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Best Avlis bumper sticker:

I owe, I owe so off to the LRC I go...
8
3%
Don't blame me. I voted for Gorethar.
22
9%
If the tents a rockin, don't come a knockin.
7
3%
Honk if you love l33t g34r.
9
4%
Forian say, 'Practice random acts randomly'.
27
11%
My summons beat up your honor student.
66
27%
My other car is a T'Nanshi Battle Beetle.
48
19%
Glosht. Not just for breakfast anymore.
19
8%
Ravens do it with their hoods on.
29
12%
Beauty is in the eye of the Beholder.
13
5%
 
Total votes : 248

PostAuthor: PrinceOfCrossbreeds » Sat Apr 30, 2005 12:31 am

"Here comes the purple girls, er... I meant Warrior Maidens"
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PostAuthor: Masterchamber » Sat Apr 30, 2005 2:39 pm

How about:

Goblins love to bump uglies!

What would Malekite do? WWMD

That was as usefull as makeup on a troll!

Dwarfs know how to get down and DIRTY!

Oog chaka Oog, Oog, Oog Chaka. (Dancing baby theme song)

:crazy2:
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PostAuthor: Shinaa » Sat Apr 30, 2005 3:26 pm

"I got pissed on by a bogey in the Fairy Wars and all I got was this stupid bumper sticker."

"Who says Elves can't drive?"

"If you can read this, the Changeling fell off."
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PostAuthor: Nightshade » Sat Apr 30, 2005 5:26 pm

Longswords don't kill PCs, Dev Crit does.

Bitchslap a Warrior Maiden today!

Shadow Dirks: Doing it from behind since 2134.

Fey Wine: Helping Half Orcs get laid since 2134.

1-800-RAVEN, your best bet in locksmiths.
Bloodninja wrote:I need you to talk like a pirate.
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PostAuthor: Glocknal » Sat Apr 30, 2005 10:45 pm

liephus wrote:"Keel elf!"
Signature has been wiped do to invalid url reference...
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PostAuthor: Cougar » Sun May 01, 2005 3:36 am

Female werewolf - a real bitch on a cycle

Xenon worshipping really bites

Caution - I escaped the Elysia Quarentine!! :shock:
I will survive - drunken style
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PostAuthor: Badtznik » Sun May 01, 2005 9:40 am

~I'm not a geek! I'm a level 27 Wizard!~ :P
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PostAuthor: Eindridi » Sun May 01, 2005 12:41 pm

Badtznik wrote:~I'm not a geek! I'm a level 27 Wizard!~ :P
http://www.jinx.com/scripts/details.asp?affid=-1&productID=284
:D
-Bite my 50% miss chance.
-The best thing about D&D is that stupidity is punishable by death.
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PostAuthor: Cougar » Mon May 02, 2005 3:01 am

Heh ... that site does have some great T-shirts

I'm sure we've all been here quite a few times


<img border="0" src="http://www.jinx.com/images/products/110bgBlack.jpg">
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PostAuthor: Paul » Mon May 02, 2005 3:22 am

For the goblins and ogres out there.


Elf: It's whats for dinner!
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PostAuthor: Badtznik » Mon May 02, 2005 8:22 am

Eindridi wrote:
Badtznik wrote:~I'm not a geek! I'm a level 27 Wizard!~ :P
http://www.jinx.com/scripts/details.asp?affid=-1&productID=284
:D


Damn paladins! :x
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PostAuthor: loki70 » Mon May 02, 2005 8:37 am

Got Svartz?
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PostAuthor: Eponine » Mon May 02, 2005 12:48 pm

Great store (Jinx)

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"Life is pain your highness, anyone who says otherwise is selling something"

-illryana (confused monk)
-Eponine Se'nisa (emotional druid)
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PostAuthor: Heronimous Fox » Mon May 02, 2005 7:23 pm

Lots of the above plus

M'chek my day...and

......Gah tu mikonai pushdug buub
(fuck off you stinking human pig)
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PostAuthor: Aloro » Mon May 02, 2005 8:10 pm

"Can't sleep. Sereg will get me."

"T'Nanshi's full. Go home."

"I <3 Powderkegs"

"Mishlekh is my copilot"
Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn wrote:The meaning of earthly existence lies, not as we have grown used to thinking, in prosperity, but in the development of the soul.
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PostAuthor: Heronimous Fox » Mon May 02, 2005 10:09 pm

Maleki has the best chopper in town
You are never orleron on avlis
Silk does it with spite
Wanna see my lesbian pixies
O Ma God
You make me Dru'el
Theres no place like gnomeworld
I kill brownies.....and elf scouts to
Champions of OMa do it with either hand
Equalisers do it evenhandedly
T'Nanshi Beaver is the best .........roast dinner in Silverfalls
Yes its a purple worm ..or...is that a purple worm in your pocket
Hala isnt just a way of cooking
Im a 1%, Ive the best equipment around
One Dre'Anna, two Dre'Anna, three Dre'Anna, four Dre'Anna, (repeat incessantly)
Cha'reth my case
Ebony and Ivory, kill each other with any opportunity
Bodies R Us (Mikona Necromancy Branch)
Is that an invisible mage i see before me?
Buffing is for noobs
Im often found running naked!
Mines a deglosian firespit

and in the true bumper sticker vein

Halfling on board
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PostAuthor: Rain&Clouds » Mon May 02, 2005 10:58 pm

I'm on my naked run
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PostAuthor: Wombatforhire » Mon May 02, 2005 11:06 pm

"In Limbo, no one can hear you moo."

"If you can read this, I'm somewhere between computers."

"A perfect Gentleman"
Say hello to my little friend....
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PostAuthor: Drakuul » Mon May 02, 2005 11:13 pm

If you can read this, you'd better not use it in character.
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PostAuthor: Heronimous Fox » Tue May 03, 2005 7:54 am

A wemic isnt just for christmas.
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PostAuthor: Isengrim » Tue May 03, 2005 10:11 am

My car pwns yoo!
As I could never refuse a woman... ;)
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Ialath Fentellon,
V'sher Shal'ess,
Vittoria Boreas

DanishPastry wrote: Wtf, "Damar Ogdem's Corpse"! That can only mean... HE HAS ASCENDED TO GODHOOD!!11


I killed a PC and all I got was this lousy T-shirt... http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0455.html
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PostAuthor: Heronimous Fox » Tue May 03, 2005 10:32 am

Avlis will be the dearthe of me
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PostAuthor: Plethora » Tue May 03, 2005 10:37 am

Father Nestor for President... Why settle for the lesser evil?
With your feet in the air and your head on the ground
Try this trick and spin it, yeah, Your head will collapse
But there's nothing in it
And you'll ask yourself
Where is my mind
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PostAuthor: Manuel the White » Tue May 03, 2005 2:11 pm

Wombatforhire wrote:"In Limbo, no one can hear you moo."


YES! :lol:
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PostAuthor: Hamlet » Tue May 03, 2005 2:49 pm

    "Fortano! I did your mom!"

    Cheers for Liephus and H. Fox, aaand Plethora :P
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