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Re: IRC quotes!

PostAuthor: Darkfire » Thu Apr 01, 2010 6:03 pm

Continution from last night's quotes a couple posts above:

<Isadora> !AdhinSuxBalls
<Darkfire|ZzZz> The foreheads with the most nuts on them are currently Adhin (2), Darias (0), Darkfire (0).
<Isadora> ROFL

<Sarmanos> !AdhinSuxBalls
<Darkfire|ZzZz> Those whose foreheads have the most nuts on them are currently Adhin (2), Jonezie (2), Darias (0), Darkfire (0), Isadora (0)
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Re: IRC quotes!

PostAuthor: surfer69 » Thu Apr 01, 2010 11:24 pm

Really?

<Etz> Who's James Dean?
<surfer69> you lose
<surfer69> I'm not talking to you anymore


And I thought she was just a good RP'er with that Valley Girl elf shrumper of hers.
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Re: IRC quotes!

PostAuthor: surfer69 » Sat Apr 03, 2010 11:20 pm

I guess this is what six months staying in a hotel room thousands of miles from home while working some job will get you:

<AUman> hey, Pek, do you have a sec to jump me?
<surfer69> ...
<AUman> Vegas is a lonely place
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Re: IRC quotes!

PostAuthor: Grunt » Mon Apr 05, 2010 1:32 pm

[09:00] grunt_work: I'll Casino Royale the next one :)
[09:01] grunt_work: I just need the car
[09:01] Jonezie: Millstone. Fletcher Millstone.
[09:01] * Jonezie plays theme music
[09:02] JollyOrc: grunt_work: Is that where we come full circle to the special golems again? Golem horse with gimmicks like wands of fireball in it's clay belly?
[09:02] grunt_work: yes, from my gnomish equipment manager Q
[09:04] Sarmanos: and don't forget Miss Moneypan'na
[09:04] Jonezie: hahahaha
[09:08] grunt_work: hshahahaha
[09:09] grunt_work: Archi could be Q
[09:09] grunt_work: he's dropping wands and shit
[09:09] grunt_work: I'd need an M'Chekian counterpart to be Felix
[09:09] grunt_work: the CIA guy
[09:09] Jonezie: Dillon
[09:10] grunt_work: probably yeah
[09:10] grunt_work: Rhissaerk would be PinkTail
[09:10] grunt_work: PinkTaiiiiiiiil... (wah wahhhh wahhhhhhh) he's the shaahesk whose scales are pink... more snuggly than you think....
[09:11] grunt_work: I'll need some volunteers to be bond girls...
[09:11] * grunt_work adds Ashling
[09:11] grunt_work: it's ok, you get shot and die
[09:11] Jonezie: Millstone girls. there will be a kway a mile long
[09:12] grunt_work: "Ssa...we are part of S.S.S.S.S.S.S.P.E.C.T.R.E"
[09:13] Jonezie: Dr. Nos'tau
[09:14] Jonezie: The Man with the Silver Fox
[09:14] Jonezie: From Jechran with Love
[09:15] Sarmanos: Quantum of Second Solace
[09:16] grunt_work: "Ssaaa... S.S.S.S.S.S.S.P.E.C.T.R.E: Super Secret Shaahesk Society of Snuggly Shaahesk Slavers using Pillaging, Enslaving, Commerce, Torture, to Rule Eternally ...."
[09:18] Sarmanos: GoldenScry
[09:18] grunt_work: hahahaa
[09:18] JollyOrc: thankfully, Janur already has a last name starting with M already, so he'll be the one handing out the assignments
[09:19] grunt_work: For your Scries Only
[09:20] Sarmanos: Deathplane Another Day
[09:20] grunt_work: You Only Res Twice
[09:21] Sarmanos: Licence to Playerkill
[09:21] JollyOrc: The man with the golden Wand
[09:21] Sarmanos: That's called a Flenken Handcannon
[09:22] Jonezie: The spy who cybered me
[09:24] Adhin: wha? O.o
[09:24] grunt_work: A View to a Millstone

...this could work...
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Re: IRC quotes!

PostAuthor: Rhissaerk Jalesh » Mon Apr 05, 2010 6:23 pm

*goes off to rename the Conclave of Murder to S.S.S.S.S.S.S.P.E.C.T.R.E*
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Re: IRC quotes!

PostAuthor: GunnJ » Mon Apr 05, 2010 7:15 pm

Sorry boys, already spoken for. ;)

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Re: IRC quotes!

PostAuthor: Xiaou » Mon Apr 05, 2010 9:37 pm

<Xzar> when I played, stealth didn't even work
<Xzar> wtf? nwn is nothing without that badass stealth system
<Xzar> when I played nwn2 I mean
<Xzar> all in all, I was turned off by the fact that stealth was borked and the graphics engine seemed to combersome
<Xzar> not combersome, but... didn't work well. for lack of better words
<Xzar> but, the software engineers probably/hopefully ironed those issues out by now.
<PsiOmegaDelta> You really think they had software engineers working on it?
<Ringwraith|SoulSilver> there were a lot of patches
<Xzar> POD: I don't konw what the process behind game design. but, my second guess would be stoners guys like neo off the matrix fixing stuff.
<Xzar> no offense, Joeyo.


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Re: IRC quotes!

PostAuthor: surfer69 » Thu Apr 08, 2010 5:21 am

re: this

<Moredo> what the lolz
<Moredo> you write posts like you're 14 years old lol


So mean.
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Re: IRC quotes!

PostAuthor: surfer69 » Thu Apr 08, 2010 10:41 am

I'm assuming that this little bit of FH emo is somehow related to this:

Some guy in some tiny corner of IRCworld wrote:<Flyinhawaiian> *is the man*
<surfer69> plz don't tell me this is about the benjamins
<surfer69> plz
<Flyinhawaiian> *doesn't relate*
<Flyinhawaiian> because it's all about the benjamins
<Flyinhawaiian> and the fact that I'm bucking blitzed and should be up in 2 hours to go to work
<surfer69> lol
<surfer69> dude
<Flyinhawaiian> hahahah
<surfer69> I am so stealing that
<surfer69> "Bucking blitzed"
<surfer69> lol
<Flyinhawaiian> har
<Flyinhawaiian> i am teh shakespear
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Re: IRC quotes!

PostAuthor: Flyinhigh » Thu Apr 08, 2010 4:09 pm

Yay for coolest bosses evah!
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Re: IRC quotes!

PostAuthor: surfer69 » Thu Apr 08, 2010 4:54 pm

That FH (renamed in honor of the beloved Shane Victorino of my hometown Phils, although he didn't know that until just now because he is a football-loving redneck from Alabama or some such place w/o outdoor plumbing) is just puking pearls today:

Some idiots wrote:<@surfer69> lol
<@surfer69> I weigh like 140 in soaked clothes
<@surfer69> I bet I can drink you under
<@Flyinhawaiian> not happening
<@surfer69> you know why?
<@surfer69> for real?
<@surfer69> i'll tell you why
<@surfer69> no joke
<@surfer69> let me know
<@surfer69> when you're ready
<@surfer69> for the 411
<@Flyinhawaiian> unless you have an extra liver, there's no way, bud
<@surfer69> are you ready yet?
<@Flyinhawaiian> let me go get some water, brb
<@Flyinhawaiian> alright, lay it on me
<@surfer69> okay
<@surfer69> i love you, so don't be offended by this
<@surfer69> promise?
<@Flyinhawaiian> done
<@surfer69> it's because you drink shit water beers, and I drink good 10% belgians
<@surfer69> i put one of those in your hands
<@surfer69> and you will puke like a baby
<@Flyinhawaiian> psh
<@surfer69> i'm going irc quote this shit for the record
<@surfer69> so that when it happens
<@surfer69> it's not some joke
<@surfer69> but
<@surfer69> can you send me the log?
<@surfer69> I don't know how to copy and paste in IRC
<@surfer69> I had to type out that shit from last night
<@Flyinhawaiian> oh, it's not a joke, just a delusional little man and his computer
<@Flyinhawaiian> hahaah
<@surfer69> send irc log plz
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Re: IRC quotes!

PostAuthor: PsiOmega » Thu Apr 08, 2010 5:04 pm

In mIRC you copy the text by clicking, holding, selecting the text you want to copy and then release the button. The selection will disappear but the text will be copied.
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Re: IRC quotes!

PostAuthor: surfer69 » Fri Apr 09, 2010 5:54 am

PsiOmega wrote:In mIRC you copy the text by clicking, holding, selecting the text you want to copy and then release the button. The selection will disappear but the text will be copied.


I'll totally try that. Thanks, PoD!

(I don't quite get the disappearing/copied part, but maybe it will be obvious?)
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Re: IRC quotes!

PostAuthor: Darkfire » Fri Apr 09, 2010 5:56 am

surfer69 wrote:
PsiOmega wrote:In mIRC you copy the text by clicking, holding, selecting the text you want to copy and then release the button. The selection will disappear but the text will be copied.


I'll totally try that. Thanks, PoD!

(I don't quite get the disappearing/copied part, but maybe it will be obvious?)



After you highlight the text, it will automatically copy it. It will also unhighlight the text you selected.
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Re: IRC quotes!

PostAuthor: Isadora » Fri Apr 09, 2010 7:10 am

[01:24] Isadora: So, wow, it's refreshing to see your pixel-voice!
[01:24] draco: it feels awkward
[01:25] draco: after a while, the cage is all you know
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Re: IRC quotes!

PostAuthor: PsiOmega » Fri Apr 09, 2010 1:52 pm

[09/04|15:50:55] * Jonezie thinks you should all log into Mikona for fun times
[09/04|15:51:10] <Frapp> Can i bring my Shaahesk Jonezie?!
[09/04|15:51:30] <Jonezie> only if you consider being stabbed in the face to be fun times
[09/04|15:51:39] <nihprodne> you do!?
[09/04|15:51:43] <Frapp> Can i try to stab others in the face?!
[09/04|15:51:56] * FireStarter283 well, for me it really depends on what's stabbing me in my face
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Re: IRC quotes!

PostAuthor: Grunt » Fri Apr 09, 2010 2:03 pm

Isadora wrote:
[01:24] Isadora: So, wow, it's refreshing to see your pixel-voice!
[01:24] draco: it feels awkward
[01:25] draco: after a while, the cage is all you know


:shock: HE SPOKE!
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Re: IRC quotes!

PostAuthor: kthxbye » Fri Apr 09, 2010 4:05 pm

* Sephira drums fingers, staring at loading bar
* Sephira reboots client
<Sephira> The trouble with computers is that they always do exactly what you tell them to do.
<Lycanthropy> No they don't
<Sephira> :P
<grunt_work> Lyc that's when you prefix it with sudo
<Lycanthropy> What does that mean
<Sephira> LOL


Sudo make me a sandwich

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Re: IRC quotes!

PostAuthor: jaythespacehound » Mon Apr 12, 2010 1:18 pm

Unedited in all it's glory:

[23:14] <Aisling> can you make pink zombies with bunny ears?
[23:14] <Jay> :D
[23:15] <grunt_work> STOP CUTEY-PIEING UP AVLIS GOD DAMN IT
[23:15] <Frapp> Lol
[23:15] <Jay> woo drama
[23:15] <grunt_work> IT'S A WORLD FILLED WITH WAR, HATE, BLOOD, AND DESPAIR
[23:15] <Frapp> Im trying to get Avlis to go Steampunk!
[23:15] <Frapp> With Golem Mechs!
[23:15] <grunt_work> WE HAVE NO ROOM FOR FLUFFY BUNNIES EXCEPT TO KILL THEM FOR 2-3XP
[23:15] <Aisling> im makign alvis pink one ouftit at a time
[23:16] <grunt_work> :D
[23:16] <Adhin> LOL
[23:16] <grunt_work> don't make me slap-chop you
[23:16] <grunt_work> I outrank you again!
[23:16] <Frapp> I want to duel wield my slap chop
[23:16] <Frapp> ......but sadly...
[23:16] <Frapp> its twohanded
[23:16] <Aisling> coem on il have fletcher in a pink pimp suit soon
[23:16] <grunt_work> only if I lose a bet
[23:16] * Adhin rigs a game
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Re: IRC quotes!

PostAuthor: Ninjar » Mon Apr 12, 2010 5:33 pm

surfer69 wrote:That FH (renamed in honor of the beloved Shane Victorino of my hometown Phils, although he didn't know that until just now because he is a football-loving redneck from Alabama or some such place w/o outdoor plumbing) is just puking pearls today:

Some idiots wrote:<@surfer69> lol
<@surfer69> I weigh like 140 in soaked clothes
<@surfer69> I bet I can drink you under
<@Flyinhawaiian> not happening
<@surfer69> you know why?
<@surfer69> for real?
<@surfer69> i'll tell you why
<@surfer69> no joke
<@surfer69> let me know
<@surfer69> when you're ready
<@surfer69> for the 411
<@Flyinhawaiian> unless you have an extra liver, there's no way, bud
<@surfer69> are you ready yet?
<@Flyinhawaiian> let me go get some water, brb
<@Flyinhawaiian> alright, lay it on me
<@surfer69> okay
<@surfer69> i love you, so don't be offended by this
<@surfer69> promise?
<@Flyinhawaiian> done
<@surfer69> it's because you drink shit water beers, and I drink good 10% belgians
<@surfer69> i put one of those in your hands
<@surfer69> and you will puke like a baby
<@Flyinhawaiian> psh
<@surfer69> i'm going irc quote this shit for the record
<@surfer69> so that when it happens
<@surfer69> it's not some joke
<@surfer69> but
<@surfer69> can you send me the log?
<@surfer69> I don't know how to copy and paste in IRC
<@surfer69> I had to type out that shit from last night
<@Flyinhawaiian> oh, it's not a joke, just a delusional little man and his computer
<@Flyinhawaiian> hahaah
<@surfer69> send irc log plz


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Re: IRC quotes!

PostAuthor: Pekarion » Mon Apr 12, 2010 7:13 pm

[21:06] <FireStarter283> since we're on the subject of the male genitals
[21:06] <@Darkfire> lol
[21:07] <@PsiOmegaDelta> 23"
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Re: IRC quotes!

PostAuthor: Jonezie » Tue Apr 13, 2010 1:31 am

[11:27] <Isadora> A blind guy is climbing Mt. Everest.
[11:28] <Isadora> ......
[11:28] <RK57957_NeedsPMs> I don't wanna be rude ... but what's the point?
[11:29] <Xaila> because it's there
[11:29] <Isadora> Nice quote, Xaila ;P
[11:30] <Isadora> but yeah.. really.. I understand it's a huge testament to blind man's ability but, it's not like the cripple guy who did it on his own, this man needs help the whole time
[11:30] <Isadora> And he can't even see the mountain. His ENTIRE expereince will just be his lips getting chapped and his fingers going numb
[11:30] <Pekarion> haha
[11:30] <Pekarion> I would just put him on some sort of treadmill
[11:30] <Pekarion> in a freezer
[11:30] <Pekarion> and some fans and shit
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Re: IRC quotes!

PostAuthor: Isadora » Tue Apr 13, 2010 11:47 am

:lol: I'm glad you got that one Jonezie

[07:43] * FireStarter283 spreads her legs as usual while she computes since the damn desk she uses is a cabinet that has no area to slide her legs under but doesn't mind since her munchies is located down there
[07:44] FireStarter283: mmmmmph
[07:44] PsiOmegaDelta: ....
[07:44] void: Your munchies are located between your legs?
[07:44] FireStarter283: oh my
[07:44] FireStarter283: well..
[07:44] Isadora: Hahahahah
[07:44] Isadora: aaaahahahaha
[07:44] FireStarter283: yes, but thats not really what I meant
[07:44] Grunt: hey now
[07:44] * Isadora wipes tears
[07:45] void: What?
[07:45] PsiOmegaDelta: And there's Grunt, almost as ordered
[07:45] Isadora: it's like he can smell the innuendo
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Re: IRC quotes!

PostAuthor: Plethora » Tue Apr 13, 2010 12:00 pm

07:45] Isadora: it's like he can smell the innuendo


seriously.. what is with that guy!!!??? !!! ~
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Re: IRC quotes!

PostAuthor: Hamlet » Tue Apr 13, 2010 12:05 pm

[15:00] Pekarion (Starbuck@82.119.85.204) has joined #Avlis
[15:00] <FireStarter283> Peckerion!
[15:00] <PsiOmegaDelta> He's been timing out and re-joining for sometime now
[15:01] <FireStarter283> just LIKE a penis, occasionally coming then going again

Seriously, what's with this chatroom. *sigh*
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