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The answer to M'Chek's problems is:

Kill the elves!
32
10%
Kill the humans!
33
11%
Negotiation
23
7%
Mellowsmoke Weed
58
19%
Heal the land
85
28%
Expansion
14
5%
Birth Control
47
15%
There is no answer
16
5%
 
Total votes : 308

PostAuthor: Alphonse » Mon Jan 10, 2005 1:04 pm

THE HOFF!!

*jumps on the hoff bandwagon, and gives out chest wigs to all*

The hoff is the solution
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PostAuthor: Snow » Mon Jan 10, 2005 2:10 pm

*posts some Hoff porn all over Mikona*

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PostAuthor: Havoulov » Mon Jan 10, 2005 2:55 pm

Gotta say da plant dude! Smoke?Yes! have sex? maybe later. Responsibility? NO THANKS! only problem to solve then is da munchies....
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PostAuthor: Penumbra » Mon Jan 10, 2005 3:00 pm

Havoulov wrote: only problem to solve then is da munchies....

Now isn't that the problem in M'Chek already? :wink:
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PostAuthor: Moonyju » Mon Jan 10, 2005 3:26 pm

I hesitated between negotiate, heal the land and of course the mellowsmoke!

Since negotiation doesn't seem to have worked so far and that the suggestions of holding "farming schools" or whatever doesn't seem to have been accepted, I say "heal the land" meaning they should find a way to drain water from rivers to irrigate the lands. That would help. And if they've already tried it, well... try again! Squash your pride with your feet and ask for help. The M'Chek have many powerful mages and druids and surely many smart people who can figure something out, right? That way, they'll get to have both food for themselves, food to sell and mellowsmoke to enjoy. In short, use those pretty heads to think of a strategy to help the people and the land instead of focusing on killing the elves. That didn't get them far so far and it will never will, unless the elves give up... which I doubt they will.

Ok... Maybe I think too much...give the girl no sleep at all for one night and see where she gets to. (pretty much nowhere I know hehe)

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PostAuthor: GHENGIZ.KHAN » Mon Jan 10, 2005 3:46 pm

Erm, what problem? I don't know of any problem. The war? Oh sorry is that a problem then? :D
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PostAuthor: Scotch » Mon Jan 10, 2005 3:51 pm

gotta go with the herb
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PostAuthor: b.ames » Mon Jan 10, 2005 4:29 pm

I'd have to say feed the homeless to the hungry. Sure it's cliche', but it works damn it!
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PostAuthor: szabot » Mon Jan 10, 2005 4:32 pm

Same solution as in RL: heal the land and birth control. Also, more equitable food distribution.

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PostAuthor: TripleAught » Mon Jan 17, 2005 11:41 pm

b.ames wrote:I'd have to say feed the homeless to the hungry. Sure it's cliche', but it works damn it!


*begins plans to burn down all the homes of M'Chek soliders*

I'll get the food supply ready. :twisted:
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PostAuthor: denor firefly » Tue Jan 18, 2005 8:59 am

Encourage nature to do some human genocide. It worked for rabbits why not for humans.

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PostAuthor: kombinat » Tue Jan 18, 2005 9:24 am

Only 10% Kill the Humans votes?? Come on you CG folk, get voting!
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PostAuthor: warbosspeter » Thu Jan 20, 2005 10:47 am

Well i voted on heal the land , but that wil not solve the problem. They are full of hatred and grief. That will not go away when the land is healed.

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