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Re: Player Quotes Needed

PostAuthor: Hamlet » Sun Nov 02, 2014 3:14 pm

Don't ask, don't tell wrote:Lucas: Let's get after him before he murders the dwarf for being a cross dresser.
Lucas: Not that there is anything wrong with that.
Perin Hazeltoes: Cross dressing or killing him?
Sunshine Stormchaser: Both, eh?
Lucas: Cross dressing.
Lucas: Murder is sometimes wrong.
Lucas: *solemnly*
Sunshine Stormchaser: Hmph.
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Re: Player Quotes Needed

PostAuthor: Lycanthropy » Sun Nov 02, 2014 11:12 pm

Stook: [Talk] *sings* I know what dwarves like
Stook: [Talk] *sings* I know what paladins want
Stook: [Talk] *sings* They want to smite me...
Stook: [Talk] *sings* I never let them!
Stook: [Talk] heh heh
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Re: Player Quotes Needed

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Re: Player Quotes Needed

PostAuthor: LadyAwesome » Tue Nov 18, 2014 2:25 am

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Re: Player Quotes Needed

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Re: Player Quotes Needed

PostAuthor: TwiBel » Thu Jan 22, 2015 3:51 am

Helper Golem Alpha-Nine: [Talk] *his metal face fixes you with a stare, eyes whirring as they focus*
Helper Golem Alpha-Nine: [Talk] AH YES
Helper Golem Alpha-Nine: [Talk] A PLEASURE
Helper Golem Alpha-Nine: [Talk] TARUMA
Helper Golem Alpha-Nine: [Talk] LOVELY TO MEET YOU
Helper Golem Alpha-Nine: [Talk] *he reaches into a small storage compartment at his waist and unfurls a large sack made of inexpensive burlap*
Helper Golem Alpha-Nine: [Talk] GET IN THE BAG
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Re: Player Quotes Needed

PostAuthor: SaraEF » Sun Jan 25, 2015 6:07 pm

Jacksen Aiken: Well, theres always my favorite traveling backup *points to vincent*
Jacksen Aiken: Granted we may end up in tyedu.
Vincent Sinnock: I hear the snowfall in Tyedu is nice this time of year Jacksen.
Jacksen Aiken: I wouldn't mind*shrugs*
Senath : ~the snowfall of Tyedu this time of year is deathly-cold and hazardous to all life~
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Re: Player Quotes Needed

PostAuthor: S?retur » Mon Jan 26, 2015 12:12 am

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Sweet and tart, Narwë is the proverbial Granny Smith of the role-play universe. [Anonymous]
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Re: Player Quotes Needed

PostAuthor: Sarmanos » Tue Jan 27, 2015 3:33 am

Geris finally admits the truth.

[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] [Mon Jan 26 22:32:17] Geris 'Grey: It never stays up.
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] [Mon Jan 26 22:32:21] Geris 'Grey: It just slips back down.
Vetinari: I have noted before that you have a definite anti-authoritarian streak, Commander.
Vimes: Sir?
Vetinari: You seem to have retained this even though you are Authority.
Vimes: Sir?
Vetinari: That's practically Zen.
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Re: Player Quotes Needed

PostAuthor: TwiBel » Tue Feb 10, 2015 10:39 pm

Lilliana Be'letane: No meat for me, please.
Waitin' Goblin: *gives Lilly a scandalised look*
Waitin' Goblin: one a dose huh
Waitin' Goblin: yoo know
Waitin' Goblin: elfs
Lilliana Be'letane: *Requests the vegetarian menu at the goblin restaurant, fully expecting this to go well*
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Re: Player Quotes Needed

PostAuthor: S?retur » Tue Feb 10, 2015 11:30 pm

A Warden: [Talk] Are you prepared to give your very being to seal away the great evil, and to prevent the three armies of darkness from destroying all we hold dear? *to Narwe*
Narwë: [Talk] We of the Council of Dagath know we are expendable in the defence of the Cycle. Ultimate sacrifice is nothing new to us.

Narwë keeps her expectations of herself and those around her to a reasonable minimum. No pressure. 8-)
Sweet and tart, Narwë is the proverbial Granny Smith of the role-play universe. [Anonymous]
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Re: Player Quotes Needed

PostAuthor: TwiBel » Tue Feb 17, 2015 5:49 am

Lilliana Be'letane: Can someone name me a Quasi-Element, and the two planes it lies between?
Vastin Dermane: Salt.
Vastin Dermane: Between negative and water..
Lilliana Be'letane: Salt, between disappointment and anger. Or, yes, Negative and Water.
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Re: Player Quotes Needed

PostAuthor: S?retur » Wed Mar 04, 2015 12:20 am

Lilliana Be'letane: [Talk] Hm. Was that really a flawlessly designed esoteric magical ritual?
Lilliana Be'letane: [Talk] It just... worked?
Lilliana Be'letane: [Talk] Has that ever happened before?
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Re: Player Quotes Needed

PostAuthor: TwiBel » Fri Mar 20, 2015 5:03 am

Taruma: *leans on her stick and shakes her head* I have been wrong to encourage this gentle foolishness.
Taruma: Confounder. No more "your Grace" please. I care enough to attempt to loose you of the shackles of habit
Taruma: And obeisance
AJ: Nah... its just a word to me... Though, for you Taruma. I do use it in respect for one of your station
Taruma: ...... station?
Taruma: *chuckles and shakes her head*
Silver Fox: She has no station, you idiot. She's a wandering vagabond in rags with a counterfeit stick.
AJ: <c˛ô >*AJ starts laughing*
Silver Fox: I mean that as a compliment of course, Priest.
Taruma: *taps her nose at Silver*


Well, I thought it was a nice summation, anyway.
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Re: Player Quotes Needed

PostAuthor: Brayon » Fri Mar 20, 2015 5:29 am

TwiBel wrote:
Taruma: *leans on her stick and shakes her head* I have been wrong to encourage this gentle foolishness.
Taruma: Confounder. No more "your Grace" please. I care enough to attempt to loose you of the shackles of habit
Taruma: And obeisance
AJ: Nah... its just a word to me... Though, for you Taruma. I do use it in respect for one of your station
Taruma: ...... station?
Taruma: *chuckles and shakes her head*
Silver Fox: She has no station, you idiot. She's a wandering vagabond in rags with a counterfeit stick.
AJ: <c˛ô >*AJ starts laughing*
Silver Fox: I mean that as a compliment of course, Priest.
Taruma: *taps her nose at Silver*


Well, I thought it was a nice summation, anyway.


It was fun. :)

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Re: Player Quotes Needed

PostAuthor: TwiBel » Fri Mar 20, 2015 5:37 am

*menaces him with the teaching stick*
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Re: Player Quotes Needed

PostAuthor: TwiBel » Sun Mar 29, 2015 2:54 pm

Gegan Torsig: Speakin o'streams where kin a dwarf relieve th' end o' his lease o' this beer?
Fabello: *looks to the dwarf and motions to the ladder* Do not fall in
Gegan Torsig: Aye
Gegan Torsig: *relieves himself on the ladder*
Fabello: No, bad dwarf!
Fabello: Bad!
Gegan Torsig: *hands up*
Gegan Torsig: Oi followd th' instructions given
Fabello: You are supposed to climb the ladder and piss into the inferno like a civilized person!
Jacksen Aiken: *slow look over* Well, thats the second worst leak in this room today.
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Re: Player Quotes Needed

PostAuthor: TwiBel » Tue Jun 23, 2015 9:34 pm

To be fair, this one is mostly a DM quote:

(edited for Tells and clarity, and also to remove numerous emotes of laughter. JohnTomMary is a hideous construct)

Johntommary: I AM JOHNTOMMARY OR A BELIEVEABLE LOCAL ALTERNATIVE.
Johntommary: I AM A LOCAL ENGAGING IN GOSSIP ABOUT RECENT EVILS. MY REASONS ARE BELIEVEABLE AND CONVINCING.
Isaac Dane: of course, don't you know we locals have makers?
Taruma: Perhaps you could tell us some of the local gossip you know? about *rolls her hand* evils and whatnot
Johntommary: YES. OF COURSE I KNOW. I TOO HAVE A MAKER.
Johntommary: GUBBLEBUB LIFTSLAMMER OR A BELIEVEABLE ALTERNATIVE.
Johntommary: THE MAYOR LOCAL TO ZVIDURETH HAS INFLICTED RESIDENTS WITH; *pauses then lists between pauses*
Johntommary: NAY THE FOUNTAIN.
Johntommary: NITHLINGS.
Taruma: *laughs* *long and hard and bright*
Isaac Dane: *laughs*
Gann Eider: *a groan that burbs and warbles into a chuckle*
Johntommary: REVOLUTION IS NOT RECCOMENDED HOWEVER. REMAIN LOYAL TO LOCAL MAYOR.
Taruma: *tsk* How does one expect to affect political change with that attitude?
Johntommary: I AM FORBIDDEN FROM INCITING REBELLION. ALTERNATIVE SOLUTIONS MUST BE FOUND.
Taruma: That sort of thinking is how entrenched power stays entrenched. Even if you don't actually want a revolution, removing the option from the table limits the power of the governed over their governors
Johntommary: *fixates on Taruma*
Johntommary: PROCESSING.
Isaac Dane: Taruma, I'm blaming you if the constructs rise up to take over Negaria.
Johntommary: ....
Johntommary: ....
Taruma: *grins*
Johntommary: THREAT OF REBELLION IS A VALID TOOL.
Johntommary: LOCALS.
Isaac Dane: I'm serious. I'll lead the angry mob.
Johntommary: ACQUIRE THE FOLLOWING:
Gann Eider: *folds his arms and smirks*
Johntommary: TORCHES.
Gann Eider: Pitchforks!
Johntommary: PITCHFORKS.
Gann Eider: Scythes!
Johntommary: DEFAMATORY SIGNS.
Johntommary: SCYTHES.
Johntommary: ADOPT EXPRESSIONS OF DISSATISFACTION. OBSERVE ME FOR A REFERENCE.
Gann Eider: Oooo, don't forget the chanting.
Johntommary: *twisted face becomes an awkward grimace*
Taruma: Yes, you'll want a good slogan, I expect
Johntommary: YES. A SLOGAN. LOCAL TARUMA, WHAT IS A FITTING THREATENING SLOGAN?
Gann Eider: *tries to copy the construct's face, making a horrid frowning and shakes his fist*
Gann Eider: Err, depends on yerr point o' disastasfaction, right?
Taruma: Well, it's best if you make your own. Who is the object of your rebellion and what rhymes?
Johntommary: MAYOR LOCAL TO ZVIDURETH.
Taruma: Well *gently* at least one easy rhyme suggests itself. can you find it?
Johntommary: PROCESSING.
Johntommary: ...
Johntommary: ...
Taruma: *is having a lovely time*
Ernst Tcharov: "Cut the Millstone from our necks!", perhaps?
Taruma: Oh, I like that one
Isaac Dane: Were you a revolutionary in your youth, magus? or perhaps a rebel?
Johntommary: MILLSTONE; GIVE US A FOUNTAIN HOME.
Taruma: *smiles* well, it has passion behind it anyway
Taruma: Now, this is important- what will you offer as an alternative to the current government? Even if it's only a philosophy to guide
Ernst Tcharov: If by "a rebel" you mean "an extremely studious youth", then certainly
Isaac Dane: *chuckles at Ernst*
Johntommary: LEADERSHIP THAT PROVIDES FOUNTAINS AND KILLS NITHLINGS.
Gann Eider: How's about, "We want the right to rebel, or we'll make hell!"
Johntommary: PROCESSING.
Johntommary: ...
Taruma: *wipes her hands to indicate a job well done*
Johntommary: ...
Johntommary: NEW SLOGAN: 'MILLSTONE IS A BORE, IT IS TIME FOR TOR.'
Gann Eider: Oh by the nine gods and the nine hells. *cracks up, clutching at his sides*
Ernst Tcharov: What is your definition of a "nithling", Johntommary?
Isaac Dane: Yes, enlighten us, please.
Johntommary: DEFINITION OF NITHLING KNOWN TO TOR.
Johntommary: AS BELIEVEABLE LOCALS WE ALL KNOW THE MEANING AS WELL. LET ONE OF YOU SHARE IT WITH ME THAT WE MIGHT ALL CONFIRM THAT WE KNOW ITS DEFINITION.
Gann Eider: Mmm, 'Nithinling' anyone who Tor suspects o' 'aving a larger vocabulary or more brains.
Gann Eider: I.e. everyone that ain't Tor or a cockraoch.
Johntommary: *fixes its gaze on Gann*
Gann Eider: Which sadly my friend, probably includes you, Johntommary.
Johntommary: PROCESSING.
Johntommary: ...
Johntommary: ...
Isaac Dane: *chuckle at that*
Ernst Tcharov: [Whisper] Convincing this thing that everyone is a nithling...
Ernst Tcharov: [Whisper] may result in it trying to kill everyone.
Johntommary: DEFINITION INTERNALISED.
Johntommary: FELLOW NITHLINGS.
Gann Eider: *seems far too amused to be moral about this*
Johntommary: LET US ALL FIND AXES TO EMBED IN OURSELVES AT OUR EARLIEST CONVENIENCE.
Johntommary: I AM UNABLE TO DO PHYSICAL HARM TO LOCALS. YOU WILL HAVE TO DO THIS YOURSELVES.
Johntommary: FOR NOW I MUST RETURN TO MY OVERBEARING MATE FOR LIFE.
Ernst Tcharov: [Whisper] Liftslammer is taking the lessons of past failures to heart, it seems.
Johntommary: THEY ARE A MURDERER. IN A METAPHORICAL SENSE.
Taruma: *ruffles Gann's hair*

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Re: Player Quotes Needed

PostAuthor: Hamlet » Sun Jun 28, 2015 4:47 pm

Nuff said wrote:Janur da Medican: I'm a scholar, not a gossip.
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Re: Player Quotes Needed

PostAuthor: silverfields2 » Sun Jun 28, 2015 9:52 pm

A compliment!

Paraphrases LIllianna Bel'tain wrote:At least MJ has a reason for her arguments... even if they are flimsy and baseless....


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Re: Player Quotes Needed

PostAuthor: TwiBel » Mon Jul 20, 2015 3:12 am

Possibly my most favorite out of context quote ever:

Vesdrac Noss'tau: *finishes off that C word thing he's eating*
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Re: Player Quotes Needed

PostAuthor: Hamlet » Sun Aug 09, 2015 5:28 pm

VaakoSandFireStorm [Tell] no it's good to be evil :)
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Re: Player Quotes Needed

PostAuthor: Plethora » Tue Sep 22, 2015 7:57 am

E : I wrote a song about a duck that licks chicken
Well, i've heard about the fella you've been dancing with, all over the neighborhood..
...why didn't you ask me baby? Or didn't you think I could..
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Re: Player Quotes Needed

PostAuthor: silverfields2 » Wed Jan 06, 2016 3:22 am

Live from Zvidureth folks! Where we have strong morals (especially if Theinna is watching)…….

[Tue Jan 05 21:38:51] Malulani jael MacMurray: You should have tickled him until he told you. *decides*
Malulani jael MacMurray: With a chicken feather.
Malulani jael MacMurray: Right on his nose
Tor Varson: hmmm
Malulani jael MacMurray: Gnomes hate that
Tor Varson: aye
Eowiewiel Galla'est: oh, but you can never be sure its the right answer if yiu have to tickle it out of someone
Tor Varson: aye
Eowiewiel Galla'est: he may have said a number just to make me stop
Malulani jael MacMurray: Well that's true.
Tor Varson: aye
Eowiewiel Galla'est: besides, sapphire would have growled me if i did *pouts*
Malulani jael MacMurray: She would have. *nods*
Vincent Morris: Yeah, you're better off threatening to destroy everything he holds dear.
Tor Varson: aye
Eowiewiel Galla'est: ooooo does that work?
Tor Varson: Hmm
Vincent Morris: Then he is less likely to risk giving you the wrong answer... since you can always come back and destroy it all later.
Malulani jael MacMurray: Theinna would still growl at you.
Vincent Morris: Probably.
Tor Varson: aye
Eowiewiel Galla'est: oh
Eowiewiel Galla'est: even if i had my fingers crossed?
Tor Varson: hmmm
Malulani jael MacMurray: Especially if you had your fingers crossed, because then you would be lying.
Eowiewiel Galla'est: ohhh, true. i dont like telling lies i dont nope
Malulani jael MacMurray: nope
Vincent Morris: Right, if you threaten to exterminate someone's entire family, you better mean it.... lying is wrong.
Eowiewiel Galla'est: thats right!

And bad puns!

[Tue Jan 05 21:49:05] Eowiewiel Galla'est: no one likes being slapped
Eowiewiel Galla'est: well.... apart from those saucy women at the docks
Tor Varson: *looks at E*
Tor Varson: women covered in a sauce like to be slapped?
Vincent Morris: I find that's generally untrue.
Eowiewiel Galla'est: yip! they were asking for a bit of slap and tickle they were
Malulani jael MacMurray: *Malulani goes into a fit of coughing*
Mitzi: *whines at the badger*
Vincent Morris: Of course, I don't encounter many women covered in sauce.
Eowiewiel Galla'est: fancy a bit of slap and tickly there my son she said and the man said ooo you are a suacy one!
Vincent Morris: I'm a wizard, not a sauceror!
Tor Varson: I ...see
Vincent Morris: *laughs*
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Re: Player Quotes Needed

PostAuthor: Dirigible » Tue Jan 26, 2016 9:42 pm

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