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Re: IRC quotes!

PostPosted: Fri Oct 10, 2014 8:03 am
Author: yorlik
<Olaffy> !spin
<PsiOmegaDelta> Olaffy spins the bottle and gets... Yorlik <3
<Storm|> hah
<Storm|> hahahaha
* Olaffy puts a gun to her head
<Ronan> alas
<Ronan> !spin
<PsiOmegaDelta> Ronan spins the bottle and gets... Yorlik_Tower_ <3
<Ronan> ....uh
<Olaffy> *snorts*
<Storm|> oh noes
<Olaffy> HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA
<Olaffy> ok.. we can have a do over
<Storm|> does this mean you both combine in one place into some sort of ronan olaf conjoined twin?
<Olaffy> <_M
<Olaffy> ow..
<Olaffy> <_<*
<DrB4> O.O
<Storm|> ..and on the other side yorlik just gets ripped in half across the us


...

Re: IRC quotes!

PostPosted: Fri Oct 10, 2014 8:58 am
Author: Gorgon
In full context...
<Sarm> * Olaffy waves the "Shaahesk Scale Helmet of Wonder" and points it at Ronan - Both Olaffy and Ronan permanently trade places with random Avlis regulars.
<Ronan> Um, who do we trade with
<Olaffy> like this
<Olaffy> !spin
<PsiOmegaDelta> Olaffy spins the bottle and gets... Yorlik <3
<Storm|> hah
<Storm|> hahahaha
* Olaffy puts a gun to her head
<Ronan> alas
<Ronan> !spin
<PsiOmegaDelta> Ronan spins the bottle and gets... Yorlik_Tower_ <3
<Ronan> ....uh
<Olaffy> *snorts*
<Storm|> oh noes
<Olaffy> HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA
<Olaffy> ok.. we can have a do over
<Storm|> does this mean you both combine in one place into some sort of ronan olaf conjoined twin?
<Olaffy> <_M
<Olaffy> ow..
<Olaffy> <_<*
<DrB4> O.O
<Storm|> ..and on the other side yorlik just gets ripped in half across the us
<Storm|> not the best day for the wand

Re: IRC quotes!

PostPosted: Fri Oct 10, 2014 10:34 am
Author: Darkfire
Oh that's funny, lol

Re: IRC quotes!

PostPosted: Fri Oct 10, 2014 11:28 am
Author: yorlik
Its getting even funnier ...

<Darkfire> !spin
<PsiOmegaDelta> Darkfire spins the bottle and gets... Yorlik_Tower <3
<Darkfire> what a whore
<Darkfire> I saw the IRC quotes
* krackq0 (IceChat77@dslb-178-003-149-232.178.003. ... fone-ip.de) has joined
<Gumble> Yeah, I saw them too. Eeewwww
<Darkfire> let someone else take a turn you foul conjoined ripped in half something creature tower thing
* mr_wibble (59a068d2@dslb-178-003-149-232.178.003.p ... fone-ip.de) has joined
* PsiGamma has quit (Quit: AlphaOmega)
* mr_wibble is now known as POD|Work
<Yorlik> ...
<Yorlik> This is becoming derogatory and not fun. i am not amused.
<Yorlik> Stop it.
* Gorgon suggests anti-spin countermeasures, likes the ones he has in place
* Yorlik draws a line __________________________________________________

Re: IRC quotes!

PostPosted: Fri Oct 10, 2014 11:29 am
Author: Nighthawk4
A Ronan/Olaf/Darkfire Gestalt :shock:

All have been Yorlikised :lol:

Re: IRC quotes!

PostPosted: Wed Oct 15, 2014 5:48 pm
Author: SaraEF
Lyc's secret identity unravels before our eyes:

[18:36] <Lycanthropy> let's go malekite
[18:36] <Lycanthropy> and give some dwarfs a fright
[18:36] <Lycanthropy> let's all spread some fear!
[18:36] <Lycanthropy> up where the air is clear!

Re: IRC quotes!

PostPosted: Sat Oct 18, 2014 2:53 am
Author: Gorgon
Best Trade Fair host ever! :cooler:
<Katster> blargh
<Katster> that's two in a row
<Katster> I was trying to tip teauge, I swear
<rk57957> you probably have something eating your internets
<rk57957> like a wood chuck
<Katster> hope I didn't attack him while walking over
<Katster> although that would be hilarious.
<Storm|> haha
<Katster> Gracie Dane hates music
<Storm|> gracie just fireballed the room! worst host ever!
<Katster> hah
<Katster> at least it was not a hellball
<rk57957> hmmm
<Storm|> well, its not micah..
<rk57957> i do have my max empowere rods
<rk57957> and lilke almost everyone is with in range
* Katster gates in something awful and unhappy
<Storm|> formian?
<Katster> perhaps

Re: IRC quotes!

PostPosted: Sat Oct 18, 2014 8:14 am
Author: yorlik
During the trade fair. My stall is No. 3. I was offline from the game.

<Yorlik> Oy
<Chemical-Burn> someone trashed stall 3
<Chemical-Burn> door is gone. chest is gone. whoever had that stall is sol
<Brayon> O.o
<Chemical-Burn> oh Sammy is walking around. I bet he sneezed or something
<Zombie> wasnt gal!
<Yorlik> I know you're pulling legs, however - funny idea
<Yorlik> :P
<Yorlik> You have been Yorlikized
<Chemical-Burn> it was worth a try
<Yorlik> :D

Re: IRC quotes!

PostPosted: Tue Oct 21, 2014 4:52 pm
Author: yorlik
Since there is already enough circle jerking and there never can be enough self pimpage I'm adding another one:

Nighthawk4 slowly downloading Starcraft demo - first 5.5GB took 8 hours
Nighthawk4 9.5GB to go
Yorlik_Tower Hahaha
Yorlik_Tower ROFl ... sorry NH4 -- I can't help ...
Yorlik_Tower You are the master downloader/updater of the year for me.
Nighthawk4 makes note to DP Yorlik's PC
Yorlik_Tower I think I'll start counting your Gigabytes
rk_work sadly
Nighthawk4 35GB in the last 30 days
Yorlik_Tower Please please do not DP me ...
rk_work kassha's disintegrate DC maxes out at 42
Nighthawk4 15GB allowance remaining
Yorlik_Tower wants a proper vault jail, if any
rk_work no no DP him
rk_work that way I can steal his stuff
Yorlik_Tower Naw .. Dping uis just lame
Yorlik_Tower Vault jail.loadstone, ability drain
Yorlik_Tower Don't be sissies
Yorlik_Tower XP=0
rk_work turn him into a halfling
-->| Mhog (IceChat7@dslc-082-083-091-159.pools.arcor-ip.net) has joined #avlis
Yorlik_Tower Hmmm .... interesting idea.
Nighthawk4 or option 4: All of the above
Yorlik_Tower I think I'll breed with Trolls then and found the race of Halolls

-->| S_N (jx@dslc-082-083-091-159.pools.arcor-ip.net) has joined #avlis
Brayon Nighthawk4: just don't DP Yorlik_Tower's Gnoll. You might crash the server as his inventory is stripped.
Nighthawk4 hehe
Nighthawk4 flesh to stone?
Brayon That works. At the Bottom of LRC
Nighthawk4 in the middle of Mikona
Yorlik_Tower Dang - just posted the irc quotes, but now you get creative - I think I'll edit my post and add that.

Re: IRC quotes!

PostPosted: Tue Dec 16, 2014 2:23 am
Author: SaraEF
[23:46] <TwiBel> I deal in uniquely awful phrases :D
[23:46] <TwiBel> I am a wordsmith

Re: IRC quotes!

PostPosted: Wed Dec 24, 2014 2:24 pm
Author: Gorgon
Just had to share this one...
<Chemical-Burn> Oh boy this baby. I had to change 4 diapers in 5 min because each time I cleaned and wiped she would pee or poo right in the fresh one.
<Zombie> :D
<Brigh> It's your lucky day! 4 in a row!
* Brigh vanishes before shit hits the fan.
<Zombie> It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.

Re: IRC quotes!

PostPosted: Tue Feb 03, 2015 9:30 pm
Author: SaraEF
[20:14] <@Lycanthropy> a fourth-grade student has been suspended from school here in Texas for threatening another child with the One Ring of Power
[20:14] <@Lycanthropy> seems reasonable to me, you can't have kids going around binding the souls of mortal men doomed to die, can you
[20:14] <@Lycanthropy> what kind of society would that be

Re: IRC quotes!

PostPosted: Fri Mar 13, 2015 2:58 am
Author: Brayon
[10:46]<rk57957> hmmm
[10:46]* rk57957 needs a mage to read over something for him
[10:46]<rk57957> preferably one who artifices
[10:47]<krackq0> I'll do it for you
[10:48]<krackq0> what is artifeces?
[10:51]<rk57957> in finn's case it's where he shakes the wand in that special way and magic happens
[10:51]<Brayon> !pop
[10:51]* Gorgon [Avlis Server Totals] -> Le'Or: 2, Wilderness: 11 --> Total players: 13
[10:53]<Victor> Typically that's called indecent exposure, rk
[10:54]<Storm|> whats the thing?
[10:54]<krackq0> !wand Storm|
[10:54]<Sarm> * krackq0 waves the "Iron Hat of Wonder" and points it at Storm| - Storm|'s equipment turns to
salt.
[10:54]<Storm|> son of a..
[10:55]<Brayon> !wand krackq0
[10:55]<Sarm> * Brayon waves the "Ruby Axe of Wonder" and points it at krackq0 - krackq0 suddenly begins to
masturbate uncontrollably!
[10:56]<Brayon> hahahahaha
[10:56]<Storm|> thats a terrible option..
[10:56]<Storm|> that said
[10:56]* Storm| throws salt on it
[10:56]<krackq0> ...
[10:56]<rk57957> hahhahahaha
[10:56]<rk57957> artifice

Re: IRC quotes!

PostPosted: Thu Apr 02, 2015 4:10 am
Author: Brayon
[12:01]<Brayon> !wand rk57957
[12:01]<Sarm> * Brayon waves the "Ebony Wood Pendant of Wonder" and points it at rk57957 - Plethora appears
and will answer one question for party.
[12:01]<Brayon> Oh Irony..
[12:01]* Brayon just sent Pleth a follow up PM, with questions. LOL
[12:02]<Ariana> haha
[12:05]* Victor steals the Pleth summoning wand and runs off, saying something about "My precious'
[12:05]<Brayon> LOL
[12:06]<Storm|> 0.o
[12:06]<Brayon> !wand Victor
[12:06]<Sarm> * Brayon waves the "Diamond Knife of Wonder" and points it at Victor - Disintegrates Victor.
[12:06]<Victor> son of a bitch!
[12:06]* Brayon takes the summoning device back
[12:06]<Victor> That's some bullshit.

Re: IRC quotes!

PostPosted: Thu Apr 02, 2015 5:57 am
Author: Plethora
hehehehehehe

Re: IRC quotes!

PostPosted: Thu Apr 09, 2015 12:57 am
Author: Brayon
From a Private conversation with Ariana on IRC. If there are any Artist that could do this, it would be funny!
[08:41]<Ariana> Lol I can see the picket signs in front of your steak house now lol
[08:41]<Ariana> Arcaida, A few tree huggers, and tor with a confused hungry look holding up signs wanting to save
the beef LOL
[08:42]<Ariana> If I could draw I would so draw that lol
[08:43]<Ariana> heh If I could draw I would make up an avlis comic revolving around AJ's Forian Steak house
[08:45]<Brayon> LOL
[08:46]<Brayon> That would be funny.
[08:46]<Brayon> Love it. You're right. I can see it as well.
[08:46]<Ariana> I can so see Tor whispering he's sorry to AJ and Aj telling him no worries and sneaking him a steak
when Arcadia is not looking
[08:48]<Ariana> Another one would be Ronan coming by asking if he had tea and Aj pointing to a sign No shoes no
pants no undead sign...
[08:49]<Ariana> Added in pen would be no purple mages and purple would be crossed out and violet added
[08:51]<Brayon> LOL
[08:52]<Ariana> Then the next comic would be Vastin and Lilianan holding picket signs
[08:52]<Ariana> Arcadia would have new signs Save the beaf kill a violet mage
[08:53]<Brayon> You're going to have to post this on the Forums... its too funny not to share.
[08:53]<Brayon> LOLOL
[08:53]<Ariana> hehe
[08:54]<Ariana> go for it

Re: IRC quotes!

PostPosted: Thu May 28, 2015 3:19 am
Author: TwiBel
rk57957 you know
rk57957 if the shaahesk dropped crafting components on death
rk57957 elysia would have murdered them all in a week

Re: IRC quotes!

PostPosted: Sat May 30, 2015 11:12 pm
Author: Gorgon
Another example of how one thing leads to another in IRC, and a peek at the fun to be had when Avlis meets (in?) RL.
*Edited out the side comments.
* DrB4 watches Houston flood... again
<Quizi> use this http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Weather_modification
<DrB4> See
<DrB4> I work in the oil industry
<DrB4> we are the ultimate weather modifyers.
<DrB4> and everybody knows tornados only hit trailer parks
<Quizi> or maybe just try shooing it away with a broom
<DrB4> nah
<DrB4> I do shit like
<DrB4> order pizza
<DrB4> so the pizza guy has to run to my front door afdte driving his tiny car through the flooded road
<DrB4> and I stand in the way and am slow and clumsy
<DrB4> making him stand in the rain
* refminion remembers the poor waitress in New York
<DrB4> *shifty eyes*
<DrB4> that's like Pleth's favorite ben story ref
<refminion> haha
<DrB4> when trying to explain me, she explains that.
<refminion> You or me B4?
<DrB4> go for it
<refminion> We're in NY. I think it was me, Pleth, B4, Ens Grunt, PJ and maybe Krackq.
<refminion> Looking around for breakfast and end up in this fancy place.
<refminion> None of us expect Ens looking remotely fancy.
<refminion> They have fresh orange juice on the menu.
<refminion> And B4 starts asking the waitress is it fresh squeezed or frozen immediatly after squeezing, stored under liquid nitrogen and then thawed that morning.
<refminion> Then explains chemical engineering stuff for context.
<refminion> Girl gets quite confused and flustered.
<refminion> "I don't know it just says fresh"
* krackq0 remembers this!
* refminion can't for the life of him remember if it was fresh or not
<refminion> We finish up, pay, tip and leave.
<refminion> Ens leaves a note by the cheque.
<refminion> "I deeply apologise for my husband"

Re: IRC quotes!

PostPosted: Sat May 30, 2015 11:30 pm
Author: silverfields2
Was that the whole New York water thing? I think it was about water not OJ and I see that you remmber me well. :schauen:


*is forgotten*

Re: IRC quotes!

PostPosted: Sat May 30, 2015 11:48 pm
Author: refminion
Might have got my times mixed up. I thought we met up with you and Dan (Galen) that afternoon.

*will never forget hanging out with MJ*

Re: IRC quotes!

PostPosted: Sat May 30, 2015 11:49 pm
Author: Plethora
best
Confounder
Ever

Re: IRC quotes!

PostPosted: Sat May 30, 2015 11:54 pm
Author: krackq
It was definitely about OJ, I'm sure of that. Fun times!

Re: IRC quotes!

PostPosted: Sun May 31, 2015 12:00 am
Author: silverfields2
Plethora wrote:best
Confounder
Ever



I needed to hear you say that again...

aaaannnd....

krackq wrote:It was definitely about OJ, I'm sure of that. Fun times!


.. YOU may have heard a conversation about OJ... I was sitting next to him at breakfast while he gave the waitress a hard time about how the water in New York was filtered....

Re: IRC quotes!

PostPosted: Sun May 31, 2015 12:05 am
Author: Plethora
silverfields2 wrote:
Plethora wrote:best
Confounder
Ever



I needed to hear you say that again...

aaaannnd....

krackq wrote:It was definitely about OJ, I'm sure of that. Fun times!


.. YOU may have heard a conversation about OJ... I was sitting next to him at breakfast while he gave the waitress a hard time about how the water in New York was filtered....


I remember OJ.. but i remember the water one also.. the water one also happened!

Re: IRC quotes!

PostPosted: Sun May 31, 2015 12:11 am
Author: krackq
I vaguely remember that too. I blame Seka