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Re: IRC quotes!

PostAuthor: PsiOmega » Mon Sep 16, 2013 10:43 am

asugden: last time I did it with that ogre I believe he was naked carrying a club with a wizard following him
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Re: IRC quotes!

PostAuthor: Psye Shaar » Thu Oct 03, 2013 1:10 pm

<Katster>....and voila, 15 inches of fun arrived.


Not taken out of context at all.. honest!
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Re: IRC quotes!

PostAuthor: Brayon » Mon Oct 07, 2013 11:16 pm

[19:13] <Brayon> !wand Olaffy
[19:13] <Sarmanos> * Brayon waves the "Mithril Staff of Wonder" and points it at Olaffy - Both Brayon and Olaffy areon an acid trip until 'cure disease' is cast, but they will think the casters are purple, sticky, delinquent monkeysswimming in a sea of aqualube and run away. Male trippers will believe that their penis has jumped out of their pants and run away, and chase it. Female trippers will believe that
[19:13] <Sarmanos> the devil has burst through the wall, demanding that they eat her ice cream.


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Re: IRC quotes!

PostAuthor: Hamlet » Mon Oct 07, 2013 11:29 pm

... mere seconds before that:

<Olaffy> I'd like to use my free anti-wand thingie now
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Re: IRC quotes!

PostAuthor: Gorgon » Thu Oct 10, 2013 5:37 am

<Isadora> Uh oh
<Isadora> so
<Isadora> I took a psion level but didn't have room in my inventory
<Isadora> I just dropped a pc hide
<Isadora> is that bad

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Re: IRC quotes!

PostAuthor: Katroine » Sun Oct 13, 2013 4:11 pm

<Crunk> I've been trying my best to mount my dragon for the better part of 10 minutes.
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Re: IRC quotes!

PostAuthor: Hamlet » Sun Oct 13, 2013 8:11 pm

<Quizi> I am like lvl 30 and I still do hobos
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Re: IRC quotes!

PostAuthor: Hamlet » Tue Oct 15, 2013 5:10 am

<nihprodne> my router has no gaza strip
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Re: IRC quotes!

PostAuthor: Hamlet » Thu Oct 17, 2013 11:31 pm

<Katster_> I do love slaadi
<Katster_> and their tongues.
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Re: IRC quotes!

PostAuthor: Hamlet » Fri Oct 18, 2013 9:10 pm

<Gorgon> When a guild has a plot ale as their guild item, you know what they care about
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Re: IRC quotes!

PostAuthor: refminion » Sat Oct 19, 2013 7:14 pm

[20:08] * Roadcone (Roadcone@cpc5-cdif13-2-0-cust190.5-1.ca ... nmedia.com) has joined #avlis
[20:08] * refminion smites
[20:08] * Roadcone is orange
[20:08] * Roadcone is coneshaped
[20:08] <Squarefox> Oh dear lords...
Ferrell is like Willy Wonka's chocolate factory....all beautiful scenery and little people...then you enter any cave and its like that boat ride from hell.

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Re: IRC quotes!

PostAuthor: Hamlet » Sun Oct 20, 2013 11:27 pm

Much ado about a tuna sandwich. :schauen:

<Kayla|class> do you sculpt it into looking like a tuna
<Xiaou> it's more a texture / assault on the palate sort of solution
<Xiaou> but I like it
<Kayla|class> If it takes like tuna then its still yuck
<Xiaou> I won't lie Kayla
<Xiaou> I have considered it
<Xiaou> but tuna are large and I dont have a big apartment
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<Kayla|class> You know whats cute... the picture of twiggys kid with rice up her nose <3
<Xiaou> haha
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Re: IRC quotes!

PostAuthor: Plethora » Fri Oct 25, 2013 10:15 am

[19:44] <xiaouwrk> "Why is my ear moist?"
[19:44] <DrB4|Gym> ooof you used the word moist
[19:44] <xiaouwrk> it's kryptonite to some
[19:44] <DrB4|Gym> that just... gives me more... I want breakfast.

I would agree with you, but then, we would both be wrong..
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Re: IRC quotes!

PostAuthor: Hamlet » Sat Oct 26, 2013 6:11 pm

The Lonely Island wrote:[21:07:00] PsiOmegaDelta isn't a cool guy, can look at explosions all day

Epic Metal Fail? wrote:[21:12:26] <Zonr_0> haha and I forgot I had shuffle on and I'm listening to Judas Priest
[21:12:54] <Zonr_0> and so I'm listening to Battle Hymn, and was super psyched for One Shot at Glory to start
[21:13:03] <Zonr_0> and then it jumps to a completely different song, haha.
[21:13:10] <Zonr_0> ROCK BLOCKED
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Re: IRC quotes!

PostAuthor: Sarmanos » Sat Nov 02, 2013 5:01 pm

[12:59] <badja> !wand Welsh Winds
[12:59] <Sarm> * badja waves the "Fey Steel Robe of Wonder" and points it at Welsh - gets insane desire to eat own feet. If Welsh is inanimate object, badja gets insane desire to eat Welsh.
[12:59] <badja> aww crap >_<
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Vetinari: You seem to have retained this even though you are Authority.
Vimes: Sir?
Vetinari: That's practically Zen.
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Re: IRC quotes!

PostAuthor: Plethora » Sun Nov 03, 2013 1:26 am

[11:22] <Storm|> why do i feel like that was a hug given to 'speshul' people

I would agree with you, but then, we would both be wrong..
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Re: IRC quotes!

PostAuthor: Micah » Tue Nov 05, 2013 4:05 am

<Katster>: My little brownie went to the toymakers dungeon. t r a u m a t i z e d
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Re: IRC quotes!

PostAuthor: refminion » Thu Nov 07, 2013 11:40 pm

[23:33] <Katster> Olaffy got Alisse a little wet the other night
[23:33] <Katster> that came out really wrong.
[23:33] <darjth|C|_|> ...
[23:33] <refminion_> o.0
[23:33] <Olaffy> yeah it did
[23:33] * Katster erases
[23:33] <Olaffy> holy shit. I'm pretty turned on now
[23:33] <Olaffy> thanks
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Re: IRC quotes!

PostAuthor: Plethora » Fri Nov 08, 2013 7:19 am

[17:14] <Raar|work> So.. Ronan_ how does one book Pleth?

[17:15] <Ronan_> Well, first you take a book... then you close it on her quick before she can escape
[17:16] <Flamela|doinstuff> hahahaha <3 Ronan

I would agree with you, but then, we would both be wrong..
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Re: IRC quotes!

PostAuthor: Darkfire » Wed Nov 13, 2013 2:43 pm

<xiaou> *swallows*
<xiaou> Thank you
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Re: IRC quotes!

PostAuthor: Plethora » Fri Nov 15, 2013 8:39 am

I usually would never quote a convo i was a part of.. but from the dm channel (apologies to those offended, just silliness)

[18:33] <xiaouwrk> you missed a delightful pun earlier
[18:33] <Pleth> oh?
[18:33] <xiaouwrk> I was shattered that no one quoted me
[18:33] <xiaouwrk> in irc quotes
[18:33] <Pleth> it was?
[18:34] <xiaouwrk> Kayla posted a pic from fb about her friends baby cow
[18:34] <xiaouwrk> with a moon on its head
[18:34] <xiaouwrk> and we checked the link and I noticed it was a crescent moon
[18:34] <xiaouwrk> and said that this wasnt a demonic thing after all
[18:35] <xiaouwrk> it merely meant that the cow was religious
[18:35] <Pleth> hahahaha
[18:35] <xiaouwrk> it was in fact *shades*
[18:35] <xiaouwrk> MOOSLIM
[18:35] <Pleth> ...
[18:35] <xiaouwrk> YEAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
[18:35] <Pleth> BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
[18:35] <Pleth> hhahahahahaha
[18:35] <xiaouwrk> heathens
[18:35] <xiaouwrk> or I should say
[18:35] <xiaouwrk> Infidels
[18:35] * Pleth snorts scotch out nose
[18:35] <Pleth> hahahaha

[18:35] <Pleth> fuck me, that is a classic!

[18:36] <xiaouwrk> I agree!
[18:36] <Pleth> I would be gutted too if it wasnt quoted!!

[18:36] <xiaouwrk> and yet the opportunity to have it cataloged for posterity in the proper manner (namely, not by my own hand) was lost
[18:36] <xiaouwrk> well, sf liked it

[18:36] <Pleth> dayum infidels..
[18:36] <xiaouwrk> tough crowd I guess
[18:36] <Pleth> hahahaha

I would agree with you, but then, we would both be wrong..
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Re: IRC quotes!

PostAuthor: LadyAwesome » Fri Nov 15, 2013 10:21 am

I am sorry I'm an idiot.
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Re: IRC quotes!

PostAuthor: Cameron Klym » Fri Nov 15, 2013 11:56 am

You are not .....you are AWESOME! And didnt you forget it!

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Re: IRC quotes!

PostAuthor: Brayon » Wed Nov 20, 2013 1:46 am

[20:42] * Olaffy made risotto
[20:42] * DrB4 drives from Grunt's to Olaffy's
[20:43] * Olaffy feeds DrB4
[20:43] <Sarm> to bears
[20:43] <Brayon> and not the ones I like
[20:44] <Olaffy> hahahahaha

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Re: IRC quotes!

PostAuthor: LadyAwesome » Wed Nov 20, 2013 11:49 pm

<Grunt> B4 should go watch the uncensored Girls on Film video
<Grunt> boxing/wrestlingring, pillow fights, boobs.
<DrB4> pillow fights!?
* katster loves Duran Duran unashamedly
<DrB4> what's not to love
<Sunscream> hmm, I must investigate


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