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The Avlis Irreverence Awards 2016

PostAuthor: SaraEF » Sat Dec 10, 2016 9:47 pm

Oh yes, it's that time of year again. Half as prestigious as Roleplayer of the Year and a quarter as funny, it's the twelfth annual (except last year, don't ask about last year) Irreverence Awards!

It's like the Oscars, but with your favourite Avlis characters. Here are the twenty categories for 2016:

1, Death of the Year

2, More Guts than Glory

3, Elf in a Bathrobe

4, The Vintrinia Carnen Trophy for Sickest Burns

5, Least Effective

6, Oblivious to the Obvious

7, Zombie Award

8, Happy Camper

9, The Dobrekan Landscaping, Inc. Award for Most Catastrophic Use of Magic

10, The Middle

11, Skywalker Award

12, The VoidHamlet Appreciation Medal for Shiniest New Thing

13, Spanish Inquisition

14, The Burnham’s Hall Event of the Year Award

15, Most Likely to Die

16, The Janur da Medican Prize for Most Gratuitous RP Martyrdom

17, Shoes we’d Least Like to Fill

18, The Miette Hartley Ribbon for Exceptional Disregard of Allies

19, Solo-est

20, The Plethora Prize


Same deal as last time, for voting:

* Please select only one character per category!
* Please fill out the form as completely as you can! More nominations = more good.
* Please include comments with as many nominations as you can! The most amusing comments will be included in the results. Half the fun is in the comments!
* In the event of a tie, whichever nomination has the best comments/stories to go with it will win. This is decided by how hard I laughed/how seriously I spilled my drink when reading it.
* Send your nominations to this forum account (SaraEF). Please make it obvious in the title that it's for the Irreverence Awards!
* Voting closes at 22:00 GMT on the 30th of December. Results will be up a day or two later.

Remember that no clarification on categories is provided (they're whatever you make of them) and the Irreverence Awards are in no way associated with, sponsored by or anything else'd by the Avlis Team. The Irreverence Awards are also not sponsored by Burnham's Eventing Hall, the finest venue for all your function and event hosting needs! Located outside Mikona.

With thanks to Eklektikos, Lycanthropy, TwilightBella, Xaila, Stormhammer, PsiOmega and Grunt for their input. Special apologies to tindertwiggy for continuing to beat his format to death.

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Re: The Avlis Irreverence Awards 2016

PostAuthor: SaraEF » Tue Dec 13, 2016 4:57 pm

Plenty of votes in already, but plenty more to come! Vooooote!
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Re: The Avlis Irreverence Awards 2016

PostAuthor: SaraEF » Sun Dec 18, 2016 4:55 am

You're going to get really bored of me bumping this. The only option is for literally everyone to vote, so I have no one to pester anymore.
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Re: The Avlis Irreverence Awards 2016

PostAuthor: tindertwiggy » Sun Dec 18, 2016 10:28 am

Your use of commas in an ordinal list triggers me. Otherwise, it's all yours.
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Re: The Avlis Irreverence Awards 2016

PostAuthor: SaraEF » Fri Dec 23, 2016 5:31 pm

I like big votes and I cannot lie.
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Re: The Avlis Irreverence Awards 2016

PostAuthor: SaraEF » Wed Dec 28, 2016 4:56 am

Only a couple days left!
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Re: The Avlis Irreverence Awards 2016

PostAuthor: SaraEF » Thu Dec 29, 2016 11:02 pm

Twenty-something hours left! Get 'em in!
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Re: The Avlis Irreverence Awards 2016

PostAuthor: SaraEF » Fri Dec 30, 2016 3:55 pm

Every time I spam here I get more entries. Only a few hours left! Don't have to fill every category if you don't want!
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Re: The Avlis Irreverence Awards 2016

PostAuthor: Tulip » Fri Dec 30, 2016 7:58 pm

PC++;

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Re: The Avlis Irreverence Awards 2016

PostAuthor: SaraEF » Sun Jan 01, 2017 2:44 am

Results post ahoy, cap'n!

1, Death of the Year
Winner: Geris Grey - "Did anyone else die?"

2, More Guts than Glory
Winner: Tor Varson - "Also more guts than brains, more guts than clothing, more guts than tact..."

Honourable Mention: The Rest of the Ice Turtles - "who I think have managed to died in more dungeons then they have actually entered…"

3, Elf in a Bathrobe
Winner: Ewnin - "with bathrobes of technicolor destruction +10"

Honourable Mention: Sarith (???)

4, The Vintrinia Carnen Trophy for Sickest Burns
Winner: Lilliana Be'letane

Honourable Mentions: Fletcher Millstone, Ronan and Magnus Khan's Facial Hair

5, Least Effective
Winner: Archibald Thel - "You mean I have to vote for him again?"

Honourable Mentions: The Ebony Order, the Ivory Order and Adalwyn.

6, Oblivious to the Obvious
Winner: Glorandrea - "we love you, really"

7, Zombie Award
Winner: Tor Varson - "he is a rock... or on one"

Honourable Mention: Tor's Stone, Literally Every High Level Crafter

8, Happy Camper
Winner: Ony

Honourable Mentions: Everyone in Deglos hunting Golem Swords, Everyone on M'Chek hunting Sand Lizards

9, The Dobrekan Landscaping, Inc. Award for Most Catastrophic Use of Magic
Winner: Kassha Firehart - "for taking on the soul of a teen princess"

Honourable Mentions: A Variety of Sunscream NPCs, The Entire Concept of Hel'byssia

10, The Middle
Winner: Nimonay Domari

11, Skywalker Award
Winner: Ariana - "the dark side has cookies"

Honourable Mentions: Thorfinn Kiff and Lilliana Be'letane

12, The VoidHamlet Appreciation Medal for Shiniest New Thing
Winner: /who and /lfp - "the best" (shoutout to Seka, whose shiny thing it was)

13, Spanish Inquisition
Winner: Adalwyn - "nobody touches Paladins"

Honourable Mentions: MJ, Fellock and Ronan Ceril

14, The Burnham’s Hall Event of the Year Award
Winner: Reunion Weekend

15, Most Likely to Die
Winner: Rade

16, The Janur da Medican Prize for Most Gratuitous RP Martyrdom
Winner: Fletcher Millstone - "he'll wear anything to win a costume contest"

17, Shoes we’d Least Like to Fill
Winner: VoidHamlet - "you have no idea"

Honourable Mention: Fellock

18, The Miette Hartley Ribbon for Exceptional Disregard of Allies
Winner: Zerub - "it's the spitting"

Honourable Mention: Dameon

19, Solo-est
Winner: Ony

Honourable Mention: Literally Every High Level Crafter

20, The Plethora Prize
Winner: Plethora



BONUS ROUND!

21, The Micah Ormane Prize for Narcissism
Winner: Nawen

22, The "This Means I'm Popular, Right?" Prize for Being Nominated in Pretty Much Every Category, Even the Inappropriate Ones
Winner: Adalwyn

23, The "How Drunk Were You When You Wrote This?" Merit
Winner: Micah and Plethora

24, The "That Wasn't Even Close, Huh?" Medal for Most Unanimous Category
Winner: Reunion Weekend really was event of the year.


Thanks for the votes, everyone! Turnout was great this time.
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Re: The Avlis Irreverence Awards 2016

PostAuthor: Ronan » Sun Jan 01, 2017 4:03 am

Thank goodness I didn't get the "Catastrophic Use of Magic" award this year!
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Re: The Avlis Irreverence Awards 2016

PostAuthor: Plethora » Sun Jan 01, 2017 4:08 am

23, The "How Drunk Were You When You Wrote This?" Merit
Winner: Micah and Plethora


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Re: The Avlis Irreverence Awards 2016

PostAuthor: Micah » Sun Jan 01, 2017 4:22 am

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Re: The Avlis Irreverence Awards 2016

PostAuthor: gutemensch » Sun Jan 01, 2017 4:31 am

21, The Micah Ormane Prize for Narcissism
Winner: Nawen


I so accept this on behalf of Nawen and I'd like to thank all including Nawen and mostly Nawen for this honor and Pleth too.
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Re: The Avlis Irreverence Awards 2016

PostAuthor: AShadowsWhisper » Sun Jan 01, 2017 6:31 am

I think I am honored!! I so love these things
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Re: The Avlis Irreverence Awards 2016

PostAuthor: Kanos » Sun Jan 01, 2017 8:01 am

11, Skywalker Award
Winner: Ariana - "the dark side has cookies"



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Re: The Avlis Irreverence Awards 2016

PostAuthor: silverfields2 » Sun Jan 01, 2017 2:32 pm

I think I should feel honored for not having won?. X:|

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Re: The Avlis Irreverence Awards 2016

PostAuthor: tizmo » Sun Jan 01, 2017 4:22 pm

    3, Elf in a Bathrobe
    Winner: Ewnin - "with bathrobes of technicolor destruction +10"

Winwin thanks you for the votes :prost:

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Re: The Avlis Irreverence Awards 2016

PostAuthor: Darkfire » Sun Jan 01, 2017 5:30 pm

I accept my honorable mention with honor. You see casting, don't stand in it! >_>
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Re: The Avlis Irreverence Awards 2016

PostAuthor: Zerub » Sun Jan 01, 2017 6:44 pm

18, The Miette Hartley Ribbon for Exceptional Disregard of Allies
Winner: Zerub - "it's the spitting"


WHAT! Really? It's not like he actually spits on his allies.....well....not that I recall.

*Starts making plans for his de-level and coming back full mage except for level 1 and taking away the "9. The Dobrekan Landscaping, Inc. Award for Most Catastrophic Use of Magic" trophy!

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Re: The Avlis Irreverence Awards 2016

PostAuthor: Auriane » Sun Jan 01, 2017 8:10 pm

*Glora blusters in tears* What? Nobody loves me really...
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Re: The Avlis Irreverence Awards 2016

PostAuthor: Chasman » Wed Jan 04, 2017 10:40 am

Thanks to everyone from Adalwyn, even you godless heathens who he will destroy one day.
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