Player Quotes Needed

[Latanya]

Latanya Perizada: *is brought bacon*
Latanya Perizada: you may not want to watch this
Vesdrac Noss'tau: *looks at Bacon*
Vesdrac Noss'tau: No no...I think I do.
Latanya Perizada: *curls up bacon around other bacon*
Latanya Perizada: *curls up that bacon.. around THAT bacon*
Latanya Perizada: *makes a bacon ball*
Latanya Perizada: *eats it*
Vesdrac Noss'tau: *vomits in his mouth just a little*
Latanya Perizada: *chewing*
Latanya Perizada: *looks away like he's not there*
Vesdrac Noss'tau: You were right.
Latanya Perizada: *sputters* shh
Latanya Perizada: *chew*
Vesdrac Noss'tau: *smirks*
Latanya Perizada: *finishes*

[LadyAwesome]

[Latanya]

Latanya Perizada: *picks up jam and tries to get lid off*
Latanya Perizada: *face goes red trying to get lid off*
Latanya Perizada: *sets it aside*
Ronan Ceril: May I?
Latanya Perizada: *holds out jar*
Latanya Perizada: No magic, I don't like the taste of arcane in my jam
Ronan Ceril: *sets the staff aside*
Thorfinn Hausselkiff: *coughs hiding a chuckle*
Ronan Ceril: *takes the jar and grips the top with his bulkier left hand, and the jar itself with his right, and twists...*
*failed str check*
Ronan Ceril: *eyes narrow at jar.*
Ronan Ceril: MM, who closed this.
Thorfinn Hausselkiff: *gives them plenty of room*
Latanya Perizada: I just picked it up off a roadside stand?
Ronan Ceril: *examines it* Perhaps still wax sealed?
Latanya Perizada: .. *looks up at the ceiling*
Latanya Perizada: *looks back at the jar*
Thorfinn Hausselkiff: maybe you should grease it..
Latanya Perizada: *looks at Thorfinn*
Ronan Ceril: *sets the jar down; pulls off long gloves*
Ronan Ceril: *regrips the jar, tugs*
Thorfinn Hausselkiff: *waits tentatively while Ronan asserts his manhood*
*failed str check*
Ronan Ceril: *tug. tug. shakes his head, sets the jar down again, and recovers up his hands*
Ronan Ceril: *re-covers his hands.*
Thorfinn Hausselkiff: I could give it a go..?
Latanya Perizada: *grabs jar, smashes it into the table*
*successful str check*
Latanya Perizada: *breaks it open into her hand*
Latanya Perizada: *holds hand*
Thorfinn Hausselkiff: its probably loosened up.. *pauses* yep... loosened up..
Ronan Ceril: ....
Latanya Perizada: *holds hand*
Ronan Ceril: Latanya... are you hurt?
Latanya Perizada: *calmly walks outside*

Later Outside:

Latanya Perizada: *washes off hands*
Thorfinn Hausselkiff: Want me to call a healer?
Latanya Perizada: *saddened look.. says quietly* My jam.
Latanya Perizada: I can't eat it now it has glass in it *lip quivers*
Thorfinn Hausselkiff: It probably has glass in it now...
Latanya Perizada: *sniff*
Latanya Perizada: All i have is apricot jam now *cries in hands*

[Plethora]

[11:39] <Sarmanos> Thorfinn the Warmaster says that only YOU can prevent wildfires!

[LadyAwesome]

So on my journey on finding stuff on white necromancy, I somehow come across this..... It was too good not to bump <3 Vesdrac.

A while later, we run into a Thienna-lookalike:

Miette Hartley.: ...not another changeling.
Grisht: Changeling, no.
Grisht: Just some skill with Transmutation
Miette Hartley.: Transmuter?
Miette Hartley.: Vesdrac, stop dressing up like Thienna and get back into the fold.
Oorayv'levena: *coughs*
Miette Hartley.: ...we know you like women's underwear, but this is ridiculous.
Jenny Hallendon: *covers mouth*

Oi!

[Plethora]

[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] Pelar : [Tell] ROFLMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] Pelar : [DM] omfg my eyes are watering

[Olaf]

Verossa : [Shout] *Lataya Stands on the bridge, all naked and firey, her hair emits flames and sparkles as does her fingertips as she holds back the Hoard*
Thorfinn Hausselkiff: *eyes latanya a moment*
Drashter Volterz: * waits for Thaylis' orders *
Thorfinn Hausselkiff: [Tell] lol.. best server shouts ever!
Thaylis Beign: *waits for all to prep, watching the narrow bridge*
Thaylis Beign: i think that should do us.
Latanya Perizada: *whips a look at Thaylis*
Thaylis Beign: *waits for Thienna*
Elradra: *winces from the heat blast*
Verossa : [Shout] *again and again Lat drives the forces back across the brige*
Latanya Perizada: *watches the bridge*
Thorfinn Hausselkiff: [Tell] say it!
Latanya Perizada: [Tell] say what?
Thorfinn Hausselkiff: [Tell] YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!!!
Latanya Perizada: YOU
Thorfinn Hausselkiff: [Tell] hahahaahh
Latanya Perizada: SHALL NOT
Latanya Perizada: PASS
Cole Dayhawke: [Tell] lame
Latanya Perizada: [Tell] lmao
Thorfinn Hausselkiff: [Tell] *dies*

[Plethora]

hahahahaha

[Blockdelver]

Damn the things I miss when I'm leveling!!

[Hamlet]

Miriel Hana: These are huge.
Ronan Ceril: They are.

* Ronan Ceril casts Finger of Death
* Ronan Ceril killed Elder Earth Elemental

Nemise Mephista: Spoilsport.
Ronan Ceril: *chuckles*
Miriel Hana: Did you just employ a - ... on a - ... ?!
Nemise Mephista: Mhm, yes ... How did you manage to finger that?

Ronan Ceril: I believe I may have overdone that one a bit.
Nemise Mephista: You think?

Tor Varson: I can just grab a power nap

[Eklektikos]

[Hamlet]

The less glamorous version of a public announcement.

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Ronan Ceril: I am going to go start a fight, kill a few hundred creatures, and steal all their things.

[Hamlet]

One more from the gentlemen's squad.

Robert Wallace: I think I have been cursed by many mothers...though not my own.

[Hamlet]

And one for/from Isadora.

Opal: You can't really stack books on a cow
Opal: You could stack the cow -on- the books...

[Snarestep]

When the fighting gets fierce, this girl knows how to turn up the heat!

Yanyu Choym: [Tell] get up her quick

[Hamlet]

Random highlight from Gorgon's 10th Avlis Anniversary Romp.

Gracie Dane: I hope some folks show to fight or you may win by default, Sillia.
Zerub Krull: Ain't understandin' why someone wants ta just fight.
Sillia Vilo: *blushes* I'd like to try my skills.
Gracie Dane: Unless Esmond joins us, are you?
T. Esmond Dane: Depends on the rules, perhaps. I'm not interested in fighting with a dagger in my shorts.
Gracie Dane: *laughs*
T. Esmond Dane: I'm an Equalizer, not a gladiator.
Gracie Dane: I would imagine not those rules.
Miriel Hana: Why would you keep a dagger in your shorts? *soft voice, faint rasp to it*
Miriel Hana: It belongs in your hand while you fight.
Sillia Vilo: *giggles*
T. Esmond Dane: In my shorts with a dagger.
Miriel Hana: ...
T. Esmond Dane: That doesn't sound any better!
T. Esmond Dane: Gah
Gracie Dane: *laughs* Best just nod and smile, sweetie.
Sillia Vilo: *giggles harder*
Miriel Hana: What she said.
Sillia Vilo: *nods*
Miriel Hana: *uncorks the bottle, raises it to T.Ed., winks, drinks up*

[Hamlet]

K'Tomma (Kate): I am NOT smashing a perfectly good bottle of alchohol ...

[Shardthepious]

Back to the 80's!

Splash the Giant: How is my favorite officer!
Koral Arns: Everytime i meet you my tide get low.
Splash the Giant: Me my tide is high and i'm holding on!
Splash the Giant: Cause i'm gonna be the number one!
Koral Arns: *sigh* come on .... Blondie... let get this done..

[Plethora]

Our sweet Arcadia losing her muthafudging mind...

[Tue Nov 05 19:27:31] Arcadia Dias: I..... want... to .... know.... what.... kin.... he .... is..... NOW
[Tue Nov 05 19:28:19] Thienna Relimion: He is of air.

[Tue Nov 05 19:28:25] Arcadia Dias: fuck.

[Plethora]

Vincent making the plot understatement of the year...

Tue Nov 05 19:28:58] Vincent Sinnock: *rubs his temples again, attempting to calm himself*
[Tue Nov 05 19:29:06] Vincent Sinnock: It's...complicated.

[Plethora]

Cole Dayhawke: *grunts as he gets dragon groped*

[Plethora]

Thorfinn Hausselkiff: Cole! your hair is so shiny and.. sparkly!

[Plethora]

Thorfinn Hausselkiff: You can't teach others to fight and ride without a standard.. a regiment..
Thorfinn Hausselkiff: er.. wait *isn't sure that dropped from his mouth*

Thorfinn Hausselkiff: silath ni..the blood must have rushed from my head on that last loop.. here I'm talking craziness...

Thorfinn Hausselkiff: standards and regiments *shakes his head*.. next I'll be using the
Thorfinn Hausselkiff: "p" word
Malulani jael MacMurray: Patrol?
Cole Dayhawke: Plan?
Malulani jael MacMurray: Party?
Thorfinn Hausselkiff: *shakes head to MJ.. then cringes at Cole*
Malulani jael MacMurray: *Malulani giggles*

Thorfinn Hausselkiff: Cole got it.. don't make me say it
Thorfinn Hausselkiff: *grins*

Malulani jael MacMurray: That's like telling FEAT to have tac'ticks

[Plethora]

Latanya Perizada: [Whisper] shh mr. tibbles I'll feed you soon
Latanya Perizada: [Whisper] *dozes*

hahahahahahaha

[Plethora]

Im obviuosly going through a LOT of logs.. I do like to share

Nightmare: *sexpresses this through movement and expression*
Latanya Perizada: // i'm sorry. did you mean to say.. sexpresses?
Nightmare: ///hahaha.. stfu olaf, im trying to DM xxxxx

Latanya Perizada: [DM] because NO NO
Latanya Perizada: [DM] i'm serious
Latanya Perizada: [DM] IT created a whole other image
Latanya Perizada: [DM] lol
Nightmare: [Tell] shhh