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Re: IRC quotes!

PostAuthor: Plethora » Sat Nov 23, 2013 9:27 am

[19:18] <xiaouwrk> You missed some stellar rp tonight in Zvid Pleth
[19:18] <Pleth> dawhh
[19:18] <xiaouwrk> We measured Flenks ass
[19:18] <Pleth> ahahaha
[19:19] <xiaouwrk> And by we I mean Serenity
[19:19] <Squarefox> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eem2Ehq_xBI <----Refminion?
[19:19] <xiaouwrk> and it was for science
[19:19] <xiaouwrk> You see
[19:19] <xiaouwrk> He was describing it as the reference measurement of ampleness
[19:20] <xiaouwrk> one flenkenbottom
[19:20] <xiaouwrk> So got a quarterstaff out
[19:20] <xiaouwrk> and measured length, width and depth to hip
[19:21] <xiaouwrk> That way Gracie, Solveig and others can see what percentage of one flenkenbottom they're working with
[19:22] <Pleth> hhaha
[19:22] <Pleth> Grunt is classic :D
[19:22] <xiaouwrk> There may or may not be a push to use this as a base unit to found a new Deglossian system of weights and measures to be used in international trade arising from this
[19:22] <xiaouwrk> I'm not a politician, I'm a scientist
[19:23] <Pleth> hahaha
[19:23] <xiaouwrk> I think the forest madness is rubbing off on my straight laced pc
[19:23] <xiaouwrk> How did I get mixed up in this?
[19:25] <Squarefox> The Flenk was explaining to a group of us his system for measuring weight and distance in Flenkens too. And we considered what percentage of a Flenken one cupcake was...
[19:25] <Squarefox> It was so very technical.
[19:25] <xiaouwrk> We did measure the length of one flenken
[19:25] <xiaouwrk> And I let him copy the measurements from the quarterstaff to his mage staff
[19:26] <xiaouwrk> So it should be clear going forward
[19:26] <Squarefox> Ah yes, all staves are not proper if they exceed one Flenken.
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Re: IRC quotes!

PostAuthor: Hamlet » Fri Dec 06, 2013 2:28 am

The WTF fairy wrote:<draco> i dont hang out at grandmas
<Olaffy> is she dead?
<draco> no
<Olaffy> then why the fuck not
<draco> i dont even know where she lives
<draco> besides it is different with crazy mexican peoples
<Olaffy> nonsense
<Olaffy> only difference .. instead of fresh baked cookies .. it's tamale
draco> i grew up listening to her tell stories about how she stabbed a deputy with a broken bottle

:flucht:
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Re: IRC quotes!

PostAuthor: Plethora » Fri Dec 06, 2013 9:01 am

[18:59] <xiaouwrk> YOU ARE NOT A BALLERINA
[18:59] <xiaouwrk> stop it
[18:59] <xiaouwrk> *pirouettes*
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Re: IRC quotes!

PostAuthor: Plethora » Fri Dec 06, 2013 9:17 am

[19:12] <Squarefox> Poor Damar, so misunderstood...So lonely.
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Re: IRC quotes!

PostAuthor: Xiaou » Sun Dec 29, 2013 6:16 am

A revelation, and perhaps an explanation


[01:13] Brayon AJ doesn't have PP
[01:13] Quizi well that spoils the mystery
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Re: IRC quotes!

PostAuthor: Brayon » Sun Dec 29, 2013 7:14 am

Xiaou wrote:A revelation, and perhaps an explanation


[01:13] Brayon AJ doesn't have PP
[01:13] Quizi well that spoils the mystery


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Re: IRC quotes!

PostAuthor: Hamlet » Tue Dec 31, 2013 6:59 pm

The catty committee wrote:<Squarefox> Well, you don't do it just to make the point. You do it because the cat wakes up and goes 'Merp?' whilst giving you a whaaaat?? expression. And that never gets old.
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Re: IRC quotes!

PostAuthor: Hamlet » Sun Jan 05, 2014 3:34 am

The Three Wise Men wrote:<Troth> I now want to set up a meeting between Anders and Alvinar just so the two of them can bother everyone with their accents.
<rk57957> but anders is fun
<Darkfire> haha
<Darkfire> as long as after everyone talks
<Darkfire> they look at each other
<Darkfire> buddy christ pose
<Darkfire> and go " 'eeeey'

Can I put this on my wish list for next Christmas? X:|
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Re: IRC quotes!

PostAuthor: Hamlet » Tue Jan 07, 2014 3:04 am

The Perspective Twisters wrote:<nihprodne> omw, just have to take dogs out
<rk57957> haha
<rk57957> your nuts are gonna freeze
<rk57957> and fall off
<nihprodne> no, they'll just retreat from the battle
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Re: IRC quotes!

PostAuthor: Hamlet » Wed Jan 08, 2014 5:21 am

The Book of LAME wrote:<QuiziBMoneySymbol> A little bummed out, just max empowered my first spell...
* QuiziBMoneySymbol used a rod

:-({|=
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Re: IRC quotes!

PostAuthor: QuizatzHaderach » Wed Jan 08, 2014 6:49 am

Hey, I told you I am sensitive about that.
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Re: IRC quotes!

PostAuthor: Hamlet » Sat Jan 11, 2014 3:53 am

xiaou wrote:<snore> Quinoxitl ..
<snore> knows how to paaarty
<snore> Quinoxitllllllllllllll
<snore> knows how to paaarty
<snore> in the citaaaaayyy
<snore> city of verlog
<snore> I want more sleep
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Re: IRC quotes!

PostAuthor: Hamlet » Sun Jan 12, 2014 3:21 am

Grandpa wrote:<Nighthawk4> no such thing as a sugar daddy
<Nighthawk4> sugar reproduces asexually
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Re: IRC quotes!

PostAuthor: Plethora » Wed Jan 15, 2014 11:36 am

[20:53] <DrB4fk> aassss and titties
[20:53] <DrB4fk> asss and titties
[20:53] <DrB4fk> aasss and tittiesss
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Re: IRC quotes!

PostAuthor: Brayon » Wed Jan 15, 2014 4:29 pm

[11:18] * LostCause still doesn't know what draco wanted earlier
[11:18] <Brayon> Its draco, it could of been anything
[11:18] * Brayon gives LostCause some Magical Cookies.... with sparkels.
[11:18] <LostCause> This is true
[11:19] <LostCause> But if we say draco enough, draco might hear the pings
[11:19] <Brayon> draco come here draco
[11:19] <Brayon> Oh where oh wehre has our draco gone
[11:20] <LostCause> A draco, a draco.. my kingdom for a draco!
[11:21] <Brayon> Red rover, red rover, send draco on over.
[11:22] <Brayon> You couldn't have the movie Dragonheart without draco in it
[11:22] <LostCause> This is true
[11:23] <LostCause> But what evil person here has part of draco's heart then?
[11:23] <SarmDroid2> Hi
[11:23] <Brayon> draco king, draco king, take this LostCause away... To the Labyrinth!
[11:23] * SarmDroid2 is now known as SarmDroid
[11:24] <LostCause> So we have to kill draco to kill you, Sarmdroid?
[11:24] <rk_work> And what would Harry Potter be with out his nemesis Draco Malfoy?
[11:24] <LostCause> Draco's... draco's everywhere!
[11:24] <Brayon> makes sense that SarmDroid would have part of draco's heart. He's always beating him up, and setting him on fire
[11:25] <Brayon> draco, draco everywhere but not a drop of draco to drink
[11:25] <Brayon> ok, that last one was a little creepy
[11:26] <LostCause> A little, yes.

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Re: IRC quotes!

PostAuthor: Eklektikos » Fri Jan 24, 2014 6:57 pm

[18:55] <Nob> Just remember, darjth plays the Gomer Pyle of characters.
[18:55] <darjth|c|__|> I sort of hate you Nob
[18:55] <Nob> He got picked on by his teacher (drill sergeant) so much that he went postal.
[18:55] <darjth|c|__|> haha
[18:55] <darjth|c|__|> hahahaha
[18:56] <darjth|c|__|> Ok, thats probably true.
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Re: IRC quotes!

PostAuthor: Brayon » Sat Jan 25, 2014 12:35 am

[18:37] * twiggy
[18:39] * LostCause throws a birthday cake at twiggy
[18:39] <twiggy> :)
[18:39] <twiggy> I'll catch it with my mouth, watch
[18:39] * darjth|c|__|
[18:39] <Grunt> I know a way to make sure he doesn't
[18:41] <twiggy> doh
[18:42] <Grunt> Bake one of those penis shaped cakes
[18:42] <Grunt> Even the Flenk would sidestep that one
[18:43] <Grunt> Unless you enjoy bachelorette party dessert leftovers. We won't judge'
[18:44] <Sarm> That's a Flenken mouth filler even he'd avoid

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Re: IRC quotes!

PostAuthor: Hamlet » Sat Jan 25, 2014 12:38 am

The cold blooded wrote:<rk57957> mostly it's give Izzy Pedialite which tastes nasty
<Brayon> poor baby
<Xaila> I was actually trying to give that shit to one of my geckos
<Xaila> I'd rather try to give it to a baby
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Re: IRC quotes!

PostAuthor: Hamlet » Wed Jan 29, 2014 5:21 pm

I rarely self-quote but when I do ... wrote:<tindertwiggy> rk let's make a wand.
<Olaffy> rk, lets make a snowman
<voidHamlet> tindertwiggy, for whatever reason I thought that sentence went "rk let's make a baby"
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Re: IRC quotes!

PostAuthor: Hamlet » Mon Feb 03, 2014 10:39 pm

What's this? I don't even ... wrote:<Pekarion> That bodak certainly didn't respect the maracas
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Re: IRC quotes!

PostAuthor: Hamlet » Fri Feb 07, 2014 12:02 am

Right as rain wrote:<rkzzZzz> sometimes I stone him
<rkzzZzz> and then beat him to death
* rkzzZzz probably has issues
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Re: IRC quotes!

PostAuthor: Hamlet » Sat Mar 01, 2014 8:04 pm

Mature Drama wrote:<draco> I ate a bologna sandwich yesterday
<draco> woke up in the middle of the night vomiting
<draco> it made me feel really mature, though
<draco> like I'm at the point in life where I can just start throwing up and not act like it's a huge deal
<DrB4> dude I love that feeling
<DrB4> just ... go to work the next day no big deal
<draco> yeah
<draco> like I even feel up to eating shellfish and stuff now
<draco> like it's some kind of power I possess
<DrB4> or eat a pizza and drink a 2L of coke at 11 pm, knowing by 3 am it won't be there any more
<DrB4> especially if you add the hot wings
<draco> that's actually kind of gross
<DrB4> hey man
<DrB4> don't judge me
<DrB4> !!
<draco> I'm judging
<DrB4> I thought we were having a moment
<DrB4> and you turned your back on me
<draco> I was totally in this with you
<draco> but you went too far
<DrB4> damnit
<draco> and now I'm judging
<DrB4> I always go too far
<DrB4> T_T
* DrB4 orders a pizza to cope
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Re: IRC quotes!

PostAuthor: LadyAwesome » Sat Mar 08, 2014 9:47 pm

* Lala is a foot tripping ninja.
<Quizi> some judo or what?
<@PsiOmegaDelta> Foot tripping I can live with.. I was thinking of other alternatives..
<Lala> Keep it clean POD, there is kids in the room.
<Nighthawk4> escrima perhaps?
<Zombie> me averts his eyes
<Zombie> bah
* Zombie fails at emotes
<@PsiOmegaDelta> I was rather thinking of a punch at a convenient height
<Nighthawk4> crotch kick?
<@PsiOmegaDelta> Which I wouldn't really want to be thinking off
<Zombie> we are all hobbit sized down here you know so watch it
<Nighthawk4> aim lower
<Nighthawk4> one ring to rule them all


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Re: IRC quotes!

PostAuthor: Hamlet » Fri Mar 14, 2014 5:07 pm

The lone voice of reason wrote:<Troth> I say embrace your super powers.
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Re: IRC quotes!

PostAuthor: Hamlet » Thu Mar 20, 2014 4:22 pm

Take a hint wrote:* xiaou has joined #avlis
<xiaou> His name was Billy, he was taken over by the Lich, and that's math dude.
* darjth has joined #avlis
<darjth> huh
<darjth> my three year old almost made a monthly donation to FOIG, Inc
<xiaou> of cheerios?
<darjth> n o
<darjth> he opened paypal
<darjth> had a 5 dollar donation up
<xiaou> Thats unusual
<darjth> it was weird
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