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PostAuthor: JollyOrc » Mon Jul 07, 2003 10:46 am

Aradan seems to attract that sort of women...
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PostAuthor: Aradan Kir » Mon Jul 07, 2003 11:00 am

JollyOrc wrote:Aradan seems to attract that sort of women...


yeah ... I don't know what it is about him that attracts the wrong kinda girl. What he need is a nice homely paladin female, to mend his armour and discuss the merits of "smiting the little devil" !! ? Midnight
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PostAuthor: JollyOrc » Mon Jul 07, 2003 11:04 am

Aradan Kir wrote:
JollyOrc wrote:Aradan seems to attract that sort of women...


yeah ... I don't know what it is about him that attracts the wrong kinda girl. What he need is a nice homely paladin female, to mend his armour and discuss the merits of "smiting the little devil" !! ? Midnight



hmm... *ponders if he should dig up that other character concept just so that Midnight could smite her*
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PostAuthor: Aradan Kir » Mon Jul 07, 2003 11:10 am

JollyOrc wrote:hmm... *ponders if he should dig up that other character concept just so that Midnight could smite her*


Sorry Jollyorc - she'll have to join the queue !! :wink:
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PostAuthor: Mistcaller » Mon Jul 07, 2003 3:12 pm

no comment...




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PostAuthor: Ashlynn » Mon Jul 07, 2003 3:56 pm

Gah, how could I forget this one:

"Sweet flaming Mikon in a basket!"

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PostAuthor: diddeecoy » Mon Jul 07, 2003 5:12 pm

one of the Bouldershoulders to another one....

"lisen ...be dem tree chickens again"


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PostAuthor: Soshus Eblum » Mon Jul 07, 2003 5:58 pm

"You lookin' for work?"

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PostAuthor: tindertwiggy » Mon Jul 07, 2003 7:13 pm

"Staaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaanddd Baaaaaaaaaaaaa-aaaaaaaaaack!"
-sammy

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PostAuthor: keikobad » Mon Jul 07, 2003 10:43 pm

:lol: More Gems from Savyl Wingsister and Friends :lol:

Kinda long, so I bolded a few quotable parts.


Kharak Hammerstar: ok, of medium enchantment (+2) ...short sword, double axe, bastard sword, great sword, dagger, dire mace, short bow, light hammer

Kharak Hammerstar: ok, who wants th' light hammer?
Theodrin Bolin: may I see?
Kharak Hammerstar: AN' WHY TH' HELL D' YE JUST WANNA SEE ET?
Kharak Hammerstar: et's just a friggin' hammer!
Theodrin Bolin: Becuase I may be able to inspect it and see just how good the quality is.. I'm good with that sorta thing
Kharak Hammerstar: oi said et's o' medium enchanment!!!


Kharak Hammerstar: oh yeah, a dagger o' medium enchantment
Savyl Wingsister: oiy couh use a dagger
Kharak Hammerstar: thar was a composite longbow o' medium enchantment too
Savyl Wingsister: i could use a long bow
Kharak Hammerstar: oi dinnae have et
Savyl Wingsister: ill take the dagger
Kharak Hammerstar: ok, one item per person
Savyl Wingsister: i want thar dagger
Kharak Hammerstar: ok
Kharak Hammerstar: fairst up, who wants th' dagger?
Savyl Wingsister: me
Kharak Hammerstar: no one else?
Kharak Hammerstar: ok then
Savyl Wingsister: can i see it foist
Kharak Hammerstar: why d' ye wanna see et? et's yers
Savyl Wingsister: i'll take it danks!
Kharak Hammerstar: *to Savyl* ok, ye can go away now
Kharak Hammerstar: who wants th' short bow?
Savyl Wingsister: if noone wants tha' shortbow can i'ave it
Kharak Hammerstar: no
Savyl Wingsister: i can 'ave it
Kharak Hammerstar: ef no one else wants th' shortbow et's goin' t' thet person *points at Marcellies*
Kharak Hammerstar: *to Savyl* go away, ye got yer dagger
Savyl Wingsister: i done like tha' dagger ye can 'ave it back
Kharak Hammerstar: ok, go away
Kharak Hammerstar: oi said from th' start et's one item per person
Savyl Wingsister: i done want tha dagger
Kharak Hammerstar: SHUT UP AN' LEMME FINISH THIS DAMN THING
Savyl Wingsister: KEEP THA DAGGER
Savyl Wingsister: stupid dagger
Savyl Wingsister: i hate this dagger

Savyl Wingsister: Kharak i wants somtin diffrent
Savyl Wingsister: tek it bok
Kharak Hammerstar: ok, th' double axe
Kharak Hammerstar: who wants et?
Savyl Wingsister: can i 'ave a look
Savyl Wingsister: oill take it


Kharak Hammerstar: Theodrin, Glegnus, th' two o' ye settle this
Kharak Hammerstar: which o' ye es gonna get th' bastard sword?
Theodrin Bolin: A roll of the dice
Savyl Wingsister: lemme roll too
Savyl Wingsister: Savyl WingsisterRolled a d100 and gets a: 65
Kharak Hammerstar: so et's goin' t' th' dwarf?
Savyl Wingsister: i got a 65
Savyl Wingsister: let em roll nah
Kharak Hammerstar: what kinda dwarf uses a bloody sword anyhow?
Savyl Wingsister: roll muster dwarf
Savyl Wingsister: let em roll tha dice
Savyl Wingsister: i got a 65
Kharak Hammerstar: *looks at Theodrin* ye agree?
Savyl Wingsister: i'll roll ye for it
Glegnus Silverbeard: *grins* thank yee
Savyl Wingsister: argh

Kharak Hammerstar: th' dire mace
Kharak Hammerstar: who wants et?
Savyl Wingsister: i want sometin ELSE
Kharak Hammerstar: *to Savyl* shut up
Savyl Wingsister: please
Savyl Wingsister: damnit
Savyl Wingsister: listin
Theodrin Bolin: May I look?
Kharak Hammerstar: nay, et's like a double sword but like a mace
Savyl Wingsister: i dont want the fuckin dagger
Kharak Hammerstar: no one wants et?
Savyl Wingsister: GRRR

Kharak Hammerstar: ok, a greatsword
Savyl Wingsister: i can use greatswords
Kharak Hammerstar: Draven wants th' greatsword, anyone else?
Savyl Wingsister: me
Savyl Wingsister: i want it too
Kharak Hammerstar: no one? ok, step closer Draven
Savyl Wingsister: i want it also

Savyl Wingsister: i dont understand em
Savyl Wingsister: why can i just give em tha blimmin dagger back
Savyl Wingsister: stubborn ass
Savyl Wingsister: i tend to like dwarves alot
Savyl Wingsister: just not that one
Savyl Wingsister: right now anyways


Savyl Wingsister: may i have the greatsword
Kharak Hammerstar: *to Savyl* ok, gimme th' blasted dagger back
Savyl Wingsister: yay
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PostAuthor: ChathVeldrin » Tue Jul 08, 2003 12:19 am

in Kraken port:....

Shayd: errr......
Drusilla: What is this?
Kreitora Rose: um.....
Drusilla:....it's a dire wolf chasing a badger in circles
In the fell clutch of circumstance
I have not winced nor cried aloud.
Under the bludgeonings of chance
My head is bloody, but unbowed.

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PostAuthor: Selgus » Tue Jul 08, 2003 1:37 am

A couple oddities I've seen myself type out and just shook my head at later:


Selgus' Favorite Tavern Song (know where I got it from? ehehe)

OOOOoooo I's love te go swimmin wi' bow legged dwarf wimmin...

AND SWIM ATWIXT THEIR LEEEEGGSS

(repeat as needed... should be extremely drunk)


Last night's two quip's:

Eat hot death, goblin fondler!

C'mon an' die ye overgrown flamin chicken! (said to a balor)



Hmm... gotta be some other little Selgus nuggets floatin about...
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PostAuthor: KinX » Tue Jul 08, 2003 10:06 am

keikobad: LOL ROFL ROFLMAO

thanks for posting that, gave me a good laugh. At the time i was ready to show Savyl how good Kharak is at wielding an axe. But now that i look back on it, it's freakin' funny.
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PostAuthor: Jorio Alerian » Tue Jul 08, 2003 1:29 pm

KinX wrote:keikobad: LOL ROFL ROFLMAO

thanks for posting that, gave me a good laugh. At the time i was ready to show Savyl how good Kharak is at wielding an axe. But now that i look back on it, it's freakin' funny.


I agree... that one made my day! :D
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PostAuthor: Morbid Ridicule » Wed Jul 09, 2003 4:52 am

This one was pretty fun today...

It was one of those commoners with the two big knives... He ran up to me and just kinda stood there.

Uz: *glares at the commoner*
Uz: You want somethin'?
Uz: Look.
Uz: Get outta my way, or I'll cut you one.
Uz: *looks around*
Uz: *realizes which way he's facing*
Uz: Well... I guess you actually aren't in my way...
Uz: ...but you just watch it.
Uz: *stomps off*
Can't sleep - Clowns will eat me.

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PostAuthor: Nithia » Wed Jul 09, 2003 5:00 pm

Hunting Lodge, Imaskar Isle, Mythos

Kastin Allensbane: With the right training, you could be great.
Drusilla: *grins* I already am
Shayd GarGhuul: I think he means with a collar and lead...

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PostAuthor: Aloro » Wed Jul 09, 2003 5:12 pm

* S. grabs a Nymph and starts kissing her *
* Nymph kills S. within about half a second *
S: Damn, baby, that was cold.
S: ...
S: All right, I'm sorry. There, I said it. Now can you heal me?
N: Don't you touch me again!
S: Whatever you say, baby. Just help me out here. I'm dying.
N: I mean it! You'd better not try that again!
* Nymph heals S. *
S: Right, sure. See you later.
N: I doubt it.
* S. walks off, muttering *

- Aloro

p.s. I could post a LOT more, but most of them aren't as funny if you weren't there, and some are... of a more private nature. ;)
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PostAuthor: Olaf » Thu Jul 10, 2003 9:43 am

xi- "Who are you talking about?"
cha'reth- "Yanya"
Vedette- "Yanya"
Xi- "Doesn't that kind of sound like a foreign euphamism for vagina?"
cha'reth- "or a spicy pepper"
vedette-".............."

*Making chickens fight each other*

vedette- "wow, you beat me again"
Xi- "Yes my cock is unbeatable!!"
vedette- " yup, a very mighty cock indeed"
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PostAuthor: Actually » Fri Jul 11, 2003 8:33 pm

Had a GREAT session w/ Tinzuc, Cor'Angelus, and Arena last night. You guys make great "straight men". Here are a few of the highlights:

Jerry (to Tinzuc): "Pardon me, sir. Are you a member of the AAAA?"

Tinzuc: "Nay, son. Though I've thought of joining."

Jerry: "Ah, must have been the height that threw me. Y'know they're, like, ALL DWARVES over there? Not a fruit picker in the lot."

Tinzuc: "We've got special gnomish contraptions to pick our fruit for us, lad."

Jerry: "Gnomes invented the half-orc? I never knew!"

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Arena (to Jerry): "You don't have to say ma'am. My name's Arena."

Cor'Angelus: "Don't men usually fight each other in an arena?"

Jerry: "Ooh, you mean like one of those places where they make bears fight each other? I saw one of those, once."

Arena: "Now now, boys. It's not polite to make fun of someone's name."

Jerry: "Uh-oh! I better go apologize to Nob Bumlicker the farmer, then..."


I'd quote from the "Jerry lost his feet" bit, but it really needed the visual element to be funny. Thanks to all who put up with Jerry's unique grasp on appropriate social interaction. *grin*

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PostAuthor: Pharik » Fri Jul 11, 2003 9:28 pm

The great wizard Vesco Agnito and Tama Bensen..cant remember exactly what hed done to impress her but she was fawning a little :roll:

Agnito: Im not one to stroke my own beard
Tama: *laughs* Oh thats funny Master Agnito..can I use it?
Agnito: Youre most welcome my child..chuckles

5 minutes later...(you have to know Tama)

Tama: Actually i dont think that would work for me

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PostAuthor: Cougar » Tue Jul 15, 2003 3:27 am

Kathea, Theo, and Marc talking in Central M'Chek.

Kathea: "Holy chickens Theo, is there anything you don't have in those bags of yours?"

Theo: "Hmmmm"
Theo: "Nope"

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PostAuthor: ChathVeldrin » Tue Jul 15, 2003 7:15 pm

*snicker* If I could figure out how to get my log to work, I'd have so many things for Theo...does the word "chains" ring any bells?
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PostAuthor: Silk » Tue Jul 15, 2003 8:06 pm

keikobad, I'm in tears. I almost made a scene here at work.

Olaf, you rule.
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PostAuthor: Emprod » Tue Jul 15, 2003 8:11 pm

Sitting in the middle of a druid grove a while back:

(i'll never tell it like Olaf could)

Vedette: You know, that rock...from the right angle...
Me: What about it?
Vedette: Doesn't it look like a cock?
Me: Druids worship the cock? Lets go ask Mari about this.

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PostAuthor: Olaf » Tue Jul 15, 2003 10:20 pm

Emprod wrote:Sitting in the middle of a druid grove a while back:

(i'll never tell it like Olaf could)

Vedette: You know, that rock...from the right angle...
Me: What about it?
Vedette: Doesn't it look like a cock?
Me: Druids worship the cock? Lets go ask Mari about this.

LOL
good times good times.. 8)
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