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Re: IRC quotes!

PostAuthor: Cerridwyn » Thu Mar 04, 2010 11:21 pm

Pictures Thror doing the Rick Roll dance and busts out laughing


eating supper and reading this thread is hazardous to your health!

*chokes, laughing*
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Re: IRC quotes!

PostAuthor: Olaf » Fri Mar 05, 2010 6:56 am

[22:53] <Olaffy> !spinbottle
[22:53] <PsiOmegaDelta> Olaffy spins the bottle and gets Naughtyboy <3
[22:53] <Olaffy> ...
[22:53] <Olaffy> OH FFS
[22:53] <Naughtyboy> Oh yeah
[22:53] <Darkfire> how naughty of you Olaffy
[22:53] <Naughtyboy> rock and roll
[22:53] <Adhin> !spinbottle
[22:53] <PsiOmegaDelta> Adhin spins the bottle and gets Darias|Sleep <3
[22:53] <Adhin> O.o
[22:54] <Darkfire> lol
[22:54] <Adhin> >.>
[22:54] <Adhin> <.<
[22:54] <Olaffy> do eet
[22:54] <pathos_street> !spinbottle
[22:54] <Adhin> ...nah not gonna do it
[22:54] <PsiOmegaDelta> pathos_street spins the bottle and gets PJ|blah <3
[22:54] <pathos_street> <3
[22:54] <Olaffy> <3
[22:54] <Adhin> but if there was ever a man I would...
[22:54] <Adhin> ...it wouldn't be him
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Re: IRC quotes!

PostAuthor: Olaf » Mon Mar 08, 2010 3:50 pm

<grunt_work> you know...
<grunt_work> I want IHOP
<grunt_work> I have not gone to IHOP in many months
<grunt_work> I crave the incredibly disgusting display of gluttony I perform there
<grunt_work> it's... almost pornographic
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Re: IRC quotes!

PostAuthor: strickp » Mon Mar 08, 2010 9:33 pm

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Re: IRC quotes!

PostAuthor: Grunt » Mon Mar 08, 2010 9:40 pm

Don't fuck with a man's pancakes.


Ever.
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Re: IRC quotes!

PostAuthor: Hamlet » Tue Mar 09, 2010 12:05 am

Don't fuck with the Avlis coders, either. :shock:


<PsiOmegaDelta> What should I do?
<Joeyo> make me some bacon
<PsiOmegaDelta> Your face can be bacon

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Re: IRC quotes!

PostAuthor: Isadora » Wed Mar 10, 2010 12:38 pm

[07:32] PsiOmegaDelta: I are nerd...
[07:32] JollyOrc: what got you that brilliant insight PsiOmegaDelta? :)
[07:32] PsiOmegaDelta: This line
[07:32] PsiOmegaDelta: Yo mama so fat she only scatters 1d6
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Re: IRC quotes!

PostAuthor: Isadora » Thu Mar 11, 2010 1:53 am

[20:43] Isadora: What the fuck...
[20:43] Isadora: board posts says 9:09 pm but it isnt even 9 yet
[20:43] Isadora: And I have it o nthe right timezone...
[20:45] Jonezie: you must have fallen through a wormhole to the future, made the post, then fallen back the other way without noticing
[20:45] Lycanthropy: How exciting!
[20:46] Lycanthropy: What was the future like, Isadora? Were there jetpacks?
[20:48] Isadora: There were jellopacks.
[20:48] Isadora: Mostly it just sprayed jello wherever you flew
[20:48] Isadora: so you could have a giant jello wrestling party.
[20:49] Lycanthropy: I cannot wait
[20:49] Jonezie: man, I hate the future
[20:49] Lycanthropy: Truly an Age of Wonders
[20:49] Lycanthropy: Stupid age of wonders
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Re: IRC quotes!

PostAuthor: Gairus » Thu Mar 11, 2010 1:58 am

Moredo: "We'll buff so much you'd think we both worked at a car wash."

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Re: IRC quotes!

PostAuthor: Eklektikos » Thu Mar 11, 2010 8:02 pm

IRC logs from yesteryear #7639:

[00:14] <Sadow|Broken> lotr is good i loved it but the one thing it lacked was any true magic
[00:16] <Eklektikos> Blah. True magick was a bunch of weird dudes back in the 1920s sitting in pentagrams with big drippy candles up their arses. No one needs to see that.
[00:17] <Sadow|Broken> um
[00:17] <Lycanthropy> lol
[00:17] <Lycanthropy> He's right, you know
[00:17] <Sadow|Broken> aight i've now lost intrest in magic thanks
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Re: IRC quotes!

PostAuthor: Grunt » Fri Mar 12, 2010 5:32 pm

[12:26] Lesli|Research: "Evil! Tremble in fear at my star spangled panties and push up bra!"

:shock:
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Re: IRC quotes!

PostAuthor: Grunt » Mon Mar 15, 2010 3:06 pm

[10:55] Pekarion: I like the word Fundamentalist
[10:55] Pekarion: makes me feel that I can go to great lengths in portraying my character as anal
[10:55] Lycanthropy: I put the fun into fundamentalist
[10:55] Lycanthropy: Also the "mentalist"
[10:56] Pekarion: I put the "Dame" in fundamentalist
[10:56] Adhin: O.o
[10:56] Lycanthropy: Ha!
[10:56] grunt_work: Moredo puts the Mental into it
[10:56] * Lycanthropy ruffles pek's hair
[10:56] grunt_work: and I put the Fun in!
[10:56] Lycanthropy: Getcher own lines
[10:56] * Lycanthropy shoos with a broom
[10:57] grunt_work: no!
[10:57] kthxbye: Lycanthropy, I thought you put the laughter in slaughter?
[10:57] grunt_work: I'm taking your title away
[10:57] Pekarion: grunt_work: You can put the slightly more boring, list into fundamentalist?
[10:57] Lycanthropy: I have a title?
[10:58] Lycanthropy: kthxbye: It's more like putting the "merriment" into "brutal killings"
[10:58] Lycanthropy: Wait, that doesn't work
[10:58] kthxbye: lol
[10:58] Pekarion: I put the "pervert" into "internet pervert"
[10:59] kthxbye: Ok, this "I put my thing into the other thing" is getting nsfw.
[10:59] Lycanthropy: rofl, pek
[10:59] grunt_work: Lycanthropy puts the whore in Westshore
[10:59] Lycanthropy: There's no whore in westshore!
[10:59] grunt_work: THERE IS WHEN SHE'S THERE!
[10:59] Adhin: LOL
[10:59] Lycanthropy: Waaaaaaaaaaaaaay
[10:59] Adhin: hahahaha
[11:00] Lycanthropy: :D


"She" of course is Silver Fox, hussy of Maleki :twisted:
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Re: IRC quotes!

PostAuthor: Hamlet » Mon Mar 15, 2010 10:44 pm

May it be noted:

<PsiOmegaDelta> Manly men only slap each other while shirtless
#AVLISPLAYERHOUSING
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Re: IRC quotes!

PostAuthor: Jonezie » Thu Mar 18, 2010 12:33 pm

[23:29] <Pek|School> Wow
[23:29] <Pek|School> I just had these google translate popups, and I translated Avlis
[23:29] <Pek|School> it changed everything
[23:29] <Pek|School> even Plethora's name
[23:29] <Pek|School> she's now "Overflod"

[23:32] <Pek|School> And the "That's when the fight started" jokes
[23:32] <Pek|School> were suddenly funny in broken norwegian
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Re: IRC quotes!

PostAuthor: surfer69 » Sun Mar 21, 2010 1:51 am

[21:36] <kkns> Ang is like that brother in law that keeps asking for money that you can't turn down.
"See, want, take. What else is there, right?"
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Re: IRC quotes!

PostAuthor: Eklektikos » Wed Mar 24, 2010 12:48 am

Presented without comment.

[00:45] * @maxinion demands more buggering
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Re: IRC quotes!

PostAuthor: maxinion » Wed Mar 24, 2010 12:53 am

Eklektikos wrote:Presented without comment.

[00:45] * @maxinion demands more buggering


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Re: IRC quotes!

PostAuthor: surfer69 » Thu Mar 25, 2010 6:50 am

Previously, from the YouTube thread:

surfer69 wrote:I would like to thank Urizen for linking me to this in reference to some possible IC repercussions:

"I don't have it WITH me! Tell Jabba....".

That guy has a giant brain, full of stuff.


And then, tonight (with special thanks to NobDM for the set-up on another grand Shellyventure):

[01:02am] kkns: well
[01:02am] kkns: heres the next moment
[01:03am] kkns: with Keaira
[01:03am] kkns: and Orfanos
[01:03am] kkns: and Ang
[01:04am] kkns: costarring Dillon Wylde as Lando

Fucking Urizen strikes again. How does he sleep with all that stuff in his brain?
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Re: IRC quotes!

PostAuthor: surfer69 » Sat Mar 27, 2010 10:29 pm

You know, for maybe 10 minutes I was glad to have Moredo back. And then he made me realize that I don't love Norwegians as much as I did yesterday:

23:16:33 <@Moredo> what is your fav the who song?
23:16:45 <@surfer69> Probably...
23:17:18 <@surfer69> Off the top of my head...
23:17:23 <@surfer69> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CRR-WlLVj74
23:17:33 <@Moredo> when the who released their 25 years record or some other best of record
23:17:36 <@Moredo> a few years ago
23:17:43 <@Moredo> the guy on the TV spot that ran here in norway
23:17:46 <@Moredo> for it said:
23:17:54 <@Moredo> "the who, known from CSI"
23:18:00 <@Moredo> and I was like: "dude..."
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Re: IRC quotes!

PostAuthor: Anomandari » Wed Mar 31, 2010 7:56 pm

The one and only Darkfire:
21:54 Darkfire: A lot of straight girls go to gay bards
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Re: IRC quotes!

PostAuthor: Darkfire » Wed Mar 31, 2010 8:00 pm

I had a long night last night, so I am proud that a half hour after being awake (woke at 2:20pm) I'm still out of it enough to say 'bard' instead of 'bar'.

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Re: IRC quotes!

PostAuthor: surfer69 » Thu Apr 01, 2010 1:39 am

Once again, Urizen strikes with that big brain of his and makes my day. Welcome back, bozo.

Urizen wrote:<@kkns> heres how I wish the Thugs of Southill were...
<@kkns> For a Few Dollars More, Pt 2/13
<@kkns> you can pick your character
<@surfer69> hahahahahaha
<@surfer69> this will be fun!
<@surfer69> Dald is Clint
<@surfer69> kkns
<@kkns> that movie is awesome
<@surfer69> so awesome
<@kkns> Ang is El Indio
<@surfer69> that nutjob?!??
<@kkns> yep
<@kkns> check him out in part 3
<@kkns> at 3:24
<@kkns> where he's obsessed with fame
<@surfer69> can you direct link? youtube keeps crashing me.
<@kkns> For a Few Dollars More, Pt 3/13
<@kkns> more like 3:10
<@surfer69> I'm just watching it through, no worries
<@kkns> naturally El Indo is being pursued by Dald and Wylde
<@surfer69> just loading now, wtf interwebz?
<@kkns> "I know. I'm sure you hate me just enough"
<@kkns> after he kills the dude's family
<@kkns> and then challenges him to a duel


and

<@kkns> Ang and Liam crossing shaahesk territory
<@kkns> The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly
<@kkns> Captain Silver Fox "expecting good news"
<@kkns> that clip doesn't make it to the bridge exploding :(
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Re: IRC quotes!

PostAuthor: Isadora » Thu Apr 01, 2010 7:13 am

[03:09] Darkfire: your forehead, my very tiny balls, and a dipping tea bag motion
[03:09] Darias: I came into a very interesting conversation
[03:10] Isadora: hahahahahahaha
[03:10] Adhin: LOL


Warning: Vulgar

[03:19] Darkfire: though I am kinda sad I can't do the helicopter very good :(
[03:19] Adhin: O.o
[03:19] Isadora: OKAY
[03:19] Isadora: WOW
[03:19] Isadora: I DO NOT EVEN WANT TO KNOW WHAT THAT IS
[03:19] Isadora: because darkfire said it
[03:19] Adhin: I can guess?
[03:19] Isadora: it must be bad
[03:19] * Isadora covers eyes
[03:19] Darkfire: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.p ... helicopter
[03:20] Adhin: sweet
[03:20] * Darkfire rofls
[03:20] Adhin: The helicopter is a very difficult (and awkward, don't forget awkward) <---- lol
[03:20] Darias: lol
[03:21] * Isadora resists the temptation
[03:21] Darkfire: 1.
helicopter
[03:21] Darkfire: When you swing your penis around in a circle and make the noise of a helicopter.
[03:21] * Darkfire delivers temptation
[03:22] Isadora: FUCK
[03:22] Isadora: UGH
[03:22] Isadora: UGH
[03:22] Isadora: GODDAMNIT
[03:22] Darias: I only did that when i was a kid >.>
[03:22] Adhin: LOL
[03:22] * Darkfire chokes on air
[03:22] Adhin: LOL
[03:23] * Isadora is using the force to choke Darkfire
[03:23] * Darkfire runs around Isadora making helicopter noises
[03:23] Darias: hahahaha
[03:23] Adhin: hahahahah
[03:23] Adhin: Oh man
[03:23] Adhin: I almost choked on a nugget
[03:23] Isadora: ......
[03:23] Isadora: I would so so kick you in the balls IRL
[03:24] Adhin: good luck finding them
[03:24] Darkfire: they're on your forehead Adhin
[03:24] Isadora: AAHAHAHAHA
[03:24] Adhin: -.-
[03:24] Isadora: ROFL
[03:24] Adhin: ass LOL
[03:24] Isadora: Aaaaahhh
[03:24] * Isadora gasps for air
[03:24] Darias: hahahahahahahaha
[03:25] Adhin: Oh yeah, this whole conversations been awesome =P
[03:25] * Darkfire moves nuts out of way in time and watches Isadora bomb kick Adhin in the forehead
[03:25] Isadora: it was worth it
[03:25] * Darkfire runs a victory lap around Isadora and Adhin making more helicopter noises
[03:25] Adhin: =P
[03:26] Darkfire: So Nob, don't lots of animals just have gay sex all the time?
[03:26] Adhin: O.o
[03:27] Darias: the hell did that come from?
[03:27] Adhin: LOL
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Re: IRC quotes!

PostAuthor: Nob » Thu Apr 01, 2010 5:51 pm

<Lesli> that are painfully loud when you bang them
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Re: IRC quotes!

PostAuthor: Grunt » Thu Apr 01, 2010 5:54 pm

[09:51] * grunt_work knows better :)
[09:51] spool32: hehehehe
[09:51] * grunt_work also only outs in private
[09:51] spool32: :)
[09:52] spool32: I got krackq so hard...
[09:52] spool32: oh man
[09:52] spool32: :)

...it's not what you think. :shock:
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