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PostAuthor: Reinstag » Wed Jul 02, 2003 5:13 am

Kamiket: *holds up frog to Timo for him to see* Well, of course its Delen. Just look at him!
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Timo: *looks for a place to climb the hill*
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Timo: BAD PENGUIN!!!!
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Sammy: Lets play hide and seek!! (and then the fun really begins)
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Yarr!!
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PostAuthor: Strangg » Wed Jul 02, 2003 6:32 am

Reinstag wrote:Kamiket: *holds up frog to Timo for him to see* Well, of course its Delen. Just look at him!



"DO
NOT
SEEK
THE
TREASURE!"


"We
thought
you
was
a toad"



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PostAuthor: Aradan Kir » Wed Jul 02, 2003 8:54 am

*A rather chilly evening in the Ice Caverns*

A rather strange incident whereby Aradan was slain, but somehow appeared not in the seven heavens, but next to his body. After picking up his his equipment, he decided to also pick up his corpse. But then came the problem of what to do with it.

*fade to City Gate Inn, where Midnight is sitting having a quiet drink. Aradan enters and introduces himself (this was the first time they met I think), explaining the situation. Led to the following quotes:*

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Aradan: my body is cold and hard
Midnight: mmm ... just how I like my men!
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Midnight: I'll take it off your hands and make sure it's disposed of
Aradan: Women ..... all they want is my body !
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PostAuthor: Liartes » Wed Jul 02, 2003 10:11 am

Liartes to Balor: "You're nothing compared to that chicken..."
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PostAuthor: doubla2 » Wed Jul 02, 2003 10:41 am

wish we could vote on these....


oooo.. my sides hurt !!!

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PostAuthor: Demandred » Wed Jul 02, 2003 11:11 am

Sarrena Sunflower's Battle cries, inside the Lost River Caves, at a REALLY nasty moment:

"For Country and... Puppies...!"

and (personal favorite)

"For Glory and Cookies..!"
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PostAuthor: Reinstag » Wed Jul 02, 2003 12:13 pm

Strangg wrote:
Reinstag wrote:Kamiket: *holds up frog to Timo for him to see* Well, of course its Delen. Just look at him!



"DO
NOT
SEEK
THE
TREASURE!"


"We
thought
you
was
a toad"



~S


:D
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PostAuthor: Lilith » Wed Jul 02, 2003 12:43 pm

Kima: Thats a Nice painting of Glock lily where are you going to hang it?

Lily: Yes it is isn't it, I thought I might put it in my downstairs toilet, so I can look at his ugly mug every time I take a crap :shock:
Some people are just like Slinkies - not much use but they make you smile when you shove them downstairs.
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PostAuthor: JollyOrc » Wed Jul 02, 2003 12:50 pm

Kima *gets out that little ruler*
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PostAuthor: Reinstag » Wed Jul 02, 2003 1:07 pm

PC caught in the rogue tunnels stealing: I know a powerful woman. Misty Moonbow.
Timo: Her cookies hold no power down here.
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PostAuthor: KinX » Wed Jul 02, 2003 1:44 pm

Reinstag wrote:PC caught in the rogue tunnels stealing: I know a powerful woman. Misty Moonbow.
Timo: Her cookies hold no power down here.


You serious? someone actually used that? geez, if you're gonna name-drop, do it with a character that actually has respect :twisted:
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PostAuthor: JollyOrc » Wed Jul 02, 2003 1:47 pm

KinX wrote:
Reinstag wrote:PC caught in the rogue tunnels stealing: I know a powerful woman. Misty Moonbow.
Timo: Her cookies hold no power down here.


You serious? someone actually used that? geez, if you're gonna name-drop, do it with a character that actually has respect :twisted:


well, at least he didn't call for Janur or the Hammer of Gorethar...
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PostAuthor: Ashlynn » Wed Jul 02, 2003 2:42 pm

You probably can't use this one, but what the hell...

Kima to Mikona guard: Nibble my pink bits, tinshirt.

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PostAuthor: Ares of PoG » Wed Jul 02, 2003 2:57 pm

ChathVeldrin wrote:Tobin: I'm an impotent bard!


Heh... technically, he said that to me in a tell, so it doesn't really count as IC... does it? I have the logs to prove it though. If they count though, here's a little exchange between me and Reinstag regarding one of my NPCs, the super-thief halfling Pern Trueblade...

Me:"I should warn you, Pern plans to assassinate you and keep Kima"
Reinstag:"Lol"
Me:"How can true love stand in the way of halfling power?"
Reinstag:"Kick away the ladder".
Me:"Good point."

Besides... these are Mythos quotes... but I have tons to share if they count. I'll post more later, but here are some recent ones...

Lance Brinsbane and Mayfin Lilyblade hearing Nightfall say that she fights for good, but her best friend is Purgatori, confront her with the half-demon's evil murderous ways...
Nightfall: "I do not judge people for their total acts, only for their deeds."
Lance Brinsbane: "That made no sense."

Lance logs off... sometimes later comes back
Nightfall: "You appeared out of thin air! That scared me!"
Lance Brinsbane: "Those with a clear conscience need not fear the presence of Valor"
Nightfall: "Oh, boy, you're really brainwashed."
Lance Brinsbane: "Oh. So we're done talking about Purgatori?"

Malik and Celad are spying on Mayfin and Lance in an inn, then see them go upstairs, wait a bit, follow, bust in.
Malik: "I didn't know Athena was the goddess of lust!"

Cthonar Lux: Well...gentlemen...if you want to know of awkwardness. Listen to this... Persephone... She tried to seduce me. THAT'S awkward. Goddess of Spring herself...I think I managed to mutter something like... "Are you sure you have the right dwarf?"

Chicken Vendor: "Ah, Miss Purgatori! Perhaps you would come down from there and share your experiences with your lovers?"
Kari: "Lovers? I'm impressed."
Chicken Vendor: "Yes, I wish I was that lucky! But I haven't given up on Tobin yet!"
Kari: "Oh my god! You like men!"
Chicken Vendor: "Of course! My full, pink moustache and blue berret weren't enough clue?"

At the start of the Exodus from Ragnarok... people are stuck at the end of the Deep Ethereal because the portal isn't working... lots of random talks, strange things going on, attacks by monsters, Titans running around...

Imirie Bloodmaul: "We have to go! We must escape!"
Viriato: "No! Ragnarok destroyed my tribe! I must stay to avenge them!"
Imirie Bloodmaul: "No... the future of the tribe is within me"
Viriato: "*shocked* Imirie... what are you saying?
Kaos Tempest: "Imirie... are you with child?"
Imirie Bloodmaul: "I am with child."

This is said just a god appears... EVERYONE ignores him and the monsters, turns around to listen and starts congratulating. Heh. And then Kaos lets loose this pearl
Kaos Tempest: "Who's the father?"

Near the end... Quinn refuses to step through the portal, Astraea, Odin and Athena stand around, telling him to go...
Ares: *positions himself behind Quinn and takes aim at his arse*
Ares: Do you want me to kick him through? :twisted:

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PostAuthor: SlicerDicer » Thu Jul 03, 2003 5:51 am

dunno

"if all else fails use FIRE!!"

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PostAuthor: Heronimous Fox » Thu Jul 03, 2003 7:07 am

The perils of showing armour....

Gloignar - *gasp*
Heronimous - oops should wear clothes
Gloignar - That armour
Gloignar - *grins* only have eyes for yer stuff anyway
Heronimous - Its the 'yer stuff' that worries me :)
Gloignar - Blimey that be sum really good equipment
Heronimous - :)
Gloignar - Well I be going to Deglos
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PostAuthor: Lilith » Thu Jul 03, 2003 3:35 pm

Good quote while I was Dming

Inside an unnamed manor house.

'Shit the doors locked from the inside, got any spare lockpicks?'

'Nope, I got an Axe though'
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PostAuthor: Ashlynn » Thu Jul 03, 2003 3:43 pm

Fighter Lockpicks!

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PostAuthor: Actually » Thu Jul 03, 2003 5:02 pm

*hehehe*

That reminds me of Jerry and his Wand of Crowbar.

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PostAuthor: Sili » Thu Jul 03, 2003 5:52 pm

Liartes wrote:Liartes to Balor: "You're nothing compared to that chicken..."


I wasted good beer on that one.
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PostAuthor: keikobad » Fri Jul 04, 2003 9:16 pm

[Kharlash and Ned are stuck behind locked, plot inn doors for which they have no keys]

Kharlash Vhin: [Tell] we better just log out and wait the hour
Ned Kelly: [Tell] gah
Ned Kelly: [Tell] no



Who says that evil is devoid of a profound sense of esthetics and irony?

--Amonien Amana, regarding the filing system that put Gorethar's Philosophy and The Limericks of Hargas Steelhead on the same bookshelf.
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PostAuthor: Brock Fanning » Sat Jul 05, 2003 2:49 am

Djordji Veshengo: You been a good frand, Deider, I tink we make a good team!
Deider of Pelar: Aye, as the gnomes say, "Ef laaptin, aufbak dschloob!"
Djordji Veshengo: What's dat mean, ja?
Deider of Pelar: Well, roughly translated...
Djordji Veshengo: Ja?
Deider of Pelar: "Friends last longer than mink sperm."

keikobad wrote:
Who says that evil is devoid of a profound sense of esthetics and irony?

--Starslayer_D, regarding the filing system which put Gorethar's Philosophy and The Limericks of Hargas Steelhead on the same bookshelf.


As a side note, Hargas IS in the Order of Gorethar, so it's not completely ironic. :)
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PostAuthor: Starslayer_D » Sun Jul 06, 2003 10:53 pm

keikobad wrote:[

Who says that evil is devoid of a profound sense of esthetics and irony?

--Starslayer_D, regarding the filing system which put Gorethar's Philosophy and The Limericks of Hargas Steelhead on the same bookshelf.


You might want to change that to Amonien Amana, after all, it was her you directed your remark about the former being an excelent work of satire at. :lol:

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PostAuthor: Olaf » Mon Jul 07, 2003 9:55 am

*Cha'reth casts all his spells*

Vedette: "You look like a peacock on steroids.."
Cha'reth: "Bah!"


*BodyJar and Vedette are fighting, Vedette is wearing all green*

Vedette "Why did you shoot me!?"
BodyJar "I thought you were a bug bear!"
Vedette " I DO NOT LOOK LIKE a bug bear!"
BodyJar " Ya your right.. Im sorry Kermit.."
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PostAuthor: Aradan Kir » Mon Jul 07, 2003 10:09 am

Aradan Kir : I'm Aradan Kir of the Order of Gorethar *offers hand*
Savyl Wingsister : I am Savyl Wingsister Ranger and I'd rather not shake your hand
Aradan Kir : oh ... ok then *seems a bit hurt*
Aradan Kir : well it was nice meeting you Savyl. Take care and may Gorethar watch over you
Aradan Kir : *wondering why she's following him*
Savyl Wingsister : *wondering if he's well hung*


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