* DrB4 watches Houston flood... again<Quizi> use this
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Weather_modification<DrB4> See
<DrB4> I work in the oil industry
<DrB4> we are the ultimate weather modifyers.
<DrB4> and everybody knows tornados only hit trailer parks
<Quizi> or maybe just try shooing it away with a broom
<DrB4> nah
<DrB4> I do shit like
<DrB4> order pizza
<DrB4> so the pizza guy has to run to my front door afdte driving his tiny car through the flooded road
<DrB4> and I stand in the way and am slow and clumsy
<DrB4> making him stand in the rain
* refminion remembers the poor waitress in New York<DrB4> *shifty eyes*
<DrB4> that's like Pleth's favorite ben story ref
<refminion> haha
<DrB4> when trying to explain me, she explains that.
<refminion> You or me B4?
<DrB4> go for it
<refminion> We're in NY. I think it was me, Pleth, B4, Ens Grunt, PJ and maybe Krackq.
<refminion> Looking around for breakfast and end up in this fancy place.
<refminion> None of us expect Ens looking remotely fancy.
<refminion> They have fresh orange juice on the menu.
<refminion> And B4 starts asking the waitress is it fresh squeezed or frozen immediatly after squeezing, stored under liquid nitrogen and then thawed that morning.
<refminion> Then explains chemical engineering stuff for context.
<refminion> Girl gets quite confused and flustered.
<refminion> "I don't know it just says fresh"
* krackq0 remembers this!* refminion can't for the life of him remember if it was fresh or not<refminion> We finish up, pay, tip and leave.
<refminion> Ens leaves a note by the cheque.
<refminion> "I deeply apologise for my husband"
