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Author: Manuel the White » Wed Apr 27, 2005 7:20 pm
Feel free to add your own....
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Manuel the White - Team Member; Retired with Honors
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Author: Krator » Wed Apr 27, 2005 7:23 pm
Voted for the battle beetle..but: "In the Underdark we don't have speed limits" is nice too 
Playing as: Sir Douglas Hope of Gorethar, old school paladin | Krator Blackfist, gold mage | Warren, half nymph barbarian
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Krator - Elder Sage
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Author: Talwin Hawkins » Wed Apr 27, 2005 7:38 pm
Love my Shrub
Woodsmaster Talon Blade
Battle Sergeant of Le'Nofaythen'T'Nanshi
Former Hero of of Lonovanen'Hirefya
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Battle Sergeant of Le'Nofaythen'T'Nanshi
Former Hero of of Lonovanen'Hirefya
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Deider wrote:Michelle Pfeiffer - I'd drink her bathwater.
http://twitter.com/AJDSullivan
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Talwin Hawkins - Team Member; Retired with Honors
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Author: Rain&Clouds » Wed Apr 27, 2005 7:39 pm
"I (heart) my fey wine"
"Honk if you're in the trust"
"T'Nanshi wants you!" (With that picture from those posters of uncle Sam
)
"Honk if you're in the trust"
"T'Nanshi wants you!" (With that picture from those posters of uncle Sam
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Rain&Clouds - Elder Sage
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Author: Malathyre » Wed Apr 27, 2005 7:44 pm
"Halfling monks do it animal style."
"We don't need no stinkin' summoned badgers!"
"We don't need no stinkin' summoned badgers!"
"The stars predict tomorrow you'll wake up, do a bunch of stuff, and then go back to sleep!"--Your Horoscope for Today, Weird Al Yankovic
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Malathyre - Sage
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Author: Bear » Wed Apr 27, 2005 8:37 pm
Mekekian Army: HUMANS FIRST! We'll stripmine the other nations later.
Maleki: Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies.
Ravens: We've got what it takes to take what you've got!
Order of Gorethar: Some people are only alive because it is illegal to kill them.
If you are psion - think "HONK"
Isamu: You're just jealous because the voices are talking to me and not you!
Theton: My Mom Can Beat Up Your Mom
Maiden’s of Dre’Ana: All Men Are Animals, Some Just Make Better Pets
EDF: Give me ambiguity or give me something else.
Dagath: We are born naked, wet, and hungry. Then things get worse.
Valendel: WANTED: Meaningful overnight relationship.
Hands of Dru’El: Reality is a crutch for people who can't handle drugs.
Maleki: Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies.
Ravens: We've got what it takes to take what you've got!
Order of Gorethar: Some people are only alive because it is illegal to kill them.
If you are psion - think "HONK"
Isamu: You're just jealous because the voices are talking to me and not you!
Theton: My Mom Can Beat Up Your Mom
Maiden’s of Dre’Ana: All Men Are Animals, Some Just Make Better Pets
EDF: Give me ambiguity or give me something else.
Dagath: We are born naked, wet, and hungry. Then things get worse.
Valendel: WANTED: Meaningful overnight relationship.
Hands of Dru’El: Reality is a crutch for people who can't handle drugs.
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Bear - Scholar
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Author: gutemensch » Wed Apr 27, 2005 9:26 pm
"Hmmmm.."
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Author: Elong Singalong » Wed Apr 27, 2005 10:06 pm
oh oh!!
i want one!! where can i buy it?
i want one!! where can i buy it?
playing as:
Elong Singalong (remorted)
Sheela Green
Elong Singalong (remorted)
Sheela Green
What happends in nijmegen stays in nijmegen! *Blames zoe*
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Elong Singalong - Elder Sage
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Author: Nighthawk4 » Wed Apr 27, 2005 10:12 pm
Boss, merchandising idea here
Shadow Dancers do it under HiPS
Plus the classic one from Rich Burlew (OOTS):
Shadow Dancers do it under HiPS
Plus the classic one from Rich Burlew (OOTS):
Vaarsuvius wrote:Good Roleplay does not preclude Fireballing their Asses
Life is never as bad as you think it is, although that doesn't help at the time.
Please visit:
Avlis UK, ACE Forum and SATF Forum
Orleron wrote:I think it's a fun idea if you can idiot-proof it. Problem is God always builds a better idiot.
Please visit:
Avlis UK, ACE Forum and SATF Forum
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Author: Manuel the White » Wed Apr 27, 2005 10:35 pm
Just thought of a funny one...
"In case of ascension, car will be unmanned."
"In case of ascension, car will be unmanned."
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Manuel the White - Team Member; Retired with Honors
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Author: Tristan_Durst » Wed Apr 27, 2005 11:05 pm
"What happens in Ferrell, stays in Ferrell"
"I got pwn in the warzone, and all I got was this lousy bumpersticker."
"Feywine, Mellowsmoke, and Bards. Who can ask for more?"
"I got pwn in the warzone, and all I got was this lousy bumpersticker."
"Feywine, Mellowsmoke, and Bards. Who can ask for more?"
"The best way to start something, is to stop talking, and start doing." - Walter E. Disney
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Tristan_Durst - Scholar of Fools
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Author: Eponine » Thu Apr 28, 2005 12:48 am
Dre'Ana is my Co-pilot
I brake for Crop Rats
One Fey Wine, Two Fey Wine, Three Fey Wine, Floor!
If you can read this - I have lost my Cloak +3
This is your brain. This is your brain on Avlis.
I brake for Crop Rats
One Fey Wine, Two Fey Wine, Three Fey Wine, Floor!
If you can read this - I have lost my Cloak +3
This is your brain. This is your brain on Avlis.
"Life is pain your highness, anyone who says otherwise is selling something"
-illryana (confused monk)
-Eponine Se'nisa (emotional druid)
-illryana (confused monk)
-Eponine Se'nisa (emotional druid)
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Eponine - Scholar of Fools
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Author: Baralis Truthbender » Thu Apr 28, 2005 12:56 am
Maleki: Chaos. Panic. Massacre. My work is done.
The Bridgekeeper vs King Arthur:
"WHAT...is your name?"
"Arthur, King of the Brits."
"WHAT...is your quest?"
"To find the Holy Grail."
"WHAT...is the average speed of a swallow?"
"An African or a European one?"
"Well I don't knooAAAARGH!"
Bedevere feat. Arthur:
"How do know so much about swallows?"
"Well, you have to know these things when you're a king, you know."
"WHAT...is your name?"
"Arthur, King of the Brits."
"WHAT...is your quest?"
"To find the Holy Grail."
"WHAT...is the average speed of a swallow?"
"An African or a European one?"
"Well I don't knooAAAARGH!"
Bedevere feat. Arthur:
"How do know so much about swallows?"
"Well, you have to know these things when you're a king, you know."
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Baralis Truthbender - Apprentice Scholar
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Author: drunkenpig » Thu Apr 28, 2005 2:21 am
My AKN Apprentice Beat Up Your AAAA Apprentice
Le'On Dracous
Wemic Barbarian / Sorcerer
Senior Journeyman - Avlis Arms and Armour Association
Apprentice - Guild for Advancement of Knowledge in Nature
Sorcerer - Red Order of the Flame
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People just don't understand how difficult torture can be.
It's hell on the nails.
Wemic Barbarian / Sorcerer
Senior Journeyman - Avlis Arms and Armour Association
Apprentice - Guild for Advancement of Knowledge in Nature
Sorcerer - Red Order of the Flame
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People just don't understand how difficult torture can be.
It's hell on the nails.
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Author: ReallyStupidGuy » Thu Apr 28, 2005 2:34 am
Pit fiend could kick any honor students ass!
Bashthraka
Durub of the Zu'tah Shak Brotherhood
Advocate of the holy order of Valok
Soldier in the alpha corps
Journeyman of the 4A
Durub of the Zu'tah Shak Brotherhood
Advocate of the holy order of Valok
Soldier in the alpha corps
Journeyman of the 4A
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ReallyStupidGuy - Scholar of Fools
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Author: Boo_Bear » Thu Apr 28, 2005 2:47 am
these are great! I thought of one but I'm sure I'm spelling it wrong.
Rothe: it's what's for dinner!
Rothe: it's what's for dinner!
Abbie the Cat:
sometimes people are good
but don't tell them that
it only makes them think they're better than you
sometimes people are good
but don't tell them that
it only makes them think they're better than you
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Author: leprechaun » Thu Apr 28, 2005 3:09 am
it was a tough decision between, "My summons beat up your honor student" and "Ravens do it with their hoods on."
I hate honor students
I hate honor students
Nobody listens to me until I fart.
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Author: Nevyn » Thu Apr 28, 2005 3:11 am
Bear wrote:Order of Gorethar: Some people are only alive because it is illegal to kill them.
Love this one
It applies to RL too..
"No greater love hath a man than he lay down his life for his brother. Not for millions, .. not for glory, not for fame. For one person, .. in the dark .. where no one will ever know .. or see."
B5 - Comes the Inquisitor
B5 - Comes the Inquisitor
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Author: GHENGIZ.KHAN » Thu Apr 28, 2005 6:37 am
"Hows my fighting? Dial 1-800-Blow-Me"
"2 Fireballs are better than 1"
"Let me M'Chek your day"
"Wizards do it with their robes and hats on"
"2 Fireballs are better than 1"
"Let me M'Chek your day"
"Wizards do it with their robes and hats on"
Nothing thats worth having in this world comes easily.
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GHENGIZ.KHAN - Elder Sage
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Author: girlysprite » Thu Apr 28, 2005 7:20 am
*I did Fortano's mom*
Gaming doesn't make people voilent, lag does
<Dimotane> I think deep down, when we're honest with ourselves... we're all a pregnant male elf.
<Dimotane> I think deep down, when we're honest with ourselves... we're all a pregnant male elf.
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