The answer to M'Chek's problems is:

[diddeecoy]

im the only druid who voted for "kill all the humans" instead of "healing the land" haha

just leave that small percentage that had the sense to swear allegiance to the forest? That would leave only the clever ones and would be a good boost to overall genetic fitness?

[White-Raven]

Only heal that land is not enought, need birth controll too, else same problems will araise again.

[Khaelindra]

[Edit: shame Bioware stopped you from summoning earth elementals ]

Don't worry, some of us druids make very nice earth elementals...

[Lafferty]

go birth control - go

[Baratin Gilden]

Mind you, after 50 years of warfare, I think it will be a long time before men and elves trust each other again ...... perhaps this is where the mellowsmoke weed comes in!?

50 years of War!? Surely the population has been reduced sufficiently, that feeding the survivors is no longer a problem?

I blame "Wizard Spice", it makes you Horny! And this is the reason for the population explosion!

[marauder]

I can't believe kill the humans got more votes than killing the elves...you bastards!

[Xiaou]

1.) The Sereg are genocidal, not the T'Nanshi army
2.) The spite is a clever land fertilization project designed to look like a biological weapon TO THE UNTRAINED EYE
3.) The warrior maidens are available to patrol Mikona to spread lies, innuendo and disparaging comments against certain men until birth control becomes available because stupid *cough* Resinstag *cough* people shouldn't breed.

[Ashlynn]

3.) The warrior maidens are available to patrol Mikona to spread lies, innuendo and disparaging comments against certain men until birth control becomes available because stupid *cough* Resinstag *cough* people shouldn't breed.

What would Maidens know about birth control and breeding?

[Reinstag]

1.) The Sereg are genocidal, not the T'Nanshi army

I know of at least one T'Nanshi officer who gave gear and gold to the Sereg to support them early on.

2.) The spite is a clever land fertilization project designed to look like a biological weapon TO THE UNTRAINED EYE

For his next trick folks, he will be pulling his head ~out~ of his ass!

3.) The warrior maidens are available to patrol Mikona to spread lies, innuendo and disparaging comments against certain men until birth control becomes available because stupid *cough* Resinstag *cough* people shouldn't breed.

You are so right, stupid people shouldn't breed. Guess thats why there are so few elves: they take their own advice.

[Diamond]

3.) The warrior maidens are available to patrol Mikona to spread lies, innuendo and disparaging comments against certain men until birth control becomes available because stupid *cough* Resinstag *cough* people shouldn't breed.

What would Maidens know about birth control and breeding?

They read books

[maxinion]

Wait.... they can READ?

[Pharik]

3.) The warrior maidens are available to patrol Mikona to spread lies, innuendo and disparaging comments against certain men until birth control becomes available because stupid *cough* Resinstag *cough* people shouldn't breed.

What would Maidens know about birth control and breeding?

Hmm wasnt Misty a maiden ?

[Frawick]

Kill the elves you'll get the spite
kill the humans it's rather nice
Smoke the weed you grow dumb
no sex you'll eat your thumb...

(made up a bunch of bullshit for no reason)

Kill the humans! Rawr! (don't know why i'm sayin that, I mean my one char is in the M'chek army.....)

[Manuel the White]

I'd like to publicly acknowledge the nice lady running about Mikona dropping mellowsmoke weed all over the city. Nice touch. Don't worry, your secrets safe with me.

Funny thing is, seems as though folks couldn't snatch it up fast enough. You'd better bring a cartful next time!

[blackrose69]

I think I got all of it the first time.

[Sydney Losstarot]

I vote for ruthless expansion! Healing the land, mellowsmoke and killing all the Elves as some would like can wait. M'Chek should attack at full force and take land piece by piece and then holding it with the ferocity a beast protects its cups. Of course I would advice T'Nanshi to do the very same thing

[FunkOdyssey]

Ever thought about a career in the Army? If you have a PC with this much enthusiasm for wiping out elves please get in touch with Roland.

[Shad0wDragyn47]

Go Funk, spreading our new recruitment program!

*conscripts thousands of unwitting commoners into the army*

[Titanium Dragon]

What? You mean the crazy evil people in the T'Nanshi army haven't wiped out every commoner in M'Chek yet? Sorry, our bad. I'm sure someone will fix that mistake

[Steve Lacy]

hmmmmm.

[Kyle Stormshield]

I say they ought to join forces using the M'cheken(sp?) fleet and go eradicate the orc lands or even the lizard lands as they are closer and the Elves could assault by land and the humans by sea.

[Praetor]

Heal the land - 30% [ 56 ]

All I have to say is... holy crap, where did all the tree-huggers come from since I was gone? There have always been too many of them, but that is ridiculous.

[stoertebeker]

57 now

[Ragin]

Birth control sounds good, more mistresses for corrupt officials and a dramatically reduced chance of being caught is always wonderful...



On the other hand watching elves and humans beat each like pinatas is always a good laugh.




Pass the pop corn! Some weird elf name the Tree Hugger is fighting Chuck Pigfarmer!

[Ben DeVeny]

Heal the land - 30% [ 56 ]

All I have to say is... holy crap, where did all the tree-huggers come from since I was gone? There have always been too many of them, but that is ridiculous.

*hugs a tree*
If the current M'chek war budget was redirected to pay an order of druids to make the land productive, everyone would be happy and well served.

-shen