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I owe, I owe so off to the LRC I go...
8
3%
Don't blame me. I voted for Gorethar.
22
9%
If the tents a rockin, don't come a knockin.
7
3%
Honk if you love l33t g34r.
9
4%
Forian say, 'Practice random acts randomly'.
27
11%
My summons beat up your honor student.
66
27%
My other car is a T'Nanshi Battle Beetle.
48
19%
Glosht. Not just for breakfast anymore.
19
8%
Ravens do it with their hoods on.
29
12%
Beauty is in the eye of the Beholder.
13
5%
 
Total votes : 248

PostAuthor: Alphonse » Thu Apr 28, 2005 8:09 am

girlysprite wrote:*I did Fortano's mom*


This is quite possibly the best ever. I'd buy it
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PostAuthor: girlysprite » Thu Apr 28, 2005 8:36 am

oh yeah and for you al;

I have been asked on an adventure by alphonse. Please kill me.
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PostAuthor: loki70 » Thu Apr 28, 2005 8:52 am

"Druids have wild, monkey sex"

"Mom and Dad went to Deglos, and all I got was this stupid mushroom"
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PostAuthor: Isengrim » Thu Apr 28, 2005 9:43 am

Alphonse wrote:
girlysprite wrote:*I did Fortano's mom*


This is quite possibly the best ever. I'd buy it


Yay, this one is really the best! :D

"Light my torch, n00b"

would be fun, through very obscure. ;)
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PostAuthor: Nimrod25 » Thu Apr 28, 2005 11:25 am

GHENGIZ.KHAN wrote:"Wizards do it with their robes and hats on"


Hey... i only did that once!

How about:

"Welcome to the Rock"

"Quick... save the shrubs!"

"i'm gonna bone arm you real good"

"We maidens only take women!"
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PostAuthor: kazlaan » Thu Apr 28, 2005 11:30 am

"Don't mess with Ferrell" (or which country you like ;) )

"Lag is another word for HELL"
-On a long enough time line the survivor rate for everyone drops to zero-
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PostAuthor: Pandaerus » Thu Apr 28, 2005 12:20 pm

A few Personal ones, by IC encounter:

"Oorayv, the best way to get stoned!"
"Death only comes two ways, front and back"
"HONK for free Dress Styles of Nymphs"
"want a zoo down town? AVLIS makes that happen"
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PostAuthor: Talwin Hawkins » Thu Apr 28, 2005 12:41 pm

Tnanshi Pwns Joo!

and of course gortog

I smash you! I smash you to goo!
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PostAuthor: Isengrim » Thu Apr 28, 2005 12:49 pm

Talwin Hawkins wrote:and of course gortog

I smash you! I smash you to goo!


Wasn't it "Me" instead of "I"? :)
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PostAuthor: Eef » Thu Apr 28, 2005 12:56 pm

Gortog smash! Smash you to GOO!

And of course

"For every time you cyber, a half ogre cuts off the head of a baby wemic and doesn't even care!"
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PostAuthor: Talwin Hawkins » Thu Apr 28, 2005 12:57 pm

"Nerf Mages! Mwhaaaa"

"I hate hips"

"Ban Dev Crit"

"Death Magic Suxorz"
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PostAuthor: Isengrim » Thu Apr 28, 2005 2:12 pm

NERF THEM!!!

:fouet: :haha:
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PostAuthor: DarknessFallsLight » Thu Apr 28, 2005 4:44 pm

*roflmao for hours*

I'll add a few:

"If it aint glowing with pointy ears, it aint worth it"

"My fammiliar pwns your fammiliar"

"oRdeR oF FOriAn"

"mother was a dryad, father was a human, and all I got was this lousy spell res"
Here's to a long life and a merry one, a quick death and an easy one, a pretty girl and an honest one, a cold pint and another one!
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PostAuthor: Drakuul » Thu Apr 28, 2005 4:54 pm

EDF: Give me ambiguity or give me something else.


Ok, that cheered me up a bit :)
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PostAuthor: DrFrog711 » Thu Apr 28, 2005 5:12 pm

"Got Mellowsmoke?" oo8)
C.S. Lewis wrote:If I find in myself a desire which no experience in this world can satisfy, the most probable explanation is that I was made for another world.
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PostAuthor: korak » Thu Apr 28, 2005 6:35 pm

DWARF MERCS: Hi Ho, Hi Ho, it's off to crump we go!!
I hate when I just miss a call by the last ring (Hello? Hello?), but when I immediately call back, it rings nine times and goes to voice-mail. What did you do after I didn't answer? Drop the phone and run away?
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PostAuthor: Final Shinryuu » Thu Apr 28, 2005 6:42 pm

"Don't mess with Ferrell."
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PostAuthor: Zebranky » Thu Apr 28, 2005 8:05 pm

Don't blame me. I voted for Gorethar.

I had one, but I forgot it, and it was boring compared to some of these.

I think the "I did Fortano's mom" sticker would get some odd looks... but it's brilliant! I also like "*nods*".
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PostAuthor: Soshus Eblum » Thu Apr 28, 2005 8:32 pm

I want to raid your persistent Chest
God give you the grace to purge this place
And peace all around may be your fortune

Oh oh children of the land
Love is still the answer, take my hand
The vision fades, a voice I hear
"Listen to the madman!"
Earth = Rock

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PostAuthor: Soshus Eblum » Thu Apr 28, 2005 8:57 pm

Is your God of the Nine?
God give you the grace to purge this place
And peace all around may be your fortune

Oh oh children of the land
Love is still the answer, take my hand
The vision fades, a voice I hear
"Listen to the madman!"
Earth = Rock

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PostAuthor: Isengrim » Fri Apr 29, 2005 8:30 am

If you can read this, crap pants...
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DanishPastry wrote: Wtf, "Damar Ogdem's Corpse"! That can only mean... HE HAS ASCENDED TO GODHOOD!!11


I killed a PC and all I got was this lousy T-shirt... http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0455.html
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PostAuthor: c » Fri Apr 29, 2005 1:52 pm

"I bash things"
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PostAuthor: Starslayer_D » Fri Apr 29, 2005 2:00 pm

*Saver adventuring with Sand*
ashzz: at the very core of the problem is that good characters and organizations can do much more EVIL in the name of good than evil can do evil.
Daerthe: There is only room for so much realism before things start to get silly

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PostAuthor: Isengrim » Fri Apr 29, 2005 3:29 pm

"Proximity guarantees injury or Spite"
As I could never refuse a woman... ;)
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DanishPastry wrote: Wtf, "Damar Ogdem's Corpse"! That can only mean... HE HAS ASCENDED TO GODHOOD!!11


I killed a PC and all I got was this lousy T-shirt... http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0455.html
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PostAuthor: liephus » Fri Apr 29, 2005 3:36 pm

"Keel elf!"
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