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The answer to M'Chek's problems is:

Kill the elves!
32
10%
Kill the humans!
33
11%
Negotiation
23
7%
Mellowsmoke Weed
58
19%
Heal the land
85
28%
Expansion
14
5%
Birth Control
47
15%
There is no answer
16
5%
 
Total votes : 308

PostAuthor: diddeecoy » Thu Sep 04, 2003 9:39 am

Vroshgrak wrote:im the only druid who voted for "kill all the humans" instead of "healing the land" haha


just leave that small percentage that had the sense to swear allegiance to the forest? That would leave only the clever ones and would be a good boost to overall genetic fitness?
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PostAuthor: White-Raven » Thu Sep 04, 2003 9:41 am

Only heal that land is not enought, need birth controll too, else same problems will araise again.

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PostAuthor: Khaelindra » Thu Sep 04, 2003 11:25 am

Dirk Cutlass wrote:
[Edit: shame Bioware stopped you from summoning earth elementals :( ]


Don't worry, some of us druids make very nice earth elementals... :shock:

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PostAuthor: Lafferty » Thu Sep 04, 2003 12:34 pm

go birth control - go
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PostAuthor: Baratin Gilden » Thu Sep 04, 2003 1:22 pm

Aradan Kir wrote:
Mind you, after 50 years of warfare, I think it will be a long time before men and elves trust each other again ...... perhaps this is where the mellowsmoke weed comes in!?


50 years of War!? Surely the population has been reduced sufficiently, that feeding the survivors is no longer a problem?

I blame "Wizard Spice", it makes you Horny! And this is the reason for the population explosion!
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PostAuthor: marauder » Fri Sep 05, 2003 3:52 am

I can't believe kill the humans got more votes than killing the elves...you bastards!
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PostAuthor: Xiaou » Sat Sep 06, 2003 7:29 pm

1.) The Sereg are genocidal, not the T'Nanshi army
2.) The spite is a clever land fertilization project designed to look like a biological weapon TO THE UNTRAINED EYE
3.) The warrior maidens are available to patrol Mikona to spread lies, innuendo and disparaging comments against certain men until birth control becomes available because stupid *cough* Resinstag *cough* people shouldn't breed.
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PostAuthor: Ashlynn » Sat Sep 06, 2003 7:50 pm

Xiaou wrote:3.) The warrior maidens are available to patrol Mikona to spread lies, innuendo and disparaging comments against certain men until birth control becomes available because stupid *cough* Resinstag *cough* people shouldn't breed.


What would Maidens know about birth control and breeding?

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PostAuthor: Reinstag » Sat Sep 06, 2003 8:06 pm

Xiaou wrote:1.) The Sereg are genocidal, not the T'Nanshi army

I know of at least one T'Nanshi officer who gave gear and gold to the Sereg to support them early on.
2.) The spite is a clever land fertilization project designed to look like a biological weapon TO THE UNTRAINED EYE

For his next trick folks, he will be pulling his head ~out~ of his ass! :D
3.) The warrior maidens are available to patrol Mikona to spread lies, innuendo and disparaging comments against certain men until birth control becomes available because stupid *cough* Resinstag *cough* people shouldn't breed.

You are so right, stupid people shouldn't breed. Guess thats why there are so few elves: they take their own advice. :D
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PostAuthor: Diamond » Sun Sep 07, 2003 1:34 am

Ashlynn wrote:
Xiaou wrote:3.) The warrior maidens are available to patrol Mikona to spread lies, innuendo and disparaging comments against certain men until birth control becomes available because stupid *cough* Resinstag *cough* people shouldn't breed.


What would Maidens know about birth control and breeding?


They read books ;)

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PostAuthor: maxinion » Sun Sep 07, 2003 3:34 pm

Wait.... they can READ?
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PostAuthor: Pharik » Sun Sep 07, 2003 3:50 pm

Ashlynn wrote:
Xiaou wrote:3.) The warrior maidens are available to patrol Mikona to spread lies, innuendo and disparaging comments against certain men until birth control becomes available because stupid *cough* Resinstag *cough* people shouldn't breed.


What would Maidens know about birth control and breeding?


Hmm wasnt Misty a maiden ?

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PostAuthor: Frawick » Tue Sep 09, 2003 9:49 pm

Kill the elves you'll get the spite
kill the humans it's rather nice
Smoke the weed you grow dumb
no sex you'll eat your thumb...

(made up a bunch of bullshit for no reason)

Kill the humans! Rawr! (don't know why i'm sayin that, I mean my one char is in the M'chek army.....)
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PostAuthor: Manuel the White » Thu Sep 11, 2003 3:00 pm

I'd like to publicly acknowledge the nice lady running about Mikona dropping mellowsmoke weed all over the city. Nice touch. Don't worry, your secrets safe with me.

Funny thing is, seems as though folks couldn't snatch it up fast enough. You'd better bring a cartful next time!
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PostAuthor: blackrose69 » Fri Sep 12, 2003 7:02 am

I think I got all of it the first time. :D
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PostAuthor: Sydney Losstarot » Fri Sep 12, 2003 2:41 pm

:twisted: I vote for ruthless expansion! Healing the land, mellowsmoke and killing all the Elves as some would like can wait. M'Chek should attack at full force and take land piece by piece and then holding it with the ferocity a beast protects its cups. Of course I would advice T'Nanshi to do the very same thing :twisted:

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PostAuthor: FunkOdyssey » Fri Sep 12, 2003 3:22 pm

Ever thought about a career in the Army? If you have a PC with this much enthusiasm for wiping out elves please get in touch with Roland.
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PostAuthor: Shad0wDragyn47 » Sat Sep 13, 2003 1:41 am

Go Funk, spreading our new recruitment program!

*conscripts thousands of unwitting commoners into the army* :twisted:
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PostAuthor: Titanium Dragon » Sun Sep 14, 2003 9:05 am

What? You mean the crazy evil people in the T'Nanshi army haven't wiped out every commoner in M'Chek yet? Sorry, our bad. I'm sure someone will fix that mistake :twisted:
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PostAuthor: Steve Lacy » Mon Sep 22, 2003 12:40 am

hmmmmm.
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land issue..

PostAuthor: Kyle Stormshield » Tue Nov 18, 2003 4:35 am

I say they ought to join forces using the M'cheken(sp?) fleet and go eradicate the orc lands or even the lizard lands as they are closer and the Elves could assault by land and the humans by sea.
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PostAuthor: Praetor » Mon Dec 08, 2003 4:16 am

Heal the land - 30% [ 56 ]

All I have to say is... holy crap, where did all the tree-huggers come from since I was gone? There have always been too many of them, but that is ridiculous.
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PostAuthor: stoertebeker » Mon Dec 08, 2003 6:33 am

57 now 8)
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PostAuthor: Ragin » Mon Jan 10, 2005 12:23 pm

Birth control sounds good, more mistresses for corrupt officials and a dramatically reduced chance of being caught is always wonderful...



On the other hand watching elves and humans beat each like pinatas is always a good laugh.




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PostAuthor: Ben DeVeny » Mon Jan 10, 2005 1:03 pm

Praetor wrote:Heal the land - 30% [ 56 ]

All I have to say is... holy crap, where did all the tree-huggers come from since I was gone? There have always been too many of them, but that is ridiculous.


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