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PostAuthor: Eef » Sun Apr 17, 2005 10:49 pm

[00:52] <Roadcone> I may eat like a slob, but I draw the line at sleeping in food
[00:52] <Roadcone> Apart from bolognese because, after all, who wouldn't?
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PostAuthor: miyafawyn » Mon Apr 18, 2005 3:46 am

*falls on the floor laughing her face off* :haha:
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PostAuthor: Moredo » Mon Apr 18, 2005 6:51 am

* @Olaf wants a pimp wand
* @Olaf says, each time she catches someone Cybering she'll give them a skank xp award.
* @Olaf would have leveled by now


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PostAuthor: Olaf » Mon Apr 18, 2005 7:55 am

Moredo wrote:
* @Olaf wants a pimp wand
* @Olaf says, each time she catches someone Cybering she'll give them a skank xp award.
* @Olaf would have leveled by now


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IRC wrote:* Olaf wants a pimp wand
* Olaf says, each time she catches someone Cybering she'll give them a skank xp award.
<srn|Elvithrar> :)
* Olaf would have leveled by now
* Olaf is joking
* Olaf says seriously
* Olaf runs off crying

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PostAuthor: Sathsarrion » Thu Apr 21, 2005 12:36 pm

* NShade wonders vaguely if Avlis gods spend much time golfing.
<spool32> hahaha
<spool32> Aarilax would win regularly.
<spool32> Or Angadar
<NShade> I'm betting Gorethar has the best drive.
<NShade> And everyone knows Angadar cheats.
<KunojiLymthiltlay> Cha'reth hands out the refreshments
<NShade> The snack girl! ...er, elf.
<spool32> Toran would keep score.
<Sindol> Forian would be the flag pole
<NShade> lol
<spool32> Dru'El would stink... always aiming for the rough.
<Sindol> Maleki has recently been banned from the tournament for breaking his golf sticks (on O'Ma head).
<NShade> Aarilax would bring whole new meaning to the term "trap" on any golf course.
<Eindridi_lurking> Valok is a dirty stinking rules lawyer.
<Eindridi_lurking> :D
<NShade> Valok would be aiming for the other gods, and blaming Mikon.
<Wyrm|Toolset> Mikon would always end up exactly in the middle of the rankings
<spool32> he's calculate everyone else's handicap, too.
<spool32> *he'd
<Sindol> unbeknownst to most other golfers Mikon is also the owner of the golf course, with the power to evict any of the participants
<spool32> Wilsash would get frustrated after two double-bogeys, and rain the game out.
<NShade> Or Verossa.
<spool32> *nods*
<Sindol> Recently Clangeddin has been explained that golf is not played with an axe.
<NShade> A trail of cleaved golf balls were left in his wake.
<Sindol> He showed up a day later with a massive warclub though...
<Sindol> He's not too smart, but very focussed, mister Silverbeard is
<NShade> ...and set a course record, despite having stubby dwarf arms.
<spool32> NShade: ROTFL
* Jollyorc imagines Angadar nonchalantly kicking Valoks ball into the next bunker
<spool32> NShade: ROTFL
<NShade> Wow... twice? It wasn't that funny...
* Sindol imagines Valok running to the ref with his rulebook in one hand, crying "I've been griefed"
<Sindol> silly pointy-ears
<Wyrm|Toolset> Andrinor would argue teleporting balls is a valid mode of transporting them, and push his decision if anyone complains
<spool32> Xenon would bite the ducks in the water hazards, making them much more hazardous.
<Wyrm|Toolset> Vorin would be the ref
<Zamael668> Angadar kicks Valoks ball out of bounds, while valok is'nt looking... and replaces it with a sphere of anihilation that triggers when Valok's club hits it.
<NShade> Berryn would just be happy for everyone.
<Wyrm|Toolset> Pelar organizes the BBQ afterwards
<Zamael668> Caddies by Titania
<NShade> Ooooh.
* Sindol imagines little blue pictsies carrying massive divine golfclubs
<Zamael668> ... Golf Bags provided by Arrilax... finest quality lizard skin Drotid has to offer. ;)
<Wyrm|Toolset> evrak would be ruining the beer
<spool32> LOL
<NShade> Pfft. Aarilax would use elf skin.
<Sindol> agreed, much nicer and softer
<Sindol> not half as sturdy though
<Jollyorc> Drangonari Elf skin: Already dyed green
<NShade> That's ok, it makes for a continuous market.
<NShade> Besides, elf hair club covers are all the rage.
<Sindol> aha! that's what he's up to
* Sindol grumbles about clever marketing schemes
<Wyrm|Toolset> hurine would run the on-course gold shop
<spool32> between this and his range of home cleaning products, Aarilax will clean up.
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PostAuthor: Serineth Swiftpaw » Fri Apr 22, 2005 4:14 pm

Maybe a trip to the bathroom would be more appropriate?

[17:13:22] [spool32] *lifts feet*
[17:13:32] [spool32] *brown streak goes under chair*
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PostAuthor: Eef » Fri Apr 22, 2005 10:27 pm

[00:30] <Olaf> wooommmmmbbbbaaaaaatt
[00:30] <Olaf> rooOOOOOoaoaaaaarRRRrrr
[00:31] * Wombatforhire cowers
[00:31] <Wombatforhire> um....what's....wrong?
[00:31] * Olaf jumps out
[00:31] <Olaf> nothin.
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PostAuthor: Naieth » Fri Apr 22, 2005 10:45 pm

Sathsarrion wrote:
* NShade wonders vaguely if Avlis gods spend much time golfing.
<spool32> hahaha
<spool32> Aarilax would win regularly.
<spool32> Or Angadar
<NShade> I'm betting Gorethar has the best drive.
<NShade> And everyone knows Angadar cheats.
<KunojiLymthiltlay> Cha'reth hands out the refreshments
<NShade> The snack girl! ...er, elf.
<spool32> Toran would keep score.
<Sindol> Forian would be the flag pole
<NShade> lol
<spool32> Dru'El would stink... always aiming for the rough.
<Sindol> Maleki has recently been banned from the tournament for breaking his golf sticks (on O'Ma head).
<NShade> Aarilax would bring whole new meaning to the term "trap" on any golf course.
<Eindridi_lurking> Valok is a dirty stinking rules lawyer.
<Eindridi_lurking> :D
<NShade> Valok would be aiming for the other gods, and blaming Mikon.
<Wyrm|Toolset> Mikon would always end up exactly in the middle of the rankings
<spool32> he's calculate everyone else's handicap, too.
<spool32> *he'd
<Sindol> unbeknownst to most other golfers Mikon is also the owner of the golf course, with the power to evict any of the participants
<spool32> Wilsash would get frustrated after two double-bogeys, and rain the game out.
<NShade> Or Verossa.
<spool32> *nods*
<Sindol> Recently Clangeddin has been explained that golf is not played with an axe.
<NShade> A trail of cleaved golf balls were left in his wake.
<Sindol> He showed up a day later with a massive warclub though...
<Sindol> He's not too smart, but very focussed, mister Silverbeard is
<NShade> ...and set a course record, despite having stubby dwarf arms.
<spool32> NShade: ROTFL
* Jollyorc imagines Angadar nonchalantly kicking Valoks ball into the next bunker
<spool32> NShade: ROTFL
<NShade> Wow... twice? It wasn't that funny...
* Sindol imagines Valok running to the ref with his rulebook in one hand, crying "I've been griefed"
<Sindol> silly pointy-ears
<Wyrm|Toolset> Andrinor would argue teleporting balls is a valid mode of transporting them, and push his decision if anyone complains
<spool32> Xenon would bite the ducks in the water hazards, making them much more hazardous.
<Wyrm|Toolset> Vorin would be the ref
<Zamael668> Angadar kicks Valoks ball out of bounds, while valok is'nt looking... and replaces it with a sphere of anihilation that triggers when Valok's club hits it.
<NShade> Berryn would just be happy for everyone.
<Wyrm|Toolset> Pelar organizes the BBQ afterwards
<Zamael668> Caddies by Titania
<NShade> Ooooh.
* Sindol imagines little blue pictsies carrying massive divine golfclubs
<Zamael668> ... Golf Bags provided by Arrilax... finest quality lizard skin Drotid has to offer. ;)
<Wyrm|Toolset> evrak would be ruining the beer
<spool32> LOL
<NShade> Pfft. Aarilax would use elf skin.
<Sindol> agreed, much nicer and softer
<Sindol> not half as sturdy though
<Jollyorc> Drangonari Elf skin: Already dyed green
<NShade> That's ok, it makes for a continuous market.
<NShade> Besides, elf hair club covers are all the rage.
<Sindol> aha! that's what he's up to
* Sindol grumbles about clever marketing schemes
<Wyrm|Toolset> hurine would run the on-course gold shop
<spool32> between this and his range of home cleaning products, Aarilax will clean up.


LOL.. priceless :haha:
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Snow and Rhiss, Sittin' in a Tree...

PostAuthor: Rykoffe » Sat Apr 23, 2005 9:53 pm

<center>While we were talking about something completely
unrelated, Rhissaerk joins #avlis and Snow, for whatever
reason, opted to say, "like Rhiss" to make him worry.</center>
#avlis wrote:* Rhissaerk has joined #avlis
«Snow» like Rhiss
«Rhissaerk» Huh?
«Rhissaerk» What'd I miss?
«Snow» oops
* Snow whistles innnocently
«Rhissaerk» C'mon tell me!
«Rykoffe» Snow is telling us that Rhissaerk is one of the top three people Snow would kill a baby wemic with.
* Rhissaerk rubs his head.
«Rhissaerk» Snow wants baby wemic killing partners?
«Rykoffe» Yes.
«Evangel» yes
«Rhissaerk» Sounds fun, where do I sign up?
* PsiOmega pokes his eyes out
«Fleuretty» hehehe
* Stormhammer sees snow and rhiss killing baby wemics in his mind...and gouges out his eyes
«Snow» :O
* Snow refuses everything
«Fleuretty» that would be just.. too twisted maybe?
«Rhissaerk» Killing baby wemics, drawing people together.
* Snow has seen worse
«Rykoffe» Rhissaerk, dunno if you ever knew it, but there used to be a thread...
«Rhissaerk» OH i remember it
«PsiOmega» Ignorance is a bliss..
«Rykoffe» Snow is single-handedly responsible for the deaths of no less than four tribes.
«Rhissaerk» ...oh no...you meant killing baby wemics like...THAT!?
«Snow» :O
«Rhissaerk» AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

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PostAuthor: Snow » Sat Apr 23, 2005 10:06 pm

:lol:

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PostAuthor: Olaf » Sun Apr 24, 2005 2:35 am

:lol:
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PostAuthor: Eef » Fri Apr 29, 2005 10:53 am

[12:58] * cpampine goes off to the vault to search for penis
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PostAuthor: Isengrim » Fri Apr 29, 2005 11:55 am

Eef wrote:
[12:58] * cpampine goes off to the vault to search for penis
:shock: :lol:
As I could never refuse a woman... ;)
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PostAuthor: cpampine » Fri Apr 29, 2005 12:13 pm

/me blushes

It's not what it seems... Honest.
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PostAuthor: PsiOmega » Wed May 04, 2005 7:28 pm

Dark secrets revealed (more or less :) ) after a simple question..

<MongooseAndPip> Okay, I've been a member here for all of 3 weeks and I've seen that name more times than days I've been here. Who exactly is Isamu?
<NWAbyssalDune> a halfling lapdancer
<NWAbyssalDune> er... necroprancer
<NWAbyssalDune> er... necromancer
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PostAuthor: DanishPastry » Wed May 04, 2005 9:24 pm

Eef wrote:
[12:58] * cpampine goes off to the vault to search for penis

Bah, try the local pub instead!
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PostAuthor: TripleAught » Wed May 04, 2005 11:31 pm

PsiOmega wrote:Dark secrets revealed (more or less :) ) after a simple question..

<MongooseAndPip> Okay, I've been a member here for all of 3 weeks and I've seen that name more times than days I've been here. Who exactly is Isamu?
<NWAbyssalDune> a halfling lapdancer
<NWAbyssalDune> er... necroprancer
<NWAbyssalDune> er... necromancer


That was a good one. :lol: :lol:
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PostAuthor: Vipact » Sat May 07, 2005 6:10 am

* Gorgon farms gonads for a living. I'm a qualified specialist


And you thought you could get away with typing that. :twisted:
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PostAuthor: Arieanne » Sat May 07, 2005 6:19 am

<GunnerCade> olaf...*doesn't know if she is dm or not but knows she acts like it*

I was always wondering, how real DM should ACT... :lol:
Olaf...enlighten me.... :lol:
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PostAuthor: Olaf » Mon May 09, 2005 8:01 pm

<IAkrai> hi.. i have a script question.. can anyone try to help?
<IAkrai> how do i know if someone has an immunity for critical hits.. like undeads
<Olaf|Work> wha-?
<Olaf|Work> It'll say.. "Immune to crits" when you hit them?
<TripleAught|Work> Isn't there a friendlier way to find out?
<TripleAught|Work> Why is violence always the answer :)
<IAkrai> in the NWN script.. i am coding..
<Olaf|Work> you can examine them
<Krator[Julaspium]> in yellow text in the combat message thingy
<Olaf|Work> oh..
<Krator[Julaspium]> ah
<Enverex|Angst> TripleAught|Work: Bring up the "Examine" window
<Krator[Julaspium]> GetIsImmune afaik
<Krator[Julaspium]> let me search
<TripleAught|Work> Yes, I examine everything, I was just poking fun at Olaf.
<IAkrai> i saw that RangedTouchAttack() doesnt check for CH immunity..
<twiggy> you can always ask
<twiggy> I was wondering, do you have any anatomy that would succumb to a well place melee blow or projectile?

* Olaf|Work snorts
<twiggy> Any soft spots, necessary organs, or nexuses of consciousness?
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PostAuthor: Isengrim » Mon May 09, 2005 9:45 pm

IRC wrote:
* Dark_EK demands love from SignificantOwl



:shock:

Maybe better not going there...

:lol:
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PostAuthor: Significant Owl » Mon May 09, 2005 9:50 pm

:shh:
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PostAuthor: Drakuul » Mon May 09, 2005 11:39 pm

[00:36] * Drakuul hoards his sheep
[00:36] <Xeo> sheep mmmmmmm
[00:36] <Xeo> Gadda love da sheep on a pissed night with a pair of wellys and a wet blanket
[00:37] <Drakuul> I prefer Velcro trousers
[00:37] <Olaf|Work> xeo
[00:37] <Drakuul> They stick closer then
[00:37] <Olaf|Work> ..Drak
[00:37] <Xeo> dere be alot of mess with da art of sheep loving more so than donkeys
[00:37] <Drakuul> Hmm?
[00:37] * Olaf|Work steps back
[00:37] <Olaf|Work> nothing
[00:37] <Drakuul> You gotta kick them in the mouth to break their teeth though
[00:37] <Drakuul> So you can kiss them afterwards
[00:37] <Xeo> thats true
[00:37] <Xeo> very true
[00:37] * Olaf|Work falls off chair
[00:37] <Xeo> to true...... tis good for a ripe gumming though
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PostAuthor: Arieanne » Tue May 10, 2005 2:48 am

Drakuul, you forgot about this bit:
* Fuzz is fucking lazy
<Xeo-Kuras> who's lazy?
* Drakuul rescues Lazy
<Xeo-Kuras> anyone I know?
:lol:
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PostAuthor: Arieanne » Tue May 10, 2005 2:55 am

((uhh...))
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