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Re: Player Quotes Needed

PostAuthor: Latanya » Wed Aug 28, 2013 5:00 am

Latanya Perizada: *is brought bacon*
Latanya Perizada: you may not want to watch this
Vesdrac Noss'tau: *looks at Bacon*
Vesdrac Noss'tau: No no...I think I do.
Latanya Perizada: *curls up bacon around other bacon*
Latanya Perizada: *curls up that bacon.. around THAT bacon*
Latanya Perizada: *makes a bacon ball*
Latanya Perizada: *eats it*
Vesdrac Noss'tau: *vomits in his mouth just a little*
Latanya Perizada: *chewing*
Latanya Perizada: *looks away like he's not there*
Vesdrac Noss'tau: You were right.
Latanya Perizada: *sputters* shh
Latanya Perizada: *chew*
Vesdrac Noss'tau: *smirks*
Latanya Perizada: *finishes*
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Re: Player Quotes Needed

PostAuthor: LadyAwesome » Thu Aug 29, 2013 1:16 am

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Re: Player Quotes Needed

PostAuthor: Latanya » Sun Sep 01, 2013 12:51 am

Latanya Perizada: *picks up jam and tries to get lid off*
Latanya Perizada: *face goes red trying to get lid off*
Latanya Perizada: *sets it aside*
Ronan Ceril: May I?
Latanya Perizada: *holds out jar*
Latanya Perizada: No magic, I don't like the taste of arcane in my jam
Ronan Ceril: *sets the staff aside*
Thorfinn Hausselkiff: *coughs hiding a chuckle*
Ronan Ceril: *takes the jar and grips the top with his bulkier left hand, and the jar itself with his right, and twists...*
*failed str check*
Ronan Ceril: *eyes narrow at jar.*
Ronan Ceril: MM, who closed this.
Thorfinn Hausselkiff: *gives them plenty of room*
Latanya Perizada: I just picked it up off a roadside stand?
Ronan Ceril: *examines it* Perhaps still wax sealed?
Latanya Perizada: .. *looks up at the ceiling*
Latanya Perizada: *looks back at the jar*
Thorfinn Hausselkiff: maybe you should grease it..
Latanya Perizada: *looks at Thorfinn*
Ronan Ceril: *sets the jar down; pulls off long gloves*
Ronan Ceril: *regrips the jar, tugs*
Thorfinn Hausselkiff: *waits tentatively while Ronan asserts his manhood*
*failed str check*
Ronan Ceril: *tug. tug. shakes his head, sets the jar down again, and recovers up his hands*
Ronan Ceril: *re-covers his hands.*
Thorfinn Hausselkiff: I could give it a go..?
Latanya Perizada: *grabs jar, smashes it into the table*
*successful str check*
Latanya Perizada: *breaks it open into her hand*
Latanya Perizada: *holds hand*
Thorfinn Hausselkiff: its probably loosened up.. *pauses* yep... loosened up..
Ronan Ceril: ....
Latanya Perizada: *holds hand*
Ronan Ceril: Latanya... are you hurt?
Latanya Perizada: *calmly walks outside*


Later Outside:
Latanya Perizada: *washes off hands*
Thorfinn Hausselkiff: Want me to call a healer?
Latanya Perizada: *saddened look.. says quietly* My jam.
Latanya Perizada: I can't eat it now it has glass in it *lip quivers*
Thorfinn Hausselkiff: It probably has glass in it now...
Latanya Perizada: *sniff*
Latanya Perizada: All i have is apricot jam now *cries in hands*
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Re: Player Quotes Needed

PostAuthor: Plethora » Sun Sep 01, 2013 1:42 am

[11:39] <Sarmanos> Thorfinn the Warmaster says that only YOU can prevent wildfires!
Well, i've heard about the fella you've been dancing with, all over the neighborhood..
...why didn't you ask me baby? Or didn't you think I could..
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Re: Player Quotes Needed

PostAuthor: LadyAwesome » Mon Sep 09, 2013 12:30 pm

So on my journey on finding stuff on white necromancy, I somehow come across this..... It was too good not to bump :D <3 Vesdrac.

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A while later, we run into a Thienna-lookalike:

Miette Hartley.: ...not another changeling.
Grisht: Changeling, no.
Grisht: Just some skill with Transmutation
Miette Hartley.: Transmuter?
Miette Hartley.: Vesdrac, stop dressing up like Thienna and get back into the fold.
Oorayv'levena: *coughs*
Miette Hartley.: ...we know you like women's underwear, but this is ridiculous.
Jenny Hallendon: *covers mouth*



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Re: Player Quotes Needed

PostAuthor: Plethora » Thu Sep 19, 2013 6:24 am

[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] Pelar : [Tell] ROFLMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] Pelar : [DM] omfg my eyes are watering
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Re: Player Quotes Needed

PostAuthor: Olaf » Sun Sep 22, 2013 6:15 am

Verossa : [Shout] *Lataya Stands on the bridge, all naked and firey, her hair emits flames and sparkles as does her fingertips as she holds back the Hoard*
Thorfinn Hausselkiff: *eyes latanya a moment*
Drashter Volterz: * waits for Thaylis' orders *
Thorfinn Hausselkiff: [Tell] lol.. best server shouts ever!
Thaylis Beign: *waits for all to prep, watching the narrow bridge*
Thaylis Beign: i think that should do us.
Latanya Perizada: *whips a look at Thaylis*
Thaylis Beign: *waits for Thienna*
Elradra: *winces from the heat blast*
Verossa : [Shout] *again and again Lat drives the forces back across the brige*
Latanya Perizada: *watches the bridge*
Thorfinn Hausselkiff: [Tell] say it!
Latanya Perizada: [Tell] say what?
Thorfinn Hausselkiff: [Tell] YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!!!
Latanya Perizada: YOU
Thorfinn Hausselkiff: [Tell] hahahaahh
Latanya Perizada: SHALL NOT
Latanya Perizada: PASS
Cole Dayhawke: [Tell] lame
Latanya Perizada: [Tell] lmao
Thorfinn Hausselkiff: [Tell] *dies*
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Re: Player Quotes Needed

PostAuthor: Plethora » Sun Sep 22, 2013 6:20 am

hahahahaha
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Re: Player Quotes Needed

PostAuthor: Blockdelver » Sun Sep 22, 2013 6:50 am

Damn the things I miss when I'm leveling!!

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Re: Player Quotes Needed

PostAuthor: Hamlet » Wed Oct 02, 2013 1:03 am

Ronan's Witnesses wrote:Miriel Hana: These are huge.
Ronan Ceril: They are.

* Ronan Ceril casts Finger of Death
* Ronan Ceril killed Elder Earth Elemental


Nemise Mephista: Spoilsport.
Ronan Ceril: *chuckles*
Miriel Hana: Did you just employ a - ... on a - ... ?!
Nemise Mephista: Mhm, yes ... How did you manage to finger that?

Ronan Ceril: I believe I may have overdone that one a bit.
Nemise Mephista: You think?


WOD POWER wrote:Tor Varson: I can just grab a power nap
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Re: Player Quotes Needed

PostAuthor: Eklektikos » Tue Oct 08, 2013 11:10 pm

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Re: Player Quotes Needed

PostAuthor: Hamlet » Fri Oct 11, 2013 12:49 pm

The less glamorous version of a public announcement.

viewtopic.php?f=86&t=129135

A Drunken Brownie at Elf Gate wrote:Ronan Ceril: I am going to go start a fight, kill a few hundred creatures, and steal all their things.
#AVLISPLAYERHOUSING
#WHATSHERNAMEAGAIN

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Re: Player Quotes Needed

PostAuthor: Hamlet » Sat Oct 12, 2013 10:34 pm

One more from the gentlemen's squad.

The Pickled Badger Inn irregulars wrote:Robert Wallace: I think I have been cursed by many mothers...though not my own.
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Re: Player Quotes Needed

PostAuthor: Hamlet » Mon Oct 14, 2013 1:30 am

And one for/from Isadora.

The torch-and-leather-armour lowbie revivalists wrote:Opal: You can't really stack books on a cow
Opal: You could stack the cow -on- the books...
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Re: Player Quotes Needed

PostAuthor: Snarestep » Fri Oct 18, 2013 10:13 pm

When the fighting gets fierce, this girl knows how to turn up the heat!

Yanyu Choym: [Tell] get up her quick
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Re: Player Quotes Needed

PostAuthor: Hamlet » Sat Oct 19, 2013 12:44 pm

Random highlight from Gorgon's 10th Avlis Anniversary Romp. :-)

The Mint Daiquiri Chronicles wrote:Gracie Dane: I hope some folks show to fight or you may win by default, Sillia.
Zerub Krull: Ain't understandin' why someone wants ta just fight.
Sillia Vilo: *blushes* I'd like to try my skills.
Gracie Dane: Unless Esmond joins us, are you?
T. Esmond Dane: Depends on the rules, perhaps. I'm not interested in fighting with a dagger in my shorts.
Gracie Dane: *laughs*
T. Esmond Dane: I'm an Equalizer, not a gladiator.
Gracie Dane: I would imagine not those rules.
Miriel Hana: Why would you keep a dagger in your shorts? *soft voice, faint rasp to it*
Miriel Hana: It belongs in your hand while you fight.
Sillia Vilo: *giggles*
T. Esmond Dane: In my shorts with a dagger.
Miriel Hana: ...
T. Esmond Dane: That doesn't sound any better!
T. Esmond Dane: Gah
Gracie Dane: *laughs* Best just nod and smile, sweetie.
Sillia Vilo: *giggles harder*
Miriel Hana: What she said.
Sillia Vilo: *nods*
Miriel Hana: *uncorks the bottle, raises it to T.Ed., winks, drinks up*
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Re: Player Quotes Needed

PostAuthor: Hamlet » Wed Oct 23, 2013 8:04 pm

Genevieve's Woeful Wednesdays wrote:K'Tomma (Kate): I am NOT smashing a perfectly good bottle of alchohol ...
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Re: Player Quotes Needed

PostAuthor: Shardthepious » Sat Oct 26, 2013 8:57 pm

Back to the 80's!

Splash the Giant: How is my favorite officer!
Koral Arns: Everytime i meet you my tide get low.
Splash the Giant: Me my tide is high and i'm holding on!
Splash the Giant: Cause i'm gonna be the number one!
Koral Arns: *sigh* come on .... Blondie... let get this done..
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Re: Player Quotes Needed

PostAuthor: Plethora » Fri Nov 08, 2013 6:58 am

Our sweet Arcadia losing her muthafudging mind...

[Tue Nov 05 19:27:31] Arcadia Dias: I..... want... to .... know.... what.... kin.... he .... is..... NOW
[Tue Nov 05 19:28:19] Thienna Relimion: He is of air.

[Tue Nov 05 19:28:25] Arcadia Dias: fuck.
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Re: Player Quotes Needed

PostAuthor: Plethora » Fri Nov 08, 2013 6:59 am

Vincent making the plot understatement of the year...
Tue Nov 05 19:28:58] Vincent Sinnock: *rubs his temples again, attempting to calm himself*
[Tue Nov 05 19:29:06] Vincent Sinnock: It's...complicated.
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Re: Player Quotes Needed

PostAuthor: Plethora » Mon Nov 11, 2013 6:58 am

Cole Dayhawke: *grunts as he gets dragon groped*
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Re: Player Quotes Needed

PostAuthor: Plethora » Mon Nov 11, 2013 7:15 am

Thorfinn Hausselkiff: Cole! your hair is so shiny and.. sparkly!
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Re: Player Quotes Needed

PostAuthor: Plethora » Mon Nov 11, 2013 7:17 am

Thorfinn Hausselkiff: You can't teach others to fight and ride without a standard.. a regiment..
Thorfinn Hausselkiff: er.. wait *isn't sure that dropped from his mouth*

Thorfinn Hausselkiff: silath ni..the blood must have rushed from my head on that last loop.. here I'm talking craziness...

Thorfinn Hausselkiff: standards and regiments *shakes his head*.. next I'll be using the
Thorfinn Hausselkiff: "p" word
Malulani jael MacMurray: Patrol?
Cole Dayhawke: Plan?
Malulani jael MacMurray: Party?
Thorfinn Hausselkiff: *shakes head to MJ.. then cringes at Cole*
Malulani jael MacMurray: *Malulani giggles*

Thorfinn Hausselkiff: Cole got it.. don't make me say it
Thorfinn Hausselkiff: *grins*

Malulani jael MacMurray: That's like telling FEAT to have tac'ticks
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Re: Player Quotes Needed

PostAuthor: Plethora » Mon Nov 11, 2013 8:00 am

Latanya Perizada: [Whisper] shh mr. tibbles I'll feed you soon
Latanya Perizada: [Whisper] *dozes*

hahahahahahaha
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Re: Player Quotes Needed

PostAuthor: Plethora » Mon Nov 11, 2013 8:05 am

Im obviuosly going through a LOT of logs.. I do like to share :)

Nightmare: *sexpresses this through movement and expression*
Latanya Perizada: // i'm sorry. did you mean to say.. sexpresses?
Nightmare: ///hahaha.. stfu olaf, im trying to DM :P xxxxx ;)

Latanya Perizada: [DM] because NO NO
Latanya Perizada: [DM] i'm serious
Latanya Perizada: [DM] IT created a whole other image
Latanya Perizada: [DM] lol
Nightmare: [Tell] shhh
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