » Wed Aug 17, 2005 11:13 pm

Vroshgrak wrote:we caught him, but he'd gotten to level 20 in a month in leor and disappeared a month later so it wasn't a big deal. IIRC


Level 20 in a month? I didn't even know that was possible?

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PostAuthor: Dimotane » Thu Aug 18, 2005 2:02 am

Scrotum > Snow
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PostAuthor: Marleh » Thu Aug 18, 2005 3:02 am

Kareth wrote:
Vroshgrak wrote:we caught him, but he'd gotten to level 20 in a month in leor and disappeared a month later so it wasn't a big deal. IIRC


Level 20 in a month? I didn't even know that was possible?


Rats.

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PostAuthor: Semley » Thu Aug 18, 2005 3:08 am

Awww, I loved weee Scrote, the filthy little bugger. He had a great plan to get rich by stealing from himself.
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PostAuthor: Brock Fanning » Thu Aug 18, 2005 4:10 am

*cheers for Scrotum being in the #1 spot*
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PostAuthor: Fuzz » Thu Aug 18, 2005 4:16 am

I call miss-Poll.

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PostAuthor: Jorik Ambrose » Thu Aug 18, 2005 4:21 am

Zoso Zeppelin is cool! :P
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PostAuthor: Havoulov » Thu Aug 18, 2005 6:16 am

I never met Eyball.... or scrotum. I voted for eyball.

I'll be on the lookout for the rest of the bodyparts.. This guy was badly pwned... the Malekites must have a word there....

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PostAuthor: Significant Owl » Thu Aug 18, 2005 8:55 am

Voted for the dot. Maybe your character is a changeling and changes forms all the time, but sheesh, you could at least invest a little time in finding something appropriate, or even just call him Rob or Bob, or anything!

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PostAuthor: afterhours » Thu Aug 18, 2005 12:57 pm

bud|weiser = horrible name and even worse beer. gets my vote.
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PostAuthor: Tony Wazz » Thu Aug 18, 2005 1:10 pm

Kraka Toa got my vote, I thought that was half way clever.

Wasn't Nvidia the MASTERCRAFTER ? If so, I work with him...I'll have to ask him when I see him tomorrow.....and give him Sh!t about it. :lol:
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PostAuthor: frogmella » Thu Aug 18, 2005 1:30 pm

Awww .. as the player of Scrotum (a cowardly little goblin with a fondness for chickens) .. I have to report that no DM has yet ordered me to change it.

Scrotum's mother (or whatever gobbos have) thought he looked like a little wrinkled bag when he hatched (or whatever baby gobbos do ) but his absentee father (when tracked down) would only say "Nah! He was just hanging around all the time."

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PostAuthor: Heronimous Fox » Thu Aug 18, 2005 1:32 pm

Reckol Rim always got me because i miss read it...... :D
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PostAuthor: chilingsworth » Thu Aug 18, 2005 1:37 pm

Vercongetorix wrote:
loki70 wrote:Had to go with Jesse James. I can't stand that name, having Jesse as a first name bites. I was called Jesse James or Jesse "the Body" Ventura most of my life. Well, that and Jesse Owens. And Messy Jesse. And being a red head didn't help. And the whole step child thing just really screwed me up. What's that? Time for meds?


I'm sorry but Jesse has nothing on Stewart. I mean honestly naming your kid Stewart is like dooming him to be a D&D nerd in high school with no mentionable athletic prowess. What? This wasn't supposed to be autobiographical? Sorry about that. *runs to join Jesse at the pharmacy*


I knew a kid named Stewart who wasn't a D&D nerd. He lacked athletic prowess, though. And he should have lived at the pharmacy, the spaz.
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PostAuthor: Havoulov » Thu Aug 18, 2005 1:40 pm

frogmella wrote:Awww .. as the player of Scrotum (a cowardly little goblin with a fondness for chickens) .. I have to report that no DM has yet ordered me to change it.

Scrotum's mother (or whatever gobbos have) thought he looked like a little wrinkled bag when he hatched (or whatever baby gobbos do ) but his absentee father (when tracked down) would only say "Nah! He was just hanging around all the time."

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PostAuthor: Emprod » Thu Aug 18, 2005 1:51 pm

frogmella wrote:Awww .. as the player of Scrotum (a cowardly little goblin with a fondness for chickens) .. I have to report that no DM has yet ordered me to change it.

Scrotum's mother (or whatever gobbos have) thought he looked like a little wrinkled bag when he hatched (or whatever baby gobbos do ) but his absentee father (when tracked down) would only say "Nah! He was just hanging around all the time."

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Hahaha

That story's nuts.

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PostAuthor: Jonezie » Thu Aug 18, 2005 1:58 pm

Emprod wrote:
frogmella wrote:Awww .. as the player of Scrotum (a cowardly little goblin with a fondness for chickens) .. I have to report that no DM has yet ordered me to change it.

Scrotum's mother (or whatever gobbos have) thought he looked like a little wrinkled bag when he hatched (or whatever baby gobbos do ) but his absentee father (when tracked down) would only say "Nah! He was just hanging around all the time."

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Hahaha

That story's nuts.

Yeah.

You were on the ball when you wrote that one.
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PostAuthor: afterhours » Thu Aug 18, 2005 2:02 pm

so when are the goblins going to get together and start a comedy club?
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PostAuthor: Brock Fanning » Thu Aug 18, 2005 7:17 pm

afterhours wrote:so when are the goblins going to get together and start a comedy club?


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PostAuthor: Micah » Thu Aug 18, 2005 7:31 pm

Kareth wrote:
Vroshgrak wrote:we caught him, but he'd gotten to level 20 in a month in leor and disappeared a month later so it wasn't a big deal. IIRC


Level 20 in a month? I didn't even know that was possible?


Oh dear, don't make me start counting the number of times I've seen this happen. Of course, Level 20 in a month and vanishing is alot nicer than level 30 in 9 months and sticking around. But that's a whole different can of worms.

Let's see...other names...

Nimrod25 had to change his changeling's name twice, IIRC... once from " " to "Changeling" to "Xalnia"

Didn't somebody actually make a PC named "Fortano's Mom"?

And lastly, one which I haven't gotten around to doing yet, but will eventually, "Thror's Bitch".
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PostAuthor: Naieth » Thu Aug 18, 2005 9:31 pm

Micah Ormane wrote:Didn't somebody actually make a PC named "Fortano's Mom"?


Isemgrim did. Half-orc female :lol: .

And lastly, one which I haven't gotten around to doing yet, but will eventually, "Thror's Bitch".


:lol: The fun will fade in 10 minutes, but.. hehehehe
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PostAuthor: anodynes » Fri Aug 19, 2005 12:54 pm

Sickocrow wrote:Phillip McKrevis.

Fill-up me-crevise.

Can be seen here about to get a belt in the neck;

http://www.avlis.org/viewtopic.php?p=396136#396136


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PostAuthor: Kareth » Fri Aug 19, 2005 1:42 pm

Micah Ormane wrote:Oh dear, don't make me start counting the number of times I've seen this happen. Of course, Level 20 in a month and vanishing is alot nicer than level 30 in 9 months and sticking around. But that's a whole different can of worms.

Let's see...other names...

Nimrod25 had to change his changeling's name twice, IIRC... once from " " to "Changeling" to "Xalnia"


I know of a few people who have made L30 (or thereabouts) in 9 months and with some of them it isn't even 9 months of solidly playing as they took time off because of RL stuff.

And yeah Nimrod25 had to change his char name twice. Although, I think the first time it was changed was because of the Scribe Scroll feat problem.

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PostAuthor: Tony Wazz » Fri Aug 19, 2005 1:48 pm

Come to think of it , don't we have a popular Avlis area that is kinda poorly named?


Port Eridanus (Port Arid Anus). Considering "Port" is also even a reference to "hole". *shakes head*


Someone had to note it.....
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